Ms. Reeder
@msreeder.bsky.social
I strive to be lifelong learner who embodies curiosity, dedication, and an ever-evolving mastery of teaching mathematics. I am constantly exploring new mathematical theories, teaching strategies, and technologies to enrich my instruction.
Passed my Digital Citizenship training.
So if I get cyberbullied by a student, I can respond in a professional, emotionally repressed way.
So if I get cyberbullied by a student, I can respond in a professional, emotionally repressed way.
August 31, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Passed my Digital Citizenship training.
So if I get cyberbullied by a student, I can respond in a professional, emotionally repressed way.
So if I get cyberbullied by a student, I can respond in a professional, emotionally repressed way.
Completed cybersecurity training.
I’m now legally required to report suspicious emails and morally obligated to judge the grammar in them.
I’m now legally required to report suspicious emails and morally obligated to judge the grammar in them.
August 31, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Completed cybersecurity training.
I’m now legally required to report suspicious emails and morally obligated to judge the grammar in them.
I’m now legally required to report suspicious emails and morally obligated to judge the grammar in them.
Earned my OSHA certificate.
Didn’t come with a helmet, but I do feel emotionally protected by vague federal standards.
Didn’t come with a helmet, but I do feel emotionally protected by vague federal standards.
August 31, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Earned my OSHA certificate.
Didn’t come with a helmet, but I do feel emotionally protected by vague federal standards.
Didn’t come with a helmet, but I do feel emotionally protected by vague federal standards.
If I had a fire diamond:
Blue – emotionally unavailable
Red – runs hot when deadlines approach
Yellow – wildly reactive to pointless meetings
White – contains traces of dark humor and passive aggression
Blue – emotionally unavailable
Red – runs hot when deadlines approach
Yellow – wildly reactive to pointless meetings
White – contains traces of dark humor and passive aggression
August 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM
If I had a fire diamond:
Blue – emotionally unavailable
Red – runs hot when deadlines approach
Yellow – wildly reactive to pointless meetings
White – contains traces of dark humor and passive aggression
Blue – emotionally unavailable
Red – runs hot when deadlines approach
Yellow – wildly reactive to pointless meetings
White – contains traces of dark humor and passive aggression
After reviewing all 9 OSHA pictograms, I’m officially fluent in panic symbols.
August 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM
After reviewing all 9 OSHA pictograms, I’m officially fluent in panic symbols.
I’m now certified to manage food allergies.
Basically I’m a cross between a school teacher and a very tired paramedic with no equipment.
Basically I’m a cross between a school teacher and a very tired paramedic with no equipment.
August 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
I’m now certified to manage food allergies.
Basically I’m a cross between a school teacher and a very tired paramedic with no equipment.
Basically I’m a cross between a school teacher and a very tired paramedic with no equipment.
Got my Trauma-Informed Care certificate.
They taught me to recognize trauma in others, not what to do with mine. Classic.
They taught me to recognize trauma in others, not what to do with mine. Classic.
August 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Got my Trauma-Informed Care certificate.
They taught me to recognize trauma in others, not what to do with mine. Classic.
They taught me to recognize trauma in others, not what to do with mine. Classic.
Every teacher I know, just saying.
August 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Every teacher I know, just saying.
Look, one whole slide acknowledging that teachers are human. No help offered.
August 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Look, one whole slide acknowledging that teachers are human. No help offered.
So we KNOW there are students who are in the mist of trauma, and we KNOW that they cannot learn, and yet, I as their teacher am responsible for their learning. WTF?!?
August 30, 2025 at 9:57 PM
So we KNOW there are students who are in the mist of trauma, and we KNOW that they cannot learn, and yet, I as their teacher am responsible for their learning. WTF?!?
Seventh mandatory training, seventh trigger warning.
So glad they told me to “take care” and then immediately gave me no tools, no therapy, and no time off.
So glad they told me to “take care” and then immediately gave me no tools, no therapy, and no time off.
August 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Seventh mandatory training, seventh trigger warning.
So glad they told me to “take care” and then immediately gave me no tools, no therapy, and no time off.
So glad they told me to “take care” and then immediately gave me no tools, no therapy, and no time off.
Now Title IX certified.
So if there's harassment, I can file paperwork about it real fast while everyone else avoids eye contact.
So if there's harassment, I can file paperwork about it real fast while everyone else avoids eye contact.
August 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Now Title IX certified.
So if there's harassment, I can file paperwork about it real fast while everyone else avoids eye contact.
So if there's harassment, I can file paperwork about it real fast while everyone else avoids eye contact.
Earned my sexual harassment certificate.
Didn’t come with a cape or a support group, sadly.
Didn’t come with a cape or a support group, sadly.
August 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Earned my sexual harassment certificate.
Didn’t come with a cape or a support group, sadly.
Didn’t come with a cape or a support group, sadly.
Wow, just wow. As a teacher this shocking, what the hell teachers?!?
August 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Wow, just wow. As a teacher this shocking, what the hell teachers?!?
Keeping Score? 6 trigger warnings, 6 MANDITORY courses, 0 resources.
August 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Keeping Score? 6 trigger warnings, 6 MANDITORY courses, 0 resources.
Certified in student dating violence prevention.
Translation: I now break up hallway fights and toxic relationships. No extra pay.
Translation: I now break up hallway fights and toxic relationships. No extra pay.
August 30, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Certified in student dating violence prevention.
Translation: I now break up hallway fights and toxic relationships. No extra pay.
Translation: I now break up hallway fights and toxic relationships. No extra pay.
Don't you love it when there is no funding or resources provided but it's the law? Talk about a system that is set up to fail.
August 30, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Don't you love it when there is no funding or resources provided but it's the law? Talk about a system that is set up to fail.
