maria 🪻
@mrskarlach.bsky.social
very normal lesbian 🇵🇷🐀 30s ⌨️🖱️ overwatch 🦍 fields of mistria 🌾 ghost of yōtei 🎋
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i just ordered 2 new dresses and 4 pairs of tights because the marketing is getting me
November 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
i just ordered 2 new dresses and 4 pairs of tights because the marketing is getting me
i love mar*ssa b*de but surely they could've found a nessa who can sing......... shoutout to my goat www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NMt...
Deedee Magno Hall - The Wicked Witch of the East
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November 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
i love mar*ssa b*de but surely they could've found a nessa who can sing......... shoutout to my goat www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NMt...
just saw a gideon cosplayer in a mini skirt. incorrect.
November 22, 2025 at 8:55 PM
just saw a gideon cosplayer in a mini skirt. incorrect.
i hate a fake eater
November 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
i hate a fake eater
at the renfest again waiting in a very VERY VERYYYYY long line for something called a chimney roll and there is a man in front of me yapping and wearing a shirt that says “i only go down if you keep your grass cut” meanwhile mr. crusty dusty is balding and has a good 3 inches of nose hair poking out
November 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
at the renfest again waiting in a very VERY VERYYYYY long line for something called a chimney roll and there is a man in front of me yapping and wearing a shirt that says “i only go down if you keep your grass cut” meanwhile mr. crusty dusty is balding and has a good 3 inches of nose hair poking out
i was gonna re-roll my hair so i could have a nice curl for the renfest tomorrow bc the humidity of today ruined them but fuck it i’ll just have a loose wave. and maybe i won’t even wear a corset fuck you
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 AM
i was gonna re-roll my hair so i could have a nice curl for the renfest tomorrow bc the humidity of today ruined them but fuck it i’ll just have a loose wave. and maybe i won’t even wear a corset fuck you
i saw some pants that piqued my interest and i thought i would try them but i’m reading the reviews and it’s been so long since i wore pants that i forgot this was one of my concerns too lmao
November 21, 2025 at 1:19 PM
i saw some pants that piqued my interest and i thought i would try them but i’m reading the reviews and it’s been so long since i wore pants that i forgot this was one of my concerns too lmao
i stabbed my gums with my toothbrush the other day and it's almost normal, just in time for friends visiting and eating well for the next few days 🥲👍
November 19, 2025 at 4:38 PM
i stabbed my gums with my toothbrush the other day and it's almost normal, just in time for friends visiting and eating well for the next few days 🥲👍
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November 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
it’s so hard having beautiful perfect hair and big brown eyes and a fat ass
November 19, 2025 at 12:07 AM
it’s so hard having beautiful perfect hair and big brown eyes and a fat ass
allowing myself to be a little short with the 1 brain cell manager who makes twice my salary, as a treat
November 18, 2025 at 6:37 PM
allowing myself to be a little short with the 1 brain cell manager who makes twice my salary, as a treat
first book club was a success. it’s shit lit and we all hated the book lmao
November 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
first book club was a success. it’s shit lit and we all hated the book lmao
lip liner has to be one of the biggest scams like why can’t you just get a brush and use your lipstick…..
November 18, 2025 at 2:57 AM
lip liner has to be one of the biggest scams like why can’t you just get a brush and use your lipstick…..
did my hair for the first book club meeting (for me) and they made it virtual smh now i have big beautiful hair for no reason
November 17, 2025 at 9:51 PM
did my hair for the first book club meeting (for me) and they made it virtual smh now i have big beautiful hair for no reason
lrs i never used them because i kept forgetting they existed lmao 😭
November 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
lrs i never used them because i kept forgetting they existed lmao 😭
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Noming them soul coins. I really wish they got to play a stronger role, it felt like evil route but nothing came of it.
November 17, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Noming them soul coins. I really wish they got to play a stronger role, it felt like evil route but nothing came of it.
desperately sleuthing rn trying to find the true identity of a tumblr user who writes elr*nd yaoi and is also a published author
November 16, 2025 at 7:08 PM
desperately sleuthing rn trying to find the true identity of a tumblr user who writes elr*nd yaoi and is also a published author
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janelle monae has unshaved armpits in glass onion 👁️
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 AM
janelle monae has unshaved armpits in glass onion 👁️
our new friends are big readers and one of them has read 80 books this year or something like that. i joined their book clubs and i’m really enjoying reading again (even if it’s not a good book) it just feels nicer than scrolling for hours
November 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
our new friends are big readers and one of them has read 80 books this year or something like that. i joined their book clubs and i’m really enjoying reading again (even if it’s not a good book) it just feels nicer than scrolling for hours
they don’t even have these in stores anymore i’m sure but aldi had these delicious pumpkin spice ice cream sandwiches that look like jack-o’-lanterns and they were so good and i’m thinking about them while i try two other seasonal ice cream sandwiches from tj’s lmao
November 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
they don’t even have these in stores anymore i’m sure but aldi had these delicious pumpkin spice ice cream sandwiches that look like jack-o’-lanterns and they were so good and i’m thinking about them while i try two other seasonal ice cream sandwiches from tj’s lmao
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Always thinking of you, ya freaks
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Always thinking of you, ya freaks