Mr Soybean
mrsoybean.bsky.social
Mr Soybean
@mrsoybean.bsky.social
Shonen Jump Enjoyer, occasional drawer (draw-er?)

He/Him
Need a bad bitch to share a save file of Inazuma Eleven: Victory Road with
November 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Wait Slitterhead came out? A full year ago?

I have seen zero coverage of this game from the handful of very survival horror positive streamers I watch
November 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
If Steam sells the new tech at a loss they could definitely move into Xbox's public mindshare. But thats mostly hopeful thinking because I kinda want the Steam Frame but not at a premium
November 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
One of those days where I wish I enjoyed the gameplay of FF14

Such a beautiful and content packed game, the best Final Fantasy since 2001 and yet I just hate touching it
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Me when I'm Mumm-Ra
November 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
My male loneliness manifests in three distict ways

1. I should exercise my creativity and reach out constructively towards my fellow humans

2. I should get a tattoo of Mejiro Ryan on my hamstrings

3. God I wish I was the cockroach from Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka
November 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Dear Brain,

Kindly do not ever repeat last nights dream of pulling backwards two-inch nails through my skin again.

Thank you
November 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Accidentslly just called ProZD "Son Wukong"
November 6, 2025 at 2:18 AM
There are 3 types of Pokemon fan games

Red/Blue remakes

Emerald remakes

Original game set in the Gambo region where people's souls are eaten by Pokemon and sacrificed to Yggdrasil the world tree (collect 8 badges and fight the Elite 4)
November 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Baseball is kink. Catchers are power bottoms. Outfield is cuck chairs
November 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Man this Fear and Hunger game is kinda mean...
October 31, 2025 at 12:25 AM
"But Pagliacci, I am Doctor!"
October 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Imagine having a wrong favorite Pokemon. What are you, stupid?
October 19, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Just got pulled over for expired tags. Thank god, now I have a proper excuse not to buy the new Pokemon
October 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Todays Shonen Jump+ one shot was a yuri gag manga about vampires eating ass and honestly I don't know how to process it other than writing this post
October 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I know my attention span has completely rotted through when I start thinking of Final Fantasy Tactics as a "yapathon"
October 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Pretty sure the baby in the new nintendo video is Samus, Lucas, or the kid who controls the action figures in Smash Bros 64

Could also be Fox from Star Fox

No I didnt watch it
October 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Had a dream Goku had an iconic cap with an M on it
October 6, 2025 at 12:49 PM
The best part of being a fairweather digimon fan is seeing if a certain faction of mons are over-represented then using that to decide whether I'll spend money on it.
October 4, 2025 at 3:19 AM
"Man I really want to play the new Pokemon"

-Man who was overly certain he didn't want to play the new Pokemon

I am not immune to pokeganda
October 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Megabonk has the potential to give me brain damage. Which seems appropriate given how shamelessly filled with memes it is
September 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Beat Silksong aside from that last 5% (especially the final boss) thats a solid 10/10 game (for psychos only).
September 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
What do people use for long form creative writing now days?

Im used to just using Google Drive but due to the technocrat ickiness going on now and the probably the far future im looking for something else
September 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Is it strange that DnD/TTRPG in general has become permanently linked with LGBTQ+ in my brain?

Like, when I think "I should start a new game, time to call my gay friends"
September 21, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Thinking about starting a business targeting doomsday preppers but focused on making sure they have a good entertainment library

"Listen, at somepoint youre gonna want to play Pokemon Crystal and if you dont want the save battery to die in the wasteland then you should atleast consider a pi device"
September 20, 2025 at 2:24 PM