Cooper Watts
@mrcooperwatts.bsky.social
Owner/Tattoo Artist @ Vagabond Saints Tattoo Lounge
Satanist
Founder/Magus Reverend of The Baphometic Order
Record aficionado
Shop Daddy, CEO
Author
Satanist
Founder/Magus Reverend of The Baphometic Order
Record aficionado
Shop Daddy, CEO
Author
It has been one week since my spouse declared her want to divorce me because she hasn’t been happy and lost her identity.
She chose to do this as my shop’s restarting, while my income is held in the balance until licensing is complete, at the start of slow season. And she left our corporation.. 1/
She chose to do this as my shop’s restarting, while my income is held in the balance until licensing is complete, at the start of slow season. And she left our corporation.. 1/
October 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
It has been one week since my spouse declared her want to divorce me because she hasn’t been happy and lost her identity.
She chose to do this as my shop’s restarting, while my income is held in the balance until licensing is complete, at the start of slow season. And she left our corporation.. 1/
She chose to do this as my shop’s restarting, while my income is held in the balance until licensing is complete, at the start of slow season. And she left our corporation.. 1/
Got the ol’ kidneys scanned, keys for the new shop in hand, shop interior paint mixed. Loading up the uhaul this afternoon.
September 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Got the ol’ kidneys scanned, keys for the new shop in hand, shop interior paint mixed. Loading up the uhaul this afternoon.
I am utterly alone for the next 5 days.
September 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I am utterly alone for the next 5 days.
I got all jacked up on a home-made chai oat latte while my wife was out having a Girl’s Night and I foolishly decided to one-hand a tattoo on myself in a hard to reach spot. The forward facing camera did me dirty with the photo.
September 15, 2025 at 4:04 AM
I got all jacked up on a home-made chai oat latte while my wife was out having a Girl’s Night and I foolishly decided to one-hand a tattoo on myself in a hard to reach spot. The forward facing camera did me dirty with the photo.
"If you hate your parents, the man or the establishment, don't show them up by getting wasted and wrapping your car around a tree. If you really want to rebel against your parents, out-learn them, outlive them, and know more than they do".
– HENRY ROLLINS
– HENRY ROLLINS
September 13, 2025 at 10:59 PM
"If you hate your parents, the man or the establishment, don't show them up by getting wasted and wrapping your car around a tree. If you really want to rebel against your parents, out-learn them, outlive them, and know more than they do".
– HENRY ROLLINS
– HENRY ROLLINS
That was quite the spectacle today to distract everyone from the Epstein Files.
September 11, 2025 at 2:20 AM
That was quite the spectacle today to distract everyone from the Epstein Files.
Scheduled an appointment for Thursday to have bloodwork done to determine why I have an enlarged prostate. I swear to fuck that if it’s something serious I’m gonna lose my shit as I’ve endured enough.
September 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Scheduled an appointment for Thursday to have bloodwork done to determine why I have an enlarged prostate. I swear to fuck that if it’s something serious I’m gonna lose my shit as I’ve endured enough.
5 days ago, a friend made me take their extra ticket and go see Deftones & System of a Down in Toronto. The purpose was to get my mind off of the bullshit in my life. It actually worked a bit.
September 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
5 days ago, a friend made me take their extra ticket and go see Deftones & System of a Down in Toronto. The purpose was to get my mind off of the bullshit in my life. It actually worked a bit.
My paternal grandmother passed away on Monday at 102 years old. Rest well, Sweet Lady
September 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
My paternal grandmother passed away on Monday at 102 years old. Rest well, Sweet Lady
My new machine finally arrived. Now to get my shop back into a rental space and resume my job.
September 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
My new machine finally arrived. Now to get my shop back into a rental space and resume my job.
Client of mine gave me this keychain she had custom made for me. I guess my work title is official.
August 17, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Client of mine gave me this keychain she had custom made for me. I guess my work title is official.
More goddamn kidney tests.
August 11, 2025 at 5:45 PM
More goddamn kidney tests.
Hear me out…
No judgement, but what if catching predators is Chris Hansen’s kink?
No judgement, but what if catching predators is Chris Hansen’s kink?
August 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Hear me out…
No judgement, but what if catching predators is Chris Hansen’s kink?
No judgement, but what if catching predators is Chris Hansen’s kink?
Back when bands bonded over the hatred of a politician. This needs to happen again with the current U.S. administration.
August 9, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Back when bands bonded over the hatred of a politician. This needs to happen again with the current U.S. administration.
I didn’t plan on it happening, but I inadvertently started writing and drawing for my second book. After the first book, I didn’t ever think I would have done a follow up. Here we are 1500 words later.
August 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I didn’t plan on it happening, but I inadvertently started writing and drawing for my second book. After the first book, I didn’t ever think I would have done a follow up. Here we are 1500 words later.
It’s been a rough 24 hours dealing with renal colic. Spent the evening into the early morning in pain and throwing up. Damn near turned my stomach inside out. Fortunately, I have already booked a doctor appointment for Monday.
August 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
It’s been a rough 24 hours dealing with renal colic. Spent the evening into the early morning in pain and throwing up. Damn near turned my stomach inside out. Fortunately, I have already booked a doctor appointment for Monday.
RIP Loni Anderson
Just sheer talent in the time she was at her prime.
Just sheer talent in the time she was at her prime.
August 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
RIP Loni Anderson
Just sheer talent in the time she was at her prime.
Just sheer talent in the time she was at her prime.
I’ll take a Pazuzu over a Labubu any day.
August 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I’ll take a Pazuzu over a Labubu any day.
I just saw a video confirming that a Blackstone CEO was gunned down in the latest NYC shooting. Is this true? Is it not being reported on to keep the masses from celebrating?
August 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I just saw a video confirming that a Blackstone CEO was gunned down in the latest NYC shooting. Is this true? Is it not being reported on to keep the masses from celebrating?
Ended up not being able to fall asleep so easily last night. I remembered I had this book on my Kindle app and had it finished by 3am. I didn’t know “K-Thriller” was a thing, but here we are.
July 29, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Ended up not being able to fall asleep so easily last night. I remembered I had this book on my Kindle app and had it finished by 3am. I didn’t know “K-Thriller” was a thing, but here we are.
I have begun the decreasing of my anti-depressants.
July 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I have begun the decreasing of my anti-depressants.
I finished reading Stephen King’s “Never Flinch” at like 3am this morning. Tonight, I am finally getting around to reading Truman Capote’s “In Cold Blood”.
July 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I finished reading Stephen King’s “Never Flinch” at like 3am this morning. Tonight, I am finally getting around to reading Truman Capote’s “In Cold Blood”.
Guess ol’ Hogan was the third of this set. I’ll take it.
They say big deaths come in threes.
2 have passed and the hopes are high that the Orange Fuck should be next.
2 have passed and the hopes are high that the Orange Fuck should be next.
July 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Guess ol’ Hogan was the third of this set. I’ll take it.
They say big deaths come in threes.
2 have passed and the hopes are high that the Orange Fuck should be next.
2 have passed and the hopes are high that the Orange Fuck should be next.
July 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
They say big deaths come in threes.
2 have passed and the hopes are high that the Orange Fuck should be next.
2 have passed and the hopes are high that the Orange Fuck should be next.
I have a great friend who is 70 years old. She bought a copy of my book and finally finished it (cataracts made it difficult) and she gave me the most glowing review of it!
That officially makes me an author now.
That officially makes me an author now.
July 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I have a great friend who is 70 years old. She bought a copy of my book and finally finished it (cataracts made it difficult) and she gave me the most glowing review of it!
That officially makes me an author now.
That officially makes me an author now.