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MGG
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Bobbin’ and weavin’ (avid loom enthusiast)
This is that Kelce “meh” commercial in all star Saturday night form.
February 15, 2026 at 12:35 AM
The Quad Fraud
February 14, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Pretty hypocritical for anyone to have negative opinions of that performance on the basis of “it’s too different” while at the same time embracing a worldview that we should be surrendering human tasks to AI and other non-human entities.
February 9, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Game sucked and the vibes were off, but we will look back at this as the Super Bowl whose had commercials seriously devoted to singing toilets, piss (Liquid IV), and “shat.”

Our grandparents would be proud of our development.
February 9, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Even postgame vibes are off. This is why we need Philly teams in every championship game.
February 9, 2026 at 3:27 AM
As an incompletions/punt sicko, this game is exactly my shit.
February 9, 2026 at 2:17 AM
Lady Gaga is the new Kevin Hart.
February 9, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Excited to tell my grandkids about the first Super Bowl with a kicker to win MVP.
February 9, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Even in such divided times, it’s nice to know that we can all agree that we need less Kevin Hart in our lives.
February 8, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Lotta NIL money went to Epstein instead.
January 30, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Oh hey not that I’m superstitious or anything but given this year has started like a hot turd, can’t imagine two straight months with Friday the 13th is something to look forward to.
January 29, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Serious post for once.

Just got a Ring alert from my doorbell at our home in Fishtown (I’m in LA) and saw my neighbor, a mid-30’s mom of two, shoveling off my stoop - not just the sidewalk in front of my house, but the steps that no one will use this week.
January 26, 2026 at 9:08 PM
That Miami RB’s mom’s head just exploded.
President Donald Trump will not be attending Super Bowl LX on Feb. 8 in Santa Clara, Calif., he said in an interview with the New York Post.

“It’s just too far away,” he said.
January 26, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Locker room attendant not sure if he should unload the kilos of cocaine just yet…
January 20, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Imagine being stuck with JJ McCarthy (Hackenberg Jr) while watching Bo Nix, Caleb Williams, and Drake Maye in this year’s playoffs.
January 19, 2026 at 2:46 AM
14 year TD pass from the 45. lol.
January 19, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Someone pull up Stafford’s Draft Kings account.
January 19, 2026 at 1:49 AM
I can’t quite explain in detail but Erin Andrews has started to give step-mom vibes.
January 18, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Ref ball. Fuck this game.
January 18, 2026 at 1:11 AM
Enjoying the 28° weather at my second home while I look at the 78° sunny weather on the Ring camera at my primary residence. 🤦🏻
January 15, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Joe Buck’s stylist must break into 50 Shades of Grey.
January 13, 2026 at 2:57 AM
John Harbaugh, call me about Haddonfield real estate.
January 12, 2026 at 12:47 AM
“Always open.”
January 12, 2026 at 12:38 AM
The AJ stands for Alligator Joints.
January 11, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Lotta Eagles fans pulling for the Bears to pull this out for some reason?

They do realize that homefield next week relies on the Pack winning this, no?
January 11, 2026 at 3:46 AM