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mrs stinky 69
@mrsstinky69.bsky.social
clean, serene, never emotionally matured past seventeen
guys i think i’ve overdone it cos i just tried to use the ‘you hate me :(‘ on my fiancé and got no reaction. i’m like icarus i’ve flown too close to the sun and now i shall burn up from lack of attention.
January 29, 2025 at 5:31 AM
trying to think of a catchy instagram handle for a travel account for me & ry and so far the only thing i’ve come up with is ‘globefrotting’
January 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
getting back into the gym over the last few months has been humbling cos i truly thought id remember good form etc but im literally having to google ‘feeling *exercise name* in *incorrect muscle*?’ CONSTANTLY i’m so embarrassed
January 14, 2025 at 12:36 PM
why do all puregym toilets smell like raw pancake mix
January 14, 2025 at 12:16 PM
uppa town
January 14, 2025 at 10:59 AM
pure gym is the coldest place on earth
December 22, 2024 at 1:59 PM
ryan’s parents neighbours and their kids are coming round for christmas dinner tonight and i’ve accidentally made myself look way too stunning for the occasion
December 21, 2024 at 4:08 PM
whenever i go to the gym i enter a fuckboy era that i cannot explain. why am i listening to trippie redd and pouting.
December 21, 2024 at 1:51 PM
ceechynaa is a fucking savage ‘he said that he's got a big dick, but he's scoopin' it up in his hands, i told him to put that shrimp back in his fuckin' pants’ LORDDDDDD i am screaming
December 20, 2024 at 2:24 PM
‘junior darts promotes obesity and alcoholism’
December 18, 2024 at 1:45 PM
can’t stop laughing at this lmao ‘just my luck… hope santa’s ok x’
December 18, 2024 at 1:44 PM
i appreciate the sentiment of linkedin games telling me im smarter than 95% of CEOs but it’s also quite an infuriating thought
December 18, 2024 at 12:45 PM
GWR is my biggest opp
December 16, 2024 at 1:53 PM
100 days sober today :)
December 15, 2024 at 2:43 PM
my fiance won’t stop watching videos of animals farting on youtube
December 7, 2024 at 11:10 AM
double screening flight radar and big jet tv, what a morning
December 7, 2024 at 9:21 AM
just did a bit of a psycho thing for the first time in a while and hurt my own feelings!!!
December 6, 2024 at 7:13 PM
watching people lose their minds over pronouns, gender identities, trans people, sexualities whilst my default response to seeing any variation of the above is just
December 6, 2024 at 7:10 PM
golden retriever bf vs black cat gf <3
December 3, 2024 at 10:04 AM
how do people even take longer than 5 mins in the post office what are you DOING
December 2, 2024 at 10:46 AM
just found my top songs from 2020 playlist whilst trying to see if wrapped is out yet, and i’ve never seen something scream ‘early 20s woman in abusive relationship’ so loud HAHA
November 28, 2024 at 12:40 PM
listened to fontaines dc for the first time recently and realised i knew every song from mr bruv slideshows on tiktok. time to go outside!
November 25, 2024 at 9:54 AM
training this algorithm is a full time job why is my entire feed pics of space
November 23, 2024 at 10:54 PM
😔✌🏻
November 22, 2024 at 3:18 PM
reasons people have thought i’m autistic in the last 30 days:
- memorized the train announcements and recite them whenever i hear them
- getting the egg ick so badly i physically threw up
- unconsciously repeating songs i hear my downstairs neighbours and partner singing
- toddler pose when i stand
November 22, 2024 at 3:14 PM