Commissioner James Gordon Shumway
msfnc.bsky.social
Commissioner James Gordon Shumway
@msfnc.bsky.social
Protect trans kids.
I really wish we could fast-forward to the part where everyone vehemently denies having ever supported or voted for him.
January 26, 2026 at 6:49 PM
January 24, 2026 at 5:40 PM
January 24, 2026 at 4:34 PM
I received the redux/reissue of TMNT & Other Strangeness #rpg book as a holiday gift. It’s still a horribly designed game, full of typos and contradictory rules.

And I love it. I’ve filled up two notebooks with new character builds. Nostalgia overload. Might even try to play it. Maybe.
January 14, 2026 at 8:54 PM
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January 14, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Gonna let my player build a cleric pc and then kill all the gods. Cool mace, you fucking dweeb.

#dnd #notdnd #iamtheworstgm
January 14, 2026 at 4:41 PM
This is the coolest thing of the day. You know what, fuck it, I’m using an exclamation point for this. This is the coolest thing of the day!
My new "adventure" Dungeon of Sparks is out now! It's fully illustrated but needs you, the reader to become the author. I'm calling it a "disjointed collaboration". When you finish writing it, you can use the art in it to publish an adventure. Enjoy! better-legends.itch.io/dungeon-of-s...
January 14, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Couldn’t we just have the soccer dudes give him another bigboy medal, but in the shape of Greenland?
January 14, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I can’t pinpoint the exact moment in time when this changed, but I used to be upset when #dnd #5e got canceled. Now, I feel relieved. I can play (or just read) a good #ttrpg instead.
January 11, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Played 2nd session of #daggerheart #rpg last night. It’s starting to come together for me, system-wise. Still seems very fiddly, but that’s the gimmick I guess. Loving the mechanical benefits of teamwork.

I’m still pondering the inherent player vs GM dynamic. I need to run it myself, I think.
January 10, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Stop calling them Nazis. They are doing Nazi shit, but they are US REPUBLICANS. Stop calling them Fascists. They are doing Fascist shit, but they are US REPUBLICANS.

That’s who is killing innocent Americans. That’s who is shielding pedophile rapists from consequences. That’s who.

REPUBLICANS.
January 9, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Head Like a Hole -nin

‘89, it counts.
January 7, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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October 24, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Didn’t this asshole just get a soccer trophy for peace or something?
January 3, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Wish I wasn’t reposting this today…
What the hell, man?! Is there, like, oil or something in Venezuela?

:::googles:::

Oh. I see. Well, shit.
January 3, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Last FLGS #rpg score of the year from Dark Future in Portland. I find treasure. Every. Time:
December 31, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I used an OSR system for communal storytelling! Fuck you! I ran a dungeon crawl with a story game! Fuck all y’all! I had fun both times! Eat my whole butt! Let’s all fight about the dumbest possible shit!
December 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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September 22, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Public Access is super fun to play. It’s the game I wouldn’t shut up about, so much so that my genius daughter made me this shirt:
December 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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August 22, 2025 at 1:26 PM
December 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Getting the house ready for Krampusnach.
December 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM