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Probably not a safe space for Heteros sometimes.
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Tattoos | World of Warcraft | Beagle Dad
Probably not a safe space for Heteros sometimes.
📍DC
Tattoos | World of Warcraft | Beagle Dad
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If you’re looking for a new way to consume all of your time and ruin your life, I highly recommend World of Warcraft.
Fucker it’s Thursday not Friday
February 5, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Fucker it’s Thursday not Friday
I don’t want to make anyone jealous, but I’m getting Georgian cheese bread
(Khachapuri) and soup dumplings later so yeah
(Khachapuri) and soup dumplings later so yeah
January 29, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I don’t want to make anyone jealous, but I’m getting Georgian cheese bread
(Khachapuri) and soup dumplings later so yeah
(Khachapuri) and soup dumplings later so yeah
We don’t deserve dogs.
January 29, 2026 at 3:24 AM
We don’t deserve dogs.
Taxes: filed ✅
January 28, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Taxes: filed ✅
Boyfriend just sent me the HOTTEST text 🥵🥵🥵🥵
January 28, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Boyfriend just sent me the HOTTEST text 🥵🥵🥵🥵
Anyone else in an appalling foul mood or just me??
January 27, 2026 at 7:27 PM
Anyone else in an appalling foul mood or just me??
I mean how stinking cute are these two?? 🥰
January 26, 2026 at 1:08 PM
I mean how stinking cute are these two?? 🥰
We’re still playing video games together and I did not know this is happiness could be!!
Snowed in with my boyfriend playing Mario party, eating bacon and drinking Bloody Marys. Life is great
January 26, 2026 at 2:15 AM
We’re still playing video games together and I did not know this is happiness could be!!
Snowed in with my boyfriend playing Mario party, eating bacon and drinking Bloody Marys. Life is great
January 25, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Snowed in with my boyfriend playing Mario party, eating bacon and drinking Bloody Marys. Life is great
Oh it’s like slap you in the face frigid outside.
January 24, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Oh it’s like slap you in the face frigid outside.
The morons who think this is the “right” side of history are really in for something else
January 24, 2026 at 4:58 PM
The morons who think this is the “right” side of history are really in for something else
I forgot how good string cheese was???
January 23, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I forgot how good string cheese was???
Omg I’m libbing out Rep Adelita Grijalva is across from me on my flight.
January 20, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Omg I’m libbing out Rep Adelita Grijalva is across from me on my flight.
Beyond ready to cuddle my beagle.
January 20, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Beyond ready to cuddle my beagle.
I fucking hate how crippling my anxiety is.
January 19, 2026 at 2:18 PM
I fucking hate how crippling my anxiety is.
Insufferable AND gay.
January 18, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Insufferable AND gay.
Not thrilled dad’s going away for a bit
January 14, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Not thrilled dad’s going away for a bit
First vacation in almost a year tomorrow! A mini 5 day trip but. Better than nothing right?
January 14, 2026 at 3:02 PM
First vacation in almost a year tomorrow! A mini 5 day trip but. Better than nothing right?
I find it rather comical my job expects me to come into the office to work, but I don’t have a computer to use because it broke last week and they haven’t replaced it?
January 14, 2026 at 2:24 PM
I find it rather comical my job expects me to come into the office to work, but I don’t have a computer to use because it broke last week and they haven’t replaced it?
I am really going to need Lana to release this album she has been teasing me with for a year.
January 12, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I am really going to need Lana to release this album she has been teasing me with for a year.
New beagle in my neighbor and his name is martini and I love him
January 9, 2026 at 1:06 PM
New beagle in my neighbor and his name is martini and I love him
Friday night seems SO far away right now…
January 8, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Friday night seems SO far away right now…
Lmaoo the local news coverage of the RUSH drama is so peak DC culture I love it
January 7, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Lmaoo the local news coverage of the RUSH drama is so peak DC culture I love it
Holllllyyyyy exhausted
January 7, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Holllllyyyyy exhausted
Made a comfort meal tonight and hoping this turns my rough start to 2026 around.
January 6, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Made a comfort meal tonight and hoping this turns my rough start to 2026 around.