Michelle S
@msdodgrblu.bsky.social
Mostly harmless. Still runs with ✂️. Chronologically an adult. Technical writer. Dodgers, Mariners, Pearl Jam, Star Wars, Disney, PokémonGo. Just waiting for Halloween. 🎃
Somehow I’m not sure “Kyle Tucker: he is awesome!” will have the same ring as what I am in the habit of exclaiming every time I hear the name “Kyle Tucker.” But I will definitely try to break that admittedly bad habit. (I’ll be ready when he strikes out with the bases loaded in the 9th, though.)
January 16, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Somehow I’m not sure “Kyle Tucker: he is awesome!” will have the same ring as what I am in the habit of exclaiming every time I hear the name “Kyle Tucker.” But I will definitely try to break that admittedly bad habit. (I’ll be ready when he strikes out with the bases loaded in the 9th, though.)
I hear “Bo Bichette” as “Boba Fett” just as I hear “Kappo Kaako” as “Oppo Taco.”
January 16, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I hear “Bo Bichette” as “Boba Fett” just as I hear “Kappo Kaako” as “Oppo Taco.”
Finch and the Are You Dead Yet app should merge. Except I would have been presumed dead long ago.
January 14, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Finch and the Are You Dead Yet app should merge. Except I would have been presumed dead long ago.
I love the smell of Meetings That Could Have Been Emails in the morning. It smells like … futility!
January 14, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I love the smell of Meetings That Could Have Been Emails in the morning. It smells like … futility!
Gotta admit: I’m disillusioned. The Empire in Star Wars had all the sick design work. (Let’s be real: TIE fighters look WAAAAY cooler than X-wings.) Instead our fascists have … AI designs? I feel cheated.
January 14, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Gotta admit: I’m disillusioned. The Empire in Star Wars had all the sick design work. (Let’s be real: TIE fighters look WAAAAY cooler than X-wings.) Instead our fascists have … AI designs? I feel cheated.
I’m PerrySorry … about Connor Bedard’s mom. It’s rough when the kids won’t call you “dad.” 😏 www.instagram.com/reel/DS6TLS4...
LA Kings on Instagram: "It’s 2025 and we have Kings fans calling Corey Perry PerBear… that’s growth"
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January 11, 2026 at 9:27 PM
I’m PerrySorry … about Connor Bedard’s mom. It’s rough when the kids won’t call you “dad.” 😏 www.instagram.com/reel/DS6TLS4...
Dude. I think I killed Gemini. And all I had to do was demand it find my Holy Grail jewelry item I've been seeking for eight years. 😀
January 11, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Dude. I think I killed Gemini. And all I had to do was demand it find my Holy Grail jewelry item I've been seeking for eight years. 😀
“Mama’s Boys” should come with a black-box warning label.
January 10, 2026 at 6:55 PM
“Mama’s Boys” should come with a black-box warning label.
So, so much teen drama in the house lately. Why are boys so stupid? 🙄🤣 (Not you, male follower: I am certain you are the exception.)
January 9, 2026 at 10:21 PM
So, so much teen drama in the house lately. Why are boys so stupid? 🙄🤣 (Not you, male follower: I am certain you are the exception.)
Kraken undefeated in the midnight jerseys when I am in the house. Just sayin’.
January 7, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Kraken undefeated in the midnight jerseys when I am in the house. Just sayin’.
X2!! Second NHL goal!
Let’s go, Katton!! First NHL goal!
January 7, 2026 at 5:36 AM
X2!! Second NHL goal!
Let’s go, Katton!! First NHL goal!
January 7, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Let’s go, Katton!! First NHL goal!
The last month feels like it has gone on for years, while at the same time rushing by. Too much drama. Normally I feel far younger than I am. These days, I feel old. #realtalk
January 4, 2026 at 6:00 PM
The last month feels like it has gone on for years, while at the same time rushing by. Too much drama. Normally I feel far younger than I am. These days, I feel old. #realtalk
I hope all those “he won’t get us into any wars” folks are feeling really burned today. But probably not. Cults always have a way of explaining reality in a way their brains don’t implode.
January 3, 2026 at 5:23 PM
I hope all those “he won’t get us into any wars” folks are feeling really burned today. But probably not. Cults always have a way of explaining reality in a way their brains don’t implode.
Kid 2.0 turns in the TV expecting to find hockey and freaks out because she is seeing a weird orange character who is not Gritty.
January 3, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Kid 2.0 turns in the TV expecting to find hockey and freaks out because she is seeing a weird orange character who is not Gritty.
Today has started with a “WTF?” Followed by a “WTAF??” 2026 is off to a great start.
January 3, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Today has started with a “WTF?” Followed by a “WTAF??” 2026 is off to a great start.
Bonus: this one has its own theme song. Happy New Year!
January 1, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Bonus: this one has its own theme song. Happy New Year!
Seattle fireworks 2026: Like a concert in a baseball park, great soundtrack, but you can’t see shit. 🤣 Happy New Year, folks. Hope 2026 is better than 2025. ❤️🍾
January 1, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Seattle fireworks 2026: Like a concert in a baseball park, great soundtrack, but you can’t see shit. 🤣 Happy New Year, folks. Hope 2026 is better than 2025. ❤️🍾
Is it only my family that can’t tell sweet potatoes from squash or is this a common occurrence?!?
December 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Is it only my family that can’t tell sweet potatoes from squash or is this a common occurrence?!?
I moded Kid 1.0 a goth/punk Hello Kitty for Xmas. She was a hit!
December 26, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I moded Kid 1.0 a goth/punk Hello Kitty for Xmas. She was a hit!
Working on my family’s “crown jewel” of holiday baking traditions, bourbon balls. I got the recipe from my mom, who made them every year. It isn’t Xmas without them, so now I
make them. Got curious as to where this recipe originated from. Google reveals it’s a Kentucky thing. That tracks.
make them. Got curious as to where this recipe originated from. Google reveals it’s a Kentucky thing. That tracks.
December 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Working on my family’s “crown jewel” of holiday baking traditions, bourbon balls. I got the recipe from my mom, who made them every year. It isn’t Xmas without them, so now I
make them. Got curious as to where this recipe originated from. Google reveals it’s a Kentucky thing. That tracks.
make them. Got curious as to where this recipe originated from. Google reveals it’s a Kentucky thing. That tracks.
I realize many people have bigger problems, but if the universe could quit crapping on my family, I’d really appreciate it. I’m at about 3 things over what I can handle right now.
December 20, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I realize many people have bigger problems, but if the universe could quit crapping on my family, I’d really appreciate it. I’m at about 3 things over what I can handle right now.
Why do extroverts so often demand introverts be like them? Ugh. Most introverts aren’t making that demand of extroverts. We just want to be left alone. 🤣
December 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Why do extroverts so often demand introverts be like them? Ugh. Most introverts aren’t making that demand of extroverts. We just want to be left alone. 🤣
In NYC last weekend, one of the places we walked by was the Hilton where the United HC CEO was shot, allegedly by Luigi Mangione. I pointed it out to the kids. Kid 1.0 was delighted to take a photo and send it to friends.
December 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
In NYC last weekend, one of the places we walked by was the Hilton where the United HC CEO was shot, allegedly by Luigi Mangione. I pointed it out to the kids. Kid 1.0 was delighted to take a photo and send it to friends.
This week can just piss off. That is all.
December 16, 2025 at 3:59 PM
This week can just piss off. That is all.