Leana Lane📍DC | 🚊 NYC 12/1-12/4
@msleanalane.bsky.social
Charming Intellectual. Darling Deviant. Unabashed Bisexual Hedonist. Cuddler Extraordinaire. Vaxxed, Not Waxed.
Aching for you 💕
November 20, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Aching for you 💕
Please enjoy this photo my BFF Christine B took of me moments after I gleefully rescued this luggage rack from a trash pile on the sidewalk 🧳
Not pictured: our longtime client waiting patiently. Duo dates with us are always an adventure! 😅🤣
Not pictured: our longtime client waiting patiently. Duo dates with us are always an adventure! 😅🤣
November 15, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Please enjoy this photo my BFF Christine B took of me moments after I gleefully rescued this luggage rack from a trash pile on the sidewalk 🧳
Not pictured: our longtime client waiting patiently. Duo dates with us are always an adventure! 😅🤣
Not pictured: our longtime client waiting patiently. Duo dates with us are always an adventure! 😅🤣
I squealed when this gorgeous collage of rug designs from one of my favorite indie decor brands showed up in my inbox 😍
Which one most captures your fall vibe? I’m torn between the first image, middle right and the second image, bottom left 🍂🍃
Which one most captures your fall vibe? I’m torn between the first image, middle right and the second image, bottom left 🍂🍃
October 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I squealed when this gorgeous collage of rug designs from one of my favorite indie decor brands showed up in my inbox 😍
Which one most captures your fall vibe? I’m torn between the first image, middle right and the second image, bottom left 🍂🍃
Which one most captures your fall vibe? I’m torn between the first image, middle right and the second image, bottom left 🍂🍃
I’m delighted to announce that I’ll be blowing my way (hehe) into the Windy City next month!
🏙️ Chicago 11/5-11/7 ✈️
Chicago is full of hidden gems and I, for one, can’t get enough. Let’s do some urban exploring together! 😉
💌 leanalane.com/meet
🏙️ Chicago 11/5-11/7 ✈️
Chicago is full of hidden gems and I, for one, can’t get enough. Let’s do some urban exploring together! 😉
💌 leanalane.com/meet
October 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I’m delighted to announce that I’ll be blowing my way (hehe) into the Windy City next month!
🏙️ Chicago 11/5-11/7 ✈️
Chicago is full of hidden gems and I, for one, can’t get enough. Let’s do some urban exploring together! 😉
💌 leanalane.com/meet
🏙️ Chicago 11/5-11/7 ✈️
Chicago is full of hidden gems and I, for one, can’t get enough. Let’s do some urban exploring together! 😉
💌 leanalane.com/meet
One of the simplest, yet sweetest and most unexpected gifts I’ve ever received! He noticed an offhand comment and got inspired. Pure childhood nostalgia, straight to my heart (and eyeballs) 💘📚👀
Tell us about an inexpensive gift you particularly cherish and why it’s special 🎁
Tell us about an inexpensive gift you particularly cherish and why it’s special 🎁
October 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
One of the simplest, yet sweetest and most unexpected gifts I’ve ever received! He noticed an offhand comment and got inspired. Pure childhood nostalgia, straight to my heart (and eyeballs) 💘📚👀
Tell us about an inexpensive gift you particularly cherish and why it’s special 🎁
Tell us about an inexpensive gift you particularly cherish and why it’s special 🎁
On my way to meet you 🚗😘
October 1, 2025 at 5:36 PM
On my way to meet you 🚗😘
It’s my birthday month & I’m (finally) slowing down enough to celebrate 🥳🍾🎁
My wishlist is updated, so head to throne.com/leanalane to spoil me!
I’m also raising funds for Migrant Solidarity Mutual Aid DC (MSMA). Visit linktr.ee/dcmigrantmut... to donate or get involved 💕
My wishlist is updated, so head to throne.com/leanalane to spoil me!
I’m also raising funds for Migrant Solidarity Mutual Aid DC (MSMA). Visit linktr.ee/dcmigrantmut... to donate or get involved 💕
September 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It’s my birthday month & I’m (finally) slowing down enough to celebrate 🥳🍾🎁
My wishlist is updated, so head to throne.com/leanalane to spoil me!
I’m also raising funds for Migrant Solidarity Mutual Aid DC (MSMA). Visit linktr.ee/dcmigrantmut... to donate or get involved 💕
My wishlist is updated, so head to throne.com/leanalane to spoil me!
I’m also raising funds for Migrant Solidarity Mutual Aid DC (MSMA). Visit linktr.ee/dcmigrantmut... to donate or get involved 💕
Part of me is sad that summer is coming to an end, as I’ve gotten to have so many incredible experiences and made tons of beautiful memories this season. It was beyond special!
That said, I loooove autumn and can’t wait to feel those crunchy leaves underfoot 🍂😍
That said, I loooove autumn and can’t wait to feel those crunchy leaves underfoot 🍂😍
September 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Part of me is sad that summer is coming to an end, as I’ve gotten to have so many incredible experiences and made tons of beautiful memories this season. It was beyond special!
That said, I loooove autumn and can’t wait to feel those crunchy leaves underfoot 🍂😍
That said, I loooove autumn and can’t wait to feel those crunchy leaves underfoot 🍂😍
As a huge art lover, I’ll never decline an art museum date! I had such a sweet time at the BMA recently and am thrilled that we caught the Black Earth Rising exhibition before it closes this Sunday. It’s absolutely worth prioritizing if you’re in the area!
September 17, 2025 at 6:18 PM
As a huge art lover, I’ll never decline an art museum date! I had such a sweet time at the BMA recently and am thrilled that we caught the Black Earth Rising exhibition before it closes this Sunday. It’s absolutely worth prioritizing if you’re in the area!
Good morning, Boston! Looking good 😍
September 12, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Good morning, Boston! Looking good 😍
Peek-a-boo 🤭
If you want to be the first to hear about my upcoming tours, now is the perfect time to sign up for my newsletter!
An email announcement about visiting a couple new destinations is forthcoming very soon ✈️
leanalane.com/newsletter
If you want to be the first to hear about my upcoming tours, now is the perfect time to sign up for my newsletter!
An email announcement about visiting a couple new destinations is forthcoming very soon ✈️
leanalane.com/newsletter
August 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Peek-a-boo 🤭
If you want to be the first to hear about my upcoming tours, now is the perfect time to sign up for my newsletter!
An email announcement about visiting a couple new destinations is forthcoming very soon ✈️
leanalane.com/newsletter
If you want to be the first to hear about my upcoming tours, now is the perfect time to sign up for my newsletter!
An email announcement about visiting a couple new destinations is forthcoming very soon ✈️
leanalane.com/newsletter
I love receiving off-the-beaten-path (at least, to me as a visitor) recommendations from a local in their home city. Even better when they’re willing to play tour guide! Thank you, C, for a lovely afternoon and for introducing me to Optimist Hall. Such a gem!
August 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I love receiving off-the-beaten-path (at least, to me as a visitor) recommendations from a local in their home city. Even better when they’re willing to play tour guide! Thank you, C, for a lovely afternoon and for introducing me to Optimist Hall. Such a gem!
Hello, Charlotte! It’s good to be back 😘
August 14, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Hello, Charlotte! It’s good to be back 😘
I always enjoy NYC, but this visit was truly unforgettable.
The Whitney’s Amy Sherald exhibition was stunning, Oh, Mary! was a hoot, and I was so blown away by Dorian Gray that I saw it *twice.*
Plus, I got to enjoy a divine tasting menu at Dirt Candy, one of my faves! 😋
The Whitney’s Amy Sherald exhibition was stunning, Oh, Mary! was a hoot, and I was so blown away by Dorian Gray that I saw it *twice.*
Plus, I got to enjoy a divine tasting menu at Dirt Candy, one of my faves! 😋
July 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I always enjoy NYC, but this visit was truly unforgettable.
The Whitney’s Amy Sherald exhibition was stunning, Oh, Mary! was a hoot, and I was so blown away by Dorian Gray that I saw it *twice.*
Plus, I got to enjoy a divine tasting menu at Dirt Candy, one of my faves! 😋
The Whitney’s Amy Sherald exhibition was stunning, Oh, Mary! was a hoot, and I was so blown away by Dorian Gray that I saw it *twice.*
Plus, I got to enjoy a divine tasting menu at Dirt Candy, one of my faves! 😋
Give me something to bite my lip about this week, NYC 🫦
I’ll be all up in you Wednesday 25th through Saturday 28th and have room for just one or two more encounters.
You know what to do…
💌 leanalane.com/meet
I’ll be all up in you Wednesday 25th through Saturday 28th and have room for just one or two more encounters.
You know what to do…
💌 leanalane.com/meet
June 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Give me something to bite my lip about this week, NYC 🫦
I’ll be all up in you Wednesday 25th through Saturday 28th and have room for just one or two more encounters.
You know what to do…
💌 leanalane.com/meet
I’ll be all up in you Wednesday 25th through Saturday 28th and have room for just one or two more encounters.
You know what to do…
💌 leanalane.com/meet
Not me icing my knee in the back of a Lyft with the same bottle of bubbly I just banged into it 😅 Instant bruise 🥲
June 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Not me icing my knee in the back of a Lyft with the same bottle of bubbly I just banged into it 😅 Instant bruise 🥲
I only just realized that my NYC dates happen to coincide with Pride, which is a very happy accident!
Don’t wait to capture my attention, as pretty soon my schedule will be filled up with performances, parties, and celebrations 🎉🌈🍾
💌 leanalane.com/meet
Don’t wait to capture my attention, as pretty soon my schedule will be filled up with performances, parties, and celebrations 🎉🌈🍾
💌 leanalane.com/meet
June 19, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I only just realized that my NYC dates happen to coincide with Pride, which is a very happy accident!
Don’t wait to capture my attention, as pretty soon my schedule will be filled up with performances, parties, and celebrations 🎉🌈🍾
💌 leanalane.com/meet
Don’t wait to capture my attention, as pretty soon my schedule will be filled up with performances, parties, and celebrations 🎉🌈🍾
💌 leanalane.com/meet
Who else is in the mood for a sensual summer vibe? 😘
DC - 6/16-6/24
NYC - 6/25-6/28
Let’s heat up and cool off together 🔥💦
DC - 6/16-6/24
NYC - 6/25-6/28
Let’s heat up and cool off together 🔥💦
June 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Who else is in the mood for a sensual summer vibe? 😘
DC - 6/16-6/24
NYC - 6/25-6/28
Let’s heat up and cool off together 🔥💦
DC - 6/16-6/24
NYC - 6/25-6/28
Let’s heat up and cool off together 🔥💦
June is heating up, babiessss🔥
It’s Pride month, which means that if you don’t book me, you’re literally biphobic 🌈🌈
Sorry, I don’t make the rules! 😘
DC - 6/5-6/24
NYC - 6/25-6/28*
*Rescheduled from late May
It’s Pride month, which means that if you don’t book me, you’re literally biphobic 🌈🌈
Sorry, I don’t make the rules! 😘
DC - 6/5-6/24
NYC - 6/25-6/28*
*Rescheduled from late May
June 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
June is heating up, babiessss🔥
It’s Pride month, which means that if you don’t book me, you’re literally biphobic 🌈🌈
Sorry, I don’t make the rules! 😘
DC - 6/5-6/24
NYC - 6/25-6/28*
*Rescheduled from late May
It’s Pride month, which means that if you don’t book me, you’re literally biphobic 🌈🌈
Sorry, I don’t make the rules! 😘
DC - 6/5-6/24
NYC - 6/25-6/28*
*Rescheduled from late May
May 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Psst, have you heard? I’ll be available for duos in NYC this month with my beloved @meetaudreyquinn.com (the artist formerly known as Sophia Duvall)!
Now prebooking for May 29th-June 1st. Drop a line, won’t you?
💌 leanalane.com/meet 💋
Now prebooking for May 29th-June 1st. Drop a line, won’t you?
💌 leanalane.com/meet 💋
May 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Psst, have you heard? I’ll be available for duos in NYC this month with my beloved @meetaudreyquinn.com (the artist formerly known as Sophia Duvall)!
Now prebooking for May 29th-June 1st. Drop a line, won’t you?
💌 leanalane.com/meet 💋
Now prebooking for May 29th-June 1st. Drop a line, won’t you?
💌 leanalane.com/meet 💋
Think dreams don’t come true? They absolutely can and do! 😘
Scenes from pre-dinner cocktails, crudo, and oysters with a lovely suitor, @msleanalane.bsky.social, and our friend Christine Buonarroti. A truly excellent 24 hours was had by all! 😍 Can you guess which cocktail was mine?
May 8, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Think dreams don’t come true? They absolutely can and do! 😘
New York, I’ve been away for far too long! Let’s get reacquainted, shall we?
Visiting NYC from May 29-June 1
Duos available with the bookish & brilliant @meetaudreyquinn.com 👯♀️
💌 leanalane.com/meet
Visiting NYC from May 29-June 1
Duos available with the bookish & brilliant @meetaudreyquinn.com 👯♀️
💌 leanalane.com/meet
May 8, 2025 at 3:40 PM
New York, I’ve been away for far too long! Let’s get reacquainted, shall we?
Visiting NYC from May 29-June 1
Duos available with the bookish & brilliant @meetaudreyquinn.com 👯♀️
💌 leanalane.com/meet
Visiting NYC from May 29-June 1
Duos available with the bookish & brilliant @meetaudreyquinn.com 👯♀️
💌 leanalane.com/meet
Do you like how toned my arms are? 💪
February 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Do you like how toned my arms are? 💪
Your move 😘
February 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Your move 😘