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𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕄𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕖𝕝
@mrmichael.bsky.social
Professor of Memeological Studies
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that’s really powerful
hey diva.. can I call you diva? my name is detective fierce… you’re not in trouble boots, we’re just trying to get the tea on this situation.
October 15, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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her web connects them all 🕸️
June 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
yellow cab drivers used to know the streets of nyc like the back of their hand. this dude just handed me his phone and said put in the address. 😭
August 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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August 12, 2025 at 5:46 PM
my uber driver was playing some extremely bland pop music i didn’t recognize. the album art looked a little off so I looked closer and it was a YouTube playlist of AI GENERATED MUSIC. we are so cooked.
a close up of a stuffed animal with big eyes and a beard .
ALT: a close up of a stuffed animal with big eyes and a beard .
media.tenor.com
August 3, 2025 at 6:12 PM
i think someone forgot 😬
July 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
didn’t feel like doing Amer*ca stuff yesterday, so my friends and i put dinosaurs in drag instead.
July 5, 2025 at 8:19 PM
you’re laughing. i have the oœnly twehnty-fouhr kareht gœwld la bew bew and you’re laughing.
July 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
this is what the heat feels like btw
June 24, 2025 at 8:05 PM
does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night changes?
June 21, 2025 at 5:25 AM
this is me if you even care
June 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
her web connects them all 🕸️
June 5, 2025 at 2:22 PM
she was so real for this
April 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
how it feels to clock a gag #TheWhiteLotus
March 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
he looks like he’s about to tell Thomas Hutter ɨȶ ɨֆ ǟ ɮʟǟƈӄ օʍɛռ ȶօ ʝօʊʀʀʀʀռɛʏ ɨռ քօօʀʀʀ ɦɛǟʟȶɦ.
January 6, 2025 at 2:49 PM
it’s 2025 and i need attention
January 1, 2025 at 8:17 PM
i know this bitch got tea (literally)
December 17, 2024 at 6:25 PM
we deserve each other me and
December 16, 2024 at 7:12 PM
the shit people say in profiles is crazy: “love to laugh.” uh yeah, you know what else feels good? breathing. sitting. i really like sleeping, have you tried it?
December 14, 2024 at 9:16 PM
I just stepped in frozen diarrhea. Happy Saturday!
December 14, 2024 at 7:19 PM
if you’re not online enough to understand this i envy you
December 12, 2024 at 11:55 PM
you ever just sitting in a coffee shop absentmindedly scrolling through bluesky when you come across someone ********* their ***** ******* and ******* their *** **** till they *** and then you remember you’re in public so you scroll away as fast as you can but you’re pretty sure it’s too late? yeah.
December 12, 2024 at 3:05 AM
oh you added the Sean Cody logo to Luigi’s thirst trap? should we tell everyone? should we throw a parade? should we invite Andy Cohen?
December 10, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Moo Deng fell off HARD once she decided to stick her greasy little snout into American politics 🤭
December 9, 2024 at 5:08 PM
VVouldst thou like to
December 9, 2024 at 3:46 PM