Mike
mrmikep.bsky.social
Mike
@mrmikep.bsky.social
Dad. Lancashire, UK
Reposted by Mike
[blind date]

WOMAN: When I saw your photo I assumed you would be the man *holding* the fish.

FISH: [flipping and flopping about on the table] Can we talk about this later.
November 27, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Nobody should be selling 200-year old pies.
November 19, 2025 at 11:29 PM