MrMoptop2
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The Galactic Federation was working on a bio-mechanical weapon called "Nightmare" for the military?
January 13, 2026 at 4:06 AM
The Galactic Federation was working on a bio-mechanical weapon called "Nightmare" for the military?
Google trying to prove the worth of AI by automatically putting the worst dubs ever created over YouTube videos
January 12, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Google trying to prove the worth of AI by automatically putting the worst dubs ever created over YouTube videos
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Week 1. We invaded Venezuela. We killed the ACA subsidies. We destroyed the Kennedy Center. We murdered a woman in cold blood over deportations. We threatened Greenland, now we are offering them $100,000 per person to allow us to take over their country.
First 7 days. Can we survive a year of this?
First 7 days. Can we survive a year of this?
January 9, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Week 1. We invaded Venezuela. We killed the ACA subsidies. We destroyed the Kennedy Center. We murdered a woman in cold blood over deportations. We threatened Greenland, now we are offering them $100,000 per person to allow us to take over their country.
First 7 days. Can we survive a year of this?
First 7 days. Can we survive a year of this?
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January 9, 2026 at 3:54 AM
How it feels to have Return of the Jedi as your favorite Star Wars movie
January 8, 2026 at 12:18 AM
How it feels to have Return of the Jedi as your favorite Star Wars movie
I know DOTA’s thankful as hell that League take all the MOBA slander off it
December 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I know DOTA’s thankful as hell that League take all the MOBA slander off it
Metroid 2 is crazy for being actually playable by modern standards only to have the insane stat check of the final boss taking 150 missiles to kill
December 30, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Metroid 2 is crazy for being actually playable by modern standards only to have the insane stat check of the final boss taking 150 missiles to kill
Chud after coming out as trans: “Fuck my stupid pussy”
December 29, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Chud after coming out as trans: “Fuck my stupid pussy”
Avatar is the first film series that gets good 100 episodes in
December 27, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Avatar is the first film series that gets good 100 episodes in
Michael Christmas everyone!
December 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Michael Christmas everyone!
Just realized I don’t even mind fake mobile game ads anymore because at least a human being made them
December 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Just realized I don’t even mind fake mobile game ads anymore because at least a human being made them
Craziest thing about United States being so shit right now is that you still have people coming in before sports games like "our country and military are so great, we're taking a moment tonight to celebrate"
December 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Craziest thing about United States being so shit right now is that you still have people coming in before sports games like "our country and military are so great, we're taking a moment tonight to celebrate"
Just found out an indie vtuber I really liked was in a vtuber corp for the past two years. I thought her ass got a job in chemical engineering or some shit I'm gonna be sick
December 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Just found out an indie vtuber I really liked was in a vtuber corp for the past two years. I thought her ass got a job in chemical engineering or some shit I'm gonna be sick
Sparkling water might be a cheat code for life
December 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Sparkling water might be a cheat code for life
"You think you just fell out of a coconut tree" is honestly a great line she cooked with that one
December 12, 2025 at 11:36 PM
"You think you just fell out of a coconut tree" is honestly a great line she cooked with that one
Few greater pleasures in life than fucking up a crisp apple
December 11, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Few greater pleasures in life than fucking up a crisp apple
Tony Shalhoub on the set of Mr. Monk's Last Case be like "I was Monk. I'm Monk right now."
December 2, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Tony Shalhoub on the set of Mr. Monk's Last Case be like "I was Monk. I'm Monk right now."
These thanksgiving leftovers bussin
November 29, 2025 at 12:02 AM
These thanksgiving leftovers bussin
Guy who thinks a “full English” is an everything bagel style English muffin
November 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Guy who thinks a “full English” is an everything bagel style English muffin
Was telling my friends that we had a sockhop dance in elementary school and they thought I was crazy
November 23, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Was telling my friends that we had a sockhop dance in elementary school and they thought I was crazy
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private equity buys a company and immediately starts torturing their employees and the money
November 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
private equity buys a company and immediately starts torturing their employees and the money
Only just now realized that Grandpa Lemon on the Annoying Orange is probably a joke about Lemon Party
November 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Only just now realized that Grandpa Lemon on the Annoying Orange is probably a joke about Lemon Party
They say I smell ripe because I'm fruity
November 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
They say I smell ripe because I'm fruity
Walked by a guy with a Hurley shirt and first thing I thought was “oh shit Weezer merch”
October 30, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Walked by a guy with a Hurley shirt and first thing I thought was “oh shit Weezer merch”
People say cold medicine tastes gross but I think it’s kinda yummy. Like no wonder they’re putting it in sprite
October 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
People say cold medicine tastes gross but I think it’s kinda yummy. Like no wonder they’re putting it in sprite