@mrschickens.bsky.social
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A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.
January 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
A real photo and perfect metaphor heading into 2025.
What’s the lamest claim to fame you’ve ever had?
Mine’s a toss up between seeing Charlie from Casualty in a Bristol hotel, he has the same perplexed expression in real life.
Or, my husband who once had a piss next to Dustin Hoffmann at a theatre gents’ toilet.
Mine’s a toss up between seeing Charlie from Casualty in a Bristol hotel, he has the same perplexed expression in real life.
Or, my husband who once had a piss next to Dustin Hoffmann at a theatre gents’ toilet.
December 3, 2024 at 9:13 PM
What’s the lamest claim to fame you’ve ever had?
Mine’s a toss up between seeing Charlie from Casualty in a Bristol hotel, he has the same perplexed expression in real life.
Or, my husband who once had a piss next to Dustin Hoffmann at a theatre gents’ toilet.
Mine’s a toss up between seeing Charlie from Casualty in a Bristol hotel, he has the same perplexed expression in real life.
Or, my husband who once had a piss next to Dustin Hoffmann at a theatre gents’ toilet.
I keep looking for people to follow here, in a vague attempt to get my followers back up to the 10k I had on Shitter. But if someone obviously doesn’t follow back, I’m less likely to follow them. Come on guys, #followback eh?
November 24, 2024 at 2:39 PM
I keep looking for people to follow here, in a vague attempt to get my followers back up to the 10k I had on Shitter. But if someone obviously doesn’t follow back, I’m less likely to follow them. Come on guys, #followback eh?
My husband has cut his hand taking a flagpole down. Don’t ask. He’s now in A&E getting it stitched up.
Do you think he’s likely to need me to go and get him later , because I want a glass of wine.
Do you think he’s likely to need me to go and get him later , because I want a glass of wine.
November 22, 2024 at 9:57 PM
My husband has cut his hand taking a flagpole down. Don’t ask. He’s now in A&E getting it stitched up.
Do you think he’s likely to need me to go and get him later , because I want a glass of wine.
Do you think he’s likely to need me to go and get him later , because I want a glass of wine.
Last night I made dinner for the neighbours
Blinis with smoked salmon
Beef and mushroom pie
Sticky toffee pudding (#Nigella)
All the cheese
Too much wine
Domestic goddess #fatcow
Blinis with smoked salmon
Beef and mushroom pie
Sticky toffee pudding (#Nigella)
All the cheese
Too much wine
Domestic goddess #fatcow
November 21, 2024 at 9:17 AM
Last night I made dinner for the neighbours
Blinis with smoked salmon
Beef and mushroom pie
Sticky toffee pudding (#Nigella)
All the cheese
Too much wine
Domestic goddess #fatcow
Blinis with smoked salmon
Beef and mushroom pie
Sticky toffee pudding (#Nigella)
All the cheese
Too much wine
Domestic goddess #fatcow
My dad’s favourite joke was the boy who wrote a story using the word ‘frugal’. The dictionary said, ‘to save’. He wrote ‘the beautiful Princess was imprisoned in the tower when the handsome prince rode by. She shouted ‘frugal me! Frugal me!’ So he frugalled her and they lived happily ever after’
November 20, 2024 at 6:04 PM
My dad’s favourite joke was the boy who wrote a story using the word ‘frugal’. The dictionary said, ‘to save’. He wrote ‘the beautiful Princess was imprisoned in the tower when the handsome prince rode by. She shouted ‘frugal me! Frugal me!’ So he frugalled her and they lived happily ever after’
Surely it’s not beyond the government to exempt farms where people have currently lived for at least three generations, from the new IHT rules? That would stop the Dysons and Clarksons from buying up farms as a tax dodge.
November 19, 2024 at 8:27 AM
Surely it’s not beyond the government to exempt farms where people have currently lived for at least three generations, from the new IHT rules? That would stop the Dysons and Clarksons from buying up farms as a tax dodge.
I can’t understand why Labour can’t exempt farmers who have owned the land for a couple of generations. It cuts out the tax dodgers like Dyson and Clarkson, and means farms don’t have to be carved up to leave to their families. why don’t i rule the country?!
November 17, 2024 at 10:52 PM
I can’t understand why Labour can’t exempt farmers who have owned the land for a couple of generations. It cuts out the tax dodgers like Dyson and Clarkson, and means farms don’t have to be carved up to leave to their families. why don’t i rule the country?!
Is it pronounced jewellery or jewellery??
November 17, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Is it pronounced jewellery or jewellery??
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A lady in the kitchen, a chef in the bedroom and a whore in the drawing room.
November 16, 2024 at 12:04 PM
A lady in the kitchen, a chef in the bedroom and a whore in the drawing room.
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Word of the Day, should you need it, is ‘latibulate’, a 17th-century verb meaning to find a corner somewhere and hide in it.
November 15, 2024 at 8:16 AM
Word of the Day, should you need it, is ‘latibulate’, a 17th-century verb meaning to find a corner somewhere and hide in it.
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What a complete bastard!!
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November 14, 2024 at 11:02 PM
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What a complete bastard!!
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What a complete bastard!!
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I have started collecting names for #FBPE Starter Packs and Top 500/1000 follower league and will do daily follow back posts.
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November 13, 2024 at 6:04 AM
I have started collecting names for #FBPE Starter Packs and Top 500/1000 follower league and will do daily follow back posts.
Like and/or Repost in you would like to be added.
This is be opt-in only.
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Tonight, I sellotape my love to you
November 14, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Tonight, I sellotape my love to you