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KillinmeSmallz
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Just a dude trying to make some sense out here
Father of 9
I did this like 3 years ago cause I was trying to impress my children.......
My knees cussed me smooth out and told me I bet not ever do that again
Do you think you can jump out of a swing in mid air like when we were kids, right now at your grown age??
November 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
They were dancing and singing
and moving to the grooving
and just when it hit me
somebody turned around and shouted

Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down the boogie and play that funky music till you die
November 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Motherhood and 40's has a tendency to cause gains in the gluteus.
I know a woman that had absolutely no booty her entire life. Then she hit 40 and it blew up
Y’all really think Beyonce got a bbl? Ciara too?
November 23, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I don't know man... I'm still on the fence wondering if it was a good idea to give y'all niggs internet
Brownies ain’t nothing but dark skin cornbread. Goodbye.
This is obvious right? The cupcakes GOTTA go!
November 22, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Can somebody explain what difference it makes

Do they get a pay cut?
Do they lose benefits?

Exactly what happens as a result of this classification?
Education. Makes me wonder about the folk in classrooms at every level who grow the very people every other field comes from - but it's no longer professional. 🤔
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
My favorite:
I’m an electrician. Do you need me to come replace that switch
The haircut…

The reveal…

See below for some comments:
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Reposted by KillinmeSmallz
I’m only here to help 😂😂

#memes #gfy #funny #comedy #therapy
November 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Some of ya’ll we have never seen a single pic but have grown to know you as your cartoon pfp.. 😭
November 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I feel you though
November 20, 2025 at 1:17 PM
In drumpy's first term he put a ban on all muslim countries. Let me repeat. "All Muslim Countries"
So this time around this muslim guy decided to back him and convince all his folks to do the same 🤔

What exactly did he expect to happen????

Shoulda been F U forever from years ago
Dearborn Michigan Muslim tells Donald Trump fuck you cock sucker.... I voted for you" I got my whole community to vote for you. He absolutely did get his community to vote for Trump, Now that his city is being takeover by pro Trump supporters and J6 mobs he tells the Trump. I'll say it FUCK YOU
👇
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Ray j say what????
November 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
You know what Amanda..... I be trying to see things your way and I don't immediately believe all the stuff they say about you.....
But this right here?????
Nah . I can't do it no more 🤦🏾‍♂️
Girllllllwtfffffisrhisssss???
November 18, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Unfortunately this isn’t a new thing.
History is full of traitors and betrayal to one’s own people
One of the most disheartening things is seeing black people and Hispanic people being ICE agents
November 18, 2025 at 11:51 AM
This day may the gas in my car burn slowly, may the gas in my stomach pass silently and may the gas filling the lungs of the wicked politicians ignite with the fury of the sun.

That’ll be a good day
November 18, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I heard they're inviting Jah rule the following week
November 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Cmon Darnald!
how many int's you gone throw tonight?
November 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I said "I I I I I I I I I I I want the knife"
November 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Really though……
Looks like a Martin will smith mashup
November 16, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I have 2 sons that have needed MRIs.
They were both very sick at the time.
Nobody just has one for chits and giggles
Trump: I had an MRI and the result was outstanding.

Reporter: Was it your brain?

Trump: I have no idea what they analyzed, but whatever they analyzed, they analyzed it well.
November 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Me to america:
A lil too political and gloomy on here right now.

I’ll check back later
November 14, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Oh my dam 😅 he is so entertaining to watch....
they gone lose, but still this is hilarious
Jameis Winston is starting for the New York football Giants on Sunday and had some moments in his press conference that I enjoyed
November 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Share my life = Baby
Share my life = Baby
Share my life = Baby
Share my life = Baby
Share my life = Baby
Share my life = Baby
Share my life = Baby
Share my life = Bayayayayayayayayayayaaaaa
Did yall know Kem was expecting baby number 8 with his wife?

Love won’t stop calling.
November 13, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I mean... the lyrics even make so much more sense right here
Before Elvis sang it, she owned it. Big Mama Thornton — the original voice behind “Hound Dog” (1953)
November 13, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Before I come in who all in here????
November 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM