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Commissioner James Gordon Shumway
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I really wish we could fast-forward to the part where everyone vehemently denies having ever supported or voted for him.
January 26, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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Panel from Basil Wolverton’s comic Spacehawk, a drawing of a rat-like alien pointing and saying “over the wall with these swine who call themselves the law!”
January 24, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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Still frame from Star Wars, showing multiple storm trooper helmets impaled on pikes.
January 24, 2026 at 4:34 PM
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I received the redux/reissue of TMNT & Other Strangeness #rpg book as a holiday gift. It’s still a horribly designed game, full of typos and contradictory rules.

And I love it. I’ve filled up two notebooks with new character builds. Nostalgia overload. Might even try to play it. Maybe.
January 14, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Reposted by Commissioner James Gordon Shumway
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A digital illustration that is a very direct copy of a painting seen in the Ken Russell movie Lair of the White Worm (1987). An armored knight on a galloping horse – rendered in such an odd, compressed way as to verge on cubism – is lopping the head off a huge looping, bluish-white snakelike beast as it emerges from a cave in a rocky crash. At the bottom of the frame a red banner bearing golden blackletter lettering reads ‘Forsitan Hodie Fiet’ which I very much hope is Latin for ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
January 14, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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Gonna let my player build a cleric pc and then kill all the gods. Cool mace, you fucking dweeb.

#dnd #notdnd #iamtheworstgm
January 14, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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This is the coolest thing of the day. You know what, fuck it, I’m using an exclamation point for this. This is the coolest thing of the day!
betterlegends.bsky.social Skullboy @betterlegends.bsky.social · 16d
My new "adventure" Dungeon of Sparks is out now! It's fully illustrated but needs you, the reader to become the author. I'm calling it a "disjointed collaboration". When you finish writing it, you can use the art in it to publish an adventure. Enjoy! better-legends.itch.io/dungeon-of-s...
January 14, 2026 at 4:02 PM
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Couldn’t we just have the soccer dudes give him another bigboy medal, but in the shape of Greenland?
January 14, 2026 at 2:25 PM
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I can’t pinpoint the exact moment in time when this changed, but I used to be upset when #dnd #5e got canceled. Now, I feel relieved. I can play (or just read) a good #ttrpg instead.
January 11, 2026 at 7:06 PM
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Played 2nd session of #daggerheart #rpg last night. It’s starting to come together for me, system-wise. Still seems very fiddly, but that’s the gimmick I guess. Loving the mechanical benefits of teamwork.

I’m still pondering the inherent player vs GM dynamic. I need to run it myself, I think.
January 10, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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Stop calling them Nazis. They are doing Nazi shit, but they are US REPUBLICANS. Stop calling them Fascists. They are doing Fascist shit, but they are US REPUBLICANS.

That’s who is killing innocent Americans. That’s who is shielding pedophile rapists from consequences. That’s who.

REPUBLICANS.
January 9, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Reposted by Commissioner James Gordon Shumway
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Digital illustration done in slightly crude black outlines and mostly flat, but mottled and textured colors on a toned paper background. What we've got here is a warthog's head with big curling tusks but with a rooster's comb on top of its head because its body is a colorful red, orange, and blue rooster. But the long tail feathers of the rooster are instead a mass of green writhing octopus arms with suckers and all that. It's set against a blueish-purplish rough rectangle of color. A block of outlined pink lettering under the warthog head reads 'Maybe it will happen today'.
November 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Reposted by Commissioner James Gordon Shumway
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A digital illustration of a Axolotl Kaiju rampaging in a city. The kaiju is center frame, mostly colored in bright mottled pinkish reds, standing on unseen hind limbs, forelimbs held out wide, all its little gill appendages are flared out, its eye are spouting little pink flames and it is blasting a rainbow-colored beam of destruction out of its mouth. All around it are fairly crudely rendered silhouettes of buildings engulfed in lurid and non-naturally colored flames. At the bottom center of the frame in a stack of rainbow-colored lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today'.
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Head Like a Hole -nin

‘89, it counts.
January 7, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Reposted by Commissioner James Gordon Shumway
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A digital simulation of a work and weathered two color relief print on toned paper. A black goat with big horns curving back in a somewhat exaggerated running or prancing pose is turning his head to look back over his shoulder. There is a pole topped with a small inverted cross crooked in one of his front legs and attached to the pole, streaming over the goat, is a red banner bearing some crusty looking blackletter script reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’
October 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Reposted by Commissioner James Gordon Shumway
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Digital illustration based on the Night on Bald Mountain sequence from Fantasia (1940). Chernobog, a black and purple horned demon with huge bat wings is at center. He is gigantic, seated within the peak of the titular mountain with flames rising up around his waist. His wings are outstretched across the greenish-blue swirling sky and he is waving his arms around to direct the howling winds and spooks and ghosts to do his bidding. Some of these apparitions surround a swirl of ghostly lettering reading ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
January 3, 2026 at 2:11 PM
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Didn’t this asshole just get a soccer trophy for peace or something?
January 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
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Wish I wasn’t reposting this today…
msfnc.bsky.social Commissioner James Gordon Shumway @msfnc.bsky.social · Sep 15
What the hell, man?! Is there, like, oil or something in Venezuela?

:::googles:::

Oh. I see. Well, shit.
Still frame of Fred Thompson playing Admiral Painter in 1990 film The Hunt for Red October. His memorable line from this scene is, “this business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we’ll be lucky to live through it.”
January 3, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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Last FLGS #rpg score of the year from Dark Future in Portland. I find treasure. Every. Time:
December 31, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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I used an OSR system for communal storytelling! Fuck you! I ran a dungeon crawl with a story game! Fuck all y’all! I had fun both times! Eat my whole butt! Let’s all fight about the dumbest possible shit!
December 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Reposted by Commissioner James Gordon Shumway
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Ok, so imagine three snakey-shaped creatures that all branch out from a central point. Two of them, left and right are wrapped around a gently curved ornamented banner, and the third is curled up under all of that. On the left we are looking at a medium blue dragonish snake creature. It has a row of several dark eyes on the side of its head we can see in profile. It has a toothy mouth and stumpy branched horns, with similar stumpy protrusions leading down its spine. It is looking to the right and looking back is the second snakey-beast which is green and striped and its head is an open-mouthed and quite long-eared hare. It has two pairs of front limbs and bunny-ear shaped protrusions in sequence down its spine. The third snake-beast curling around below is basically just a pangolin. Pointy face, big eye, covered in big brown pine cone-like scales with, again, two pairs of heavily-clawed front limbs. and it long, sticky pink tongue curling out. On the banner all this snakiness is wrapping around are the words 'Maybe it will happen today'.
September 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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Public Access is super fun to play. It’s the game I wouldn’t shut up about, so much so that my genius daughter made me this shirt:
Photo of a gray and black shirt, printed with the words “tv odyssey” and a triangle pattern.
December 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Reposted by Commissioner James Gordon Shumway
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Digital illustration of red drawing on a mottled black background. An inverted five pointed star with a goat’s head ears and horns inscribed within the five points. The star itself is inscribed inside a circle. At each point is an inscrutable character which could actually be the letters MIWHT. Within the circle between the points of the star in an occultish script are the words ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
August 22, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Photo of box art for the toy set “Techforce” - a drawing depicting two robots fighting a fierce battle.
December 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Getting the house ready for Krampusnach.
Photo of a wall decorated with Krampus postcards, holiday garland, hanging stockings, and a framed devil mask.
December 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM