I love the way marketing people relate to numbers. In tech you get the GeForce 7900Z, but it's nice to see it's pervasive.

18 family "mega" rolls "=" 90 "regular" rolls = "288"?! 288 squares? WTF? I love imagining that any of this means literally anything to any consumer.

I realize nobody follows me here, but also realized Twitter was an outlet for thoughts I wanted to express without concern for audience - if they "went viral" I usually found it undesirable.

So actually this is perfect for that. A place to talk to myself.

My partner asked why I poop with the door closed in the downstairs bathroom and I said the bidet remote doesn't work with the door open because of IR interference from the kitchen and he called me a tinfoil hat conspiracy theorist so now I'm yelling at him about the DANGERS OF INFRARED RADIATION