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· Dec 10
Here's what I'd like to accomplish today:
The fuckwaffles in red are clearly afraid of @acluohio.bsky.social
Today, we begin funding ACLU at an extraordinary rate - with small donations.
I want them to have all the money they need. They're our Luke Skywalker.
Do what you can. Momma loves ya.
Watching an old Saturday Night Live opener from the first 100 days of the last regime. Remember when Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner were our worst nightmare?
April 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Watching an old Saturday Night Live opener from the first 100 days of the last regime. Remember when Steve Bannon and Jared Kushner were our worst nightmare?
If you want or need a book you can't find because the mad king might not approve of it, message me. I have books. I will share. We must protect the books before this fucker burns them all. #fuck47 #booksarefreedom
April 11, 2025 at 12:05 PM
If you want or need a book you can't find because the mad king might not approve of it, message me. I have books. I will share. We must protect the books before this fucker burns them all. #fuck47 #booksarefreedom
April 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Don't let the boring graph fool you. Today, we're discussing defenestration. Check it out.
open.substack.com/pub/mfnmuumu...
open.substack.com/pub/mfnmuumu...
When “out the door” isn’t far enough
Flinging humans from windows since the 1600’s
open.substack.com
April 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Don't let the boring graph fool you. Today, we're discussing defenestration. Check it out.
open.substack.com/pub/mfnmuumu...
open.substack.com/pub/mfnmuumu...
Tell me something good.
March 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Tell me something good.
But when I get kacked the fuck out on ketamine and chase people with chainsaws, they call it "aggravated menacing."
February 23, 2025 at 12:47 PM
But when I get kacked the fuck out on ketamine and chase people with chainsaws, they call it "aggravated menacing."
February 21, 2025 at 2:37 AM
No local pr national news I saw even had a passing mention of yesterday's protests
Show me people in the streets and fuck mainstream news altogether.
Show me people in the streets and fuck mainstream news altogether.
February 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
No local pr national news I saw even had a passing mention of yesterday's protests
Show me people in the streets and fuck mainstream news altogether.
Show me people in the streets and fuck mainstream news altogether.
Stills from today in Dayton,Ohio
February 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Stills from today in Dayton,Ohio
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Congress never approved the creation of a new department. They're way outside their constitutional rights. The courts are failing to issue arrests for these fucking criminals.
February 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Congress never approved the creation of a new department. They're way outside their constitutional rights. The courts are failing to issue arrests for these fucking criminals.
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Trump takes a taxpayer-funded joyride at the rained-out Daytona 500—while gutting the federal workforce.
But the rain didn’t stop him from hogging the spotlight. Meanwhile, over on NASCAR’s official Instagram page—he was dragged for filth in replies…
But the rain didn’t stop him from hogging the spotlight. Meanwhile, over on NASCAR’s official Instagram page—he was dragged for filth in replies…
February 17, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Trump takes a taxpayer-funded joyride at the rained-out Daytona 500—while gutting the federal workforce.
But the rain didn’t stop him from hogging the spotlight. Meanwhile, over on NASCAR’s official Instagram page—he was dragged for filth in replies…
But the rain didn’t stop him from hogging the spotlight. Meanwhile, over on NASCAR’s official Instagram page—he was dragged for filth in replies…
Reposted by Your Mom
Reposted by Your Mom
Remember to donate to the ACLU today. Donnie would probably love it if you did it in his name.
February 17, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Remember to donate to the ACLU today. Donnie would probably love it if you did it in his name.
What?? No fucking way I'm OK with this. 😉
February 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
What?? No fucking way I'm OK with this. 😉
Saving more money for themselves by spending treasury money.
That's the only saving going on.
That's the only saving going on.
February 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Saving more money for themselves by spending treasury money.
That's the only saving going on.
That's the only saving going on.
Between the million dollar deportation flights and the $350k a WEEK we're paying King Musky's minions to illegally obtain our private information, I'd say we're definitely on the right track to save enough money for Queen Orangebottom to have a Happy Meal after the apocalypse. Winning!
February 10, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Between the million dollar deportation flights and the $350k a WEEK we're paying King Musky's minions to illegally obtain our private information, I'd say we're definitely on the right track to save enough money for Queen Orangebottom to have a Happy Meal after the apocalypse. Winning!
Them: "Disassociate much?"
Me, thinking about the implications of making a European swallow laden. Are there tiny forklifts involved? What do they carry? Is someone talking to me? Oh my god, they are.
"I'm sorry, what was that again?"
Me, thinking about the implications of making a European swallow laden. Are there tiny forklifts involved? What do they carry? Is someone talking to me? Oh my god, they are.
"I'm sorry, what was that again?"
February 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Them: "Disassociate much?"
Me, thinking about the implications of making a European swallow laden. Are there tiny forklifts involved? What do they carry? Is someone talking to me? Oh my god, they are.
"I'm sorry, what was that again?"
Me, thinking about the implications of making a European swallow laden. Are there tiny forklifts involved? What do they carry? Is someone talking to me? Oh my god, they are.
"I'm sorry, what was that again?"
Take a break from the madness. Enjoy mine. ❤️
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I thought my hair would catch on fire if I got close to it.
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February 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Take a break from the madness. Enjoy mine. ❤️
Tell me why these were the only double roll Bounty paper towels on sale today? I didn't even notice until I got home...
Proctor and Gamble - what the actual fuck??
Proctor and Gamble - what the actual fuck??
February 9, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Tell me why these were the only double roll Bounty paper towels on sale today? I didn't even notice until I got home...
Proctor and Gamble - what the actual fuck??
Proctor and Gamble - what the actual fuck??
