Mr_Tofie
@mrtofie.bsky.social
Mankind, be vigilant, we loved you.
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Mr_Tofie
@mrtofie.bsky.social
· Jan 5
Damien Hirst spat in my face in 2012
Is Donald trump about to Cersei the vote
November 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Is Donald trump about to Cersei the vote
Everyone looks American when they’re old
November 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Everyone looks American when they’re old
Feel like I’m going insane, I literally remember him telling them to march on the capital. Post truth is the end of society. Ask Mike pence what was instructed.
November 11, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Feel like I’m going insane, I literally remember him telling them to march on the capital. Post truth is the end of society. Ask Mike pence what was instructed.
Begging everyone who gets this tariff stimulus check uses it to buy guns
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Begging everyone who gets this tariff stimulus check uses it to buy guns
I’ve not stopped thinking of Pluribus since I saw it, so glad I just avoided everything about it and went in blind.
November 7, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I’ve not stopped thinking of Pluribus since I saw it, so glad I just avoided everything about it and went in blind.
Pluribus is amazing holy
November 7, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Pluribus is amazing holy
I think I’ve just realised the woman Ive been looking for since I was a child was actually just Nancy from the original Oliver! Film
November 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I think I’ve just realised the woman Ive been looking for since I was a child was actually just Nancy from the original Oliver! Film
Remember that Dick Cheney was so evil he had to replace his evil heart with someone else’s.
November 4, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Remember that Dick Cheney was so evil he had to replace his evil heart with someone else’s.
Burn in hell Dick Cheney you cunt
November 4, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Burn in hell Dick Cheney you cunt
If you’re bowing out of politics now because, “politics are dangerous right now” you never cared.
October 31, 2025 at 10:11 AM
If you’re bowing out of politics now because, “politics are dangerous right now” you never cared.
Say what you want about the king, that old rapist defending crone wouldn’t have got rid of Andrew. Fuck the old queen and her slow walking. Pedo protector.
October 31, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Say what you want about the king, that old rapist defending crone wouldn’t have got rid of Andrew. Fuck the old queen and her slow walking. Pedo protector.
The signs of truth are tattooed across your often entered vagina
October 28, 2025 at 12:12 PM
The signs of truth are tattooed across your often entered vagina
Hasan is evil for shocking his dog, but is Ethan Klein really gonna pretend there wasn’t drama about them neglecting their dogs like 7 months ago lol
October 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Hasan is evil for shocking his dog, but is Ethan Klein really gonna pretend there wasn’t drama about them neglecting their dogs like 7 months ago lol
White people in 2020 started a whole thing saying they could shift into other universes, and instead of creating a movement or religion from this, they just hung out with Draco Malfoy. Says a lot.
October 12, 2025 at 10:21 AM
White people in 2020 started a whole thing saying they could shift into other universes, and instead of creating a movement or religion from this, they just hung out with Draco Malfoy. Says a lot.
So many bleached assholes at the republican convention call that white ring politics.
October 10, 2025 at 11:16 PM
So many bleached assholes at the republican convention call that white ring politics.
Trump didn’t get the peace prize because they’re 100% sure that he’s a pedophile and the proof is very close to releasing.
October 10, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Trump didn’t get the peace prize because they’re 100% sure that he’s a pedophile and the proof is very close to releasing.
I can’t wait for the vids of ice agents bleeding from holes in their fat chests.
October 10, 2025 at 9:55 AM
I can’t wait for the vids of ice agents bleeding from holes in their fat chests.
We will haunt you when you laugh.
October 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
We will haunt you when you laugh.
The best part about groks video generation allowing hardcore gore is that I can send visceral videos of me harming myself whenever someone says something mean to me
October 9, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The best part about groks video generation allowing hardcore gore is that I can send visceral videos of me harming myself whenever someone says something mean to me
People are worried about Humans “taking their job” but cheer on the AI takeover
October 9, 2025 at 10:23 AM
People are worried about Humans “taking their job” but cheer on the AI takeover
No half measures my dear Americans, I wish you all good fortune in the war to come
October 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
No half measures my dear Americans, I wish you all good fortune in the war to come
I lowkey think Japan has been genophaged
October 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I lowkey think Japan has been genophaged
Literally what is going on in the world
you suggest my man is going to have to adjust to back shots with no recoil for the first time and then i look up to see my exes marrying a gaggle of women who use toothbrushes on their edges?! might be time to make moon cricket reference in the music. idk idk
Shoulder Shrug Maybe GIF
ALT: Shoulder Shrug Maybe GIF
media.tenor.com
October 6, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Literally what is going on in the world
Why does every Taylor Swift album reaction look like it was filmed at a Hitler Youth camp?
October 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Why does every Taylor Swift album reaction look like it was filmed at a Hitler Youth camp?