Hex
@mrstealyourlamps.bsky.social
Was here before Xander, but he will never admit it. Everyone's favorite gay awakening.
I accept apologies in bones or lamps.
#bulletproofsnowmen
I accept apologies in bones or lamps.
#bulletproofsnowmen
Being a hater is embarrassing. Except when I do it because I'm not a hater, l'm a critic, an intellectual, a great thinker analyzing culture if you will. My hatred goes beyond your mortal comprehensive minds...bitch.
December 14, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Being a hater is embarrassing. Except when I do it because I'm not a hater, l'm a critic, an intellectual, a great thinker analyzing culture if you will. My hatred goes beyond your mortal comprehensive minds...bitch.
Please make it stop!! Im tired of cult shit being put on my body by the government while I sleep. If I wanted cult shit on me I would put it there myself. God I hate the government...atleast make my ass a bit more jiggly fuck!
November 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Please make it stop!! Im tired of cult shit being put on my body by the government while I sleep. If I wanted cult shit on me I would put it there myself. God I hate the government...atleast make my ass a bit more jiggly fuck!
Just saw someone ask the question "which came first: Jesus on the cross? Or the scarecrow?". I know the answer because...well, but the TRUE question is: should I share it? Or do I continue to keep the humans guessing like usual?
November 20, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Just saw someone ask the question "which came first: Jesus on the cross? Or the scarecrow?". I know the answer because...well, but the TRUE question is: should I share it? Or do I continue to keep the humans guessing like usual?
Alot of sleepless nights, drugs and spite : D please don't tell my mom...or my partners. They will whoop my ass
Every time I look at your tweets, I wonder how you ever got to your sophomore year in college without me.
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November 9, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Alot of sleepless nights, drugs and spite : D please don't tell my mom...or my partners. They will whoop my ass
No guys...I don't think this means Xander gets into heaven...unless...HEY GEORGE
sex before marriage is a sin unless you do it doggy style because all dogs go to heaven. follow me for more biblical loopholes
November 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
No guys...I don't think this means Xander gets into heaven...unless...HEY GEORGE
sex before marriage is a sin unless you do it doggy style because all dogs go to heaven. follow me for more biblical loopholes
November 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
sex before marriage is a sin unless you do it doggy style because all dogs go to heaven. follow me for more biblical loopholes
getting ur clit rubbed by a dj probably goes crazy,I bet they are down there like *wikiwikiwiki*.
November 6, 2025 at 6:29 AM
getting ur clit rubbed by a dj probably goes crazy,I bet they are down there like *wikiwikiwiki*.
No nut November? NAH nah nah,
Nonstop Nut November. I'm ripping this bad boy clean off and flicking this bean til it pops like popcorn.
Nonstop Nut November. I'm ripping this bad boy clean off and flicking this bean til it pops like popcorn.
November 3, 2025 at 5:12 AM
No nut November? NAH nah nah,
Nonstop Nut November. I'm ripping this bad boy clean off and flicking this bean til it pops like popcorn.
Nonstop Nut November. I'm ripping this bad boy clean off and flicking this bean til it pops like popcorn.
While you were squirting and creaming I was plotting and scheming....✨️2minutes and 50 seconds✨️ of it all to be exact
October 25, 2025 at 3:04 AM
While you were squirting and creaming I was plotting and scheming....✨️2minutes and 50 seconds✨️ of it all to be exact
*grabs you by the collar*
You can burn all the sage you want, I'LL BE BACK.
*phases into the wall*
You can burn all the sage you want, I'LL BE BACK.
*phases into the wall*
October 22, 2025 at 5:28 AM
*grabs you by the collar*
You can burn all the sage you want, I'LL BE BACK.
*phases into the wall*
You can burn all the sage you want, I'LL BE BACK.
*phases into the wall*
Saw my doctor today and told him I was depressed. He then asked me if I thought about killing myself. That's a Hella weird piece of medical advice but sure doc I'll try it!
October 13, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Saw my doctor today and told him I was depressed. He then asked me if I thought about killing myself. That's a Hella weird piece of medical advice but sure doc I'll try it!
Beef jerky so expensive I might just buy the beef and jerk it off myself.
October 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Beef jerky so expensive I might just buy the beef and jerk it off myself.
I GOT A FRIEND AT COLLEGE TO JOIN SOCIAL MEDIA : D I shall show her sin
October 8, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I GOT A FRIEND AT COLLEGE TO JOIN SOCIAL MEDIA : D I shall show her sin
*me doing homework in a quiet library*
...Man I miss my slutty waisted dog.
...Man I miss my slutty waisted dog.
September 27, 2025 at 6:39 AM
*me doing homework in a quiet library*
...Man I miss my slutty waisted dog.
...Man I miss my slutty waisted dog.
Banned from the Rapture for calling it “Uppies”. My brother is lame for this.
September 23, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Banned from the Rapture for calling it “Uppies”. My brother is lame for this.
The psych ward? OH you mean the 'The good pussy detainment facility'.
September 19, 2025 at 1:57 AM
The psych ward? OH you mean the 'The good pussy detainment facility'.
No, we don't talk about the crying Xander. I hear you typing in the other room
I don't get how people drink alcohol and turn evil, when I drink I start giggling like a bitch and get slutty.
March 31, 2025 at 2:01 AM
No, we don't talk about the crying Xander. I hear you typing in the other room
I don't get how people drink alcohol and turn evil, when I drink I start giggling like a bitch and get slutty.
March 31, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I don't get how people drink alcohol and turn evil, when I drink I start giggling like a bitch and get slutty.
I know the lore now, give me your leg.
March 4, 2025 at 6:44 AM
I know the lore now, give me your leg.
Feeling hamburger helpless rn
March 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Feeling hamburger helpless rn
Xander just grabbed me from behind and started aggressively breathing near my ear, then said: "Don't tell the government I'll have the zoomies"
February 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Xander just grabbed me from behind and started aggressively breathing near my ear, then said: "Don't tell the government I'll have the zoomies"
Fishb domt need taxies becougse their bodires are alredy cars
February 19, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Fishb domt need taxies becougse their bodires are alredy cars
This is the gay agenda at its finest.
February 13, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This is the gay agenda at its finest.
Metaphorical COCK shot
February 9, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Metaphorical COCK shot