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Hey. I'm Mike D. I write Pithy Cyborg | AI News Made Simple. It's a 5-minute read that distills the week's AI chaos into plain English. Folks way smarter than me read every issue. You'll be in great company if you join.
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Please don't get mad at me when I say that AI, robotics, machine learning, data science, and advanced software will displace hundreds of millions of humans over the next five to ten years.
But it's true. Before long, human workers will struggle to compete with technology.
(It's not my fault.)
But it's true. Before long, human workers will struggle to compete with technology.
(It's not my fault.)
🤯 Deloitte just rolled out 470K Claude AI assistants. That’s one of the largest enterprise AI deployments ever 🌎. This move signals that AI is now standard office infrastructure, just like personal computers and the internet became decades ago. #AI #Claude
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Your New 500K AI Coworkers Just Arrived (and You Can't Stop Them)
Also - a highly elite AI prompt that measures the water demand of your AI usage.
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October 8, 2025 at 9:56 AM
🤯 Deloitte just rolled out 470K Claude AI assistants. That’s one of the largest enterprise AI deployments ever 🌎. This move signals that AI is now standard office infrastructure, just like personal computers and the internet became decades ago. #AI #Claude
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🇺🇸 America's cyber defenses just got benched! 🏈 The government shutdown has furloughed 65% of CISA personnel. 📉 While state-sponsored hackers & ransomware gangs work 24/7, our defensive team is down to a skeleton crew. 💀 Bad timing. 🤦♀️ #CyberSecurity #CISA
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America's Cyber Defenders Just Got Benched
Also - an urgent warning about 50,000 Cisco firewalls under active zero-day attack.
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October 3, 2025 at 10:10 AM
🇺🇸 America's cyber defenses just got benched! 🏈 The government shutdown has furloughed 65% of CISA personnel. 📉 While state-sponsored hackers & ransomware gangs work 24/7, our defensive team is down to a skeleton crew. 💀 Bad timing. 🤦♀️ #CyberSecurity #CISA
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The 2030 Job Countdown is officially on. 😬 OpenAI CEO Sam Altman just dropped a bomb: he predicts AI could automate 40% of your current work tasks in the next few years. That's nearly half your workday! 🤯 Things are moving kinda fast. #AI #FutureOfWork #Jobs
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The AGI Countdown: Your Job Won't Be Human In 2030.
Also - an elite AI prompt to help brainstorm fun post-AGI business ideas.
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October 1, 2025 at 12:58 PM
The 2030 Job Countdown is officially on. 😬 OpenAI CEO Sam Altman just dropped a bomb: he predicts AI could automate 40% of your current work tasks in the next few years. That's nearly half your workday! 🤯 Things are moving kinda fast. #AI #FutureOfWork #Jobs
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🚨 Crisis averted! Secret Service ghosted a sneaky nation-state plot to zap NYC's cell service this week. Imagine no Uber, no 911, no cell service. Who needs spies when you've got signal jammers? 📵😎 #NYC #Cybersecurity #Hackers #Hack #NewYork
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Crisis Averted: The Nation-State Plot To Black Out NYC’s Cell Service!
Also - the time a group of teenage hackers owned 130 high-profile Twitter accounts.
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September 26, 2025 at 10:27 AM
🚨 Crisis averted! Secret Service ghosted a sneaky nation-state plot to zap NYC's cell service this week. Imagine no Uber, no 911, no cell service. Who needs spies when you've got signal jammers? 📵😎 #NYC #Cybersecurity #Hackers #Hack #NewYork
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📷 Scientists used machine learning to design viruses from scratch that actually work and KILL bacteria.
16 out of 302 AI-generated virus designs successfully replicated in the lab. We're now in an era where AI can literally WRITE the code of life. #AI
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16 out of 302 AI-generated virus designs successfully replicated in the lab. We're now in an era where AI can literally WRITE the code of life. #AI
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When AI Plays God - Scientists Create The First AI-Designed Viruses That Hunt And Kill Bacteria
Plus - an elite AI prompt to summon your own personal motivational coach.
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September 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
📷 Scientists used machine learning to design viruses from scratch that actually work and KILL bacteria.
16 out of 302 AI-generated virus designs successfully replicated in the lab. We're now in an era where AI can literally WRITE the code of life. #AI
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16 out of 302 AI-generated virus designs successfully replicated in the lab. We're now in an era where AI can literally WRITE the code of life. #AI
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I trusted TransUnion to protect my data after a breach. Then TransUnion got breached. And yes, I was one of the 4.4 million victims. The irony writes itself. All the details are in the latest issue of Pithy Security. Plus many hidden gems. #cybersecurity
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I Trusted TransUnion. But Now I've Become One of Its 4.4 Million Victims.
Also - Microsoft and Cloudflare team up to smash scammers.
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September 19, 2025 at 10:34 AM
I trusted TransUnion to protect my data after a breach. Then TransUnion got breached. And yes, I was one of the 4.4 million victims. The irony writes itself. All the details are in the latest issue of Pithy Security. Plus many hidden gems. #cybersecurity
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🚨 HISTORIC MOMENT: Albania just appointed the world's first AI government minister! 🤖🏛️ While we're debating AI safety, they went ahead and put one in charge of fighting corruption. 🇦🇱✨ (Bold move, Albania. I bet the AI will do a better job than humans.) #AI
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Albania Appoints AI Government Minister. Bend The Knee, Human! 🤖🏛️🤯
Also - an elite AI prompt for ethically hijacking social media posts. :x
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September 17, 2025 at 1:27 PM
🚨 HISTORIC MOMENT: Albania just appointed the world's first AI government minister! 🤖🏛️ While we're debating AI safety, they went ahead and put one in charge of fighting corruption. 🇦🇱✨ (Bold move, Albania. I bet the AI will do a better job than humans.) #AI
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Well this is scary. 😬
Federal highway officials just warned that solar panels powering traffic lights & cameras have secret radios that could be used for spying or remote tampering.
Those panels you drive past daily? They might be watching you back.
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Federal highway officials just warned that solar panels powering traffic lights & cameras have secret radios that could be used for spying or remote tampering.
Those panels you drive past daily? They might be watching you back.
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Solar Panels Caught Hiding Secret Spy Radios! 📡
Plus - the little-known history of the Ashley Madison hack.
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September 12, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Well this is scary. 😬
Federal highway officials just warned that solar panels powering traffic lights & cameras have secret radios that could be used for spying or remote tampering.
Those panels you drive past daily? They might be watching you back.
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Federal highway officials just warned that solar panels powering traffic lights & cameras have secret radios that could be used for spying or remote tampering.
Those panels you drive past daily? They might be watching you back.
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🚨 WILD: Google's lawyers just told a federal court that the open web is rapidly declining and their search monopoly doesn't matter because the web is crumbling. 48 hours later? Google announces big expansion of AI search features to 5 new languages. ⚡ #AI
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Google Declares The Open Web In Collapse. Expands AI Search Moments Later. 🔍😏⚡
Also - an elite AI prompt to crush HARO responses + get media exposure. ;)
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September 10, 2025 at 10:44 AM
🚨 WILD: Google's lawyers just told a federal court that the open web is rapidly declining and their search monopoly doesn't matter because the web is crumbling. 48 hours later? Google announces big expansion of AI search features to 5 new languages. ⚡ #AI
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🏛️💥 Nevada state offices STILL interrupted after 12 days from "network security incident." Government websites disrupted - no timeline for restoration. Whatever hit them hit HARD. State won't say ransomware, but... 👀 #Cybersecurity #Ransomware #Nevada
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Ransomware Gang Shuts Down Nevada's Government For Going On 12 Days. 🚨⚠️💻
Also - The epic story of John McAfee, and his warning from beyond the grave.
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September 4, 2025 at 10:43 AM
🏛️💥 Nevada state offices STILL interrupted after 12 days from "network security incident." Government websites disrupted - no timeline for restoration. Whatever hit them hit HARD. State won't say ransomware, but... 👀 #Cybersecurity #Ransomware #Nevada
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BREAKING: Anthropic just closed a $13B Series F at a staggering $183B valuation. This makes it the 4th most valuable startup. Revenue exploded from $1B to $5B in 8 months. The AI party isn't slowing down. It's accelerating into hyperdrive! #AI #Claude
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Anthropic Just Raised $13B And Became The Fourth Most Valuable Startup! 💰📈🚀
Also - an elite AI prompt for crafting cold emails that get replies.
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September 3, 2025 at 10:29 AM
BREAKING: Anthropic just closed a $13B Series F at a staggering $183B valuation. This makes it the 4th most valuable startup. Revenue exploded from $1B to $5B in 8 months. The AI party isn't slowing down. It's accelerating into hyperdrive! #AI #Claude
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People say AI is for cowards.
But I’ve seen it summon goblins.
Angry ones. With clipboards.
It questions your logic. Laughs at your typos.
Bluff? It becomes a dragon. Breathing fire made of footnotes.
Act vague? A corgi appears. Judging you. Silently.
#AI #Goblins #Conjuration
But I’ve seen it summon goblins.
Angry ones. With clipboards.
It questions your logic. Laughs at your typos.
Bluff? It becomes a dragon. Breathing fire made of footnotes.
Act vague? A corgi appears. Judging you. Silently.
#AI #Goblins #Conjuration
August 28, 2025 at 1:13 AM
People say AI is for cowards.
But I’ve seen it summon goblins.
Angry ones. With clipboards.
It questions your logic. Laughs at your typos.
Bluff? It becomes a dragon. Breathing fire made of footnotes.
Act vague? A corgi appears. Judging you. Silently.
#AI #Goblins #Conjuration
But I’ve seen it summon goblins.
Angry ones. With clipboards.
It questions your logic. Laughs at your typos.
Bluff? It becomes a dragon. Breathing fire made of footnotes.
Act vague? A corgi appears. Judging you. Silently.
#AI #Goblins #Conjuration
BREAKING: OpenAI researchers report an AI‑guided breakthrough boosting stem cell reprogramming by 50x. If validated, this could redefine regenerative medicine, slash R&D timelines, and send ripples through biotech. Get ready for a paradigm shift. #AI
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OpenAI May Have Cracked The Code To Human Immortality. (Not Clickbait.) 🧪🔬🧬
Also - an elite AI prompt to write a press release that crushes on multiple levels. ;)
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August 28, 2025 at 1:05 AM
BREAKING: OpenAI researchers report an AI‑guided breakthrough boosting stem cell reprogramming by 50x. If validated, this could redefine regenerative medicine, slash R&D timelines, and send ripples through biotech. Get ready for a paradigm shift. #AI
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📞💥 Google, Adidas & 90+ companies got hacked by... phone calls. Attackers called employees pretending to be IT, tricked them into handing over credentials, then drained cloud systems. 1.1M records stolen from Allianz alone. 🎭 #Cybersecurity #SocialEngineer
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How A Phone Call Hacked Google, Adidas & 1.1 Million Records. 📞💥🔓
Also - the little-known history of the first ransomware virus.
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August 22, 2025 at 10:15 AM
📞💥 Google, Adidas & 90+ companies got hacked by... phone calls. Attackers called employees pretending to be IT, tricked them into handing over credentials, then drained cloud systems. 1.1M records stolen from Allianz alone. 🎭 #Cybersecurity #SocialEngineer
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The former Twitter CEO just announced an "Internet for AI" 🤖🌐 Instead of humans browsing, AI agents will read a dedicated web layer built just for them! No ads or paywalls. just pure machine-to-machine info flow that lets AI complete complex research. 🚀 #AI
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Ex-Twitter CEO Wants To Build A Web For AI. Plus, Sam Altman Calls A Bubble. 🚀🤖📉
Plus - an elite AI prompt that helps sell your products and services.
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August 20, 2025 at 11:42 AM
The former Twitter CEO just announced an "Internet for AI" 🤖🌐 Instead of humans browsing, AI agents will read a dedicated web layer built just for them! No ads or paywalls. just pure machine-to-machine info flow that lets AI complete complex research. 🚀 #AI
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🎓💸 Columbia's $13B endowout couldn't stop hackers from swiping 460GB of data from 870K students, staff & applicants. The breach went undetected for a MONTH while criminals grabbed SSNs, health records & transcripts. Not so elite. 🏛️💔 #Cybersecurity #Privacy
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870K People Just Got Their Data Stolen From An Ivy League School! 🎓💥🔒
Also - learn about The Cult Of The Dead Cow. (The Folks Who Coined The Term "Hacktivism.")
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August 15, 2025 at 10:03 AM
🎓💸 Columbia's $13B endowout couldn't stop hackers from swiping 460GB of data from 870K students, staff & applicants. The breach went undetected for a MONTH while criminals grabbed SSNs, health records & transcripts. Not so elite. 🏛️💔 #Cybersecurity #Privacy
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Perplexity AI just offered Google $34.5 BILLION to buy Chrome! 💰 If this offer succeeds, your browser will likely have more AI features. 🤖 Perplexity promised to keep Google as the default search engine, for now. Yahoo & Apollo also want in! 🔥 #AI #Chrome
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Perplexity AI Just Offered $34.5 Billion To Buy Your Web Browser. 💰🌐🚀
Plus - an elite AI prompt to have Emerson, Thoreau & 4 literary legends critique your writing.
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August 13, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Perplexity AI just offered Google $34.5 BILLION to buy Chrome! 💰 If this offer succeeds, your browser will likely have more AI features. 🤖 Perplexity promised to keep Google as the default search engine, for now. Yahoo & Apollo also want in! 🔥 #AI #Chrome
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Google created an AI that builds worlds from text prompts in REAL-TIME! 🌍 Type "bustling Martian colony" and get a fully navigable 3D environment @ 24fps. ✨ It remembers details for minutes. Walk away & return to find that deer still wandering! 🦌 #AI #Google
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Google's World Builder 🌍 + Anthropic's New Crown 👑 + OpenAI Goes Open-Source 🔓
Plus - an elite AI prompt that summons random philosophers to solve your toughest problems.
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August 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Google created an AI that builds worlds from text prompts in REAL-TIME! 🌍 Type "bustling Martian colony" and get a fully navigable 3D environment @ 24fps. ✨ It remembers details for minutes. Walk away & return to find that deer still wandering! 🦌 #AI #Google
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Did you know that ChatGPT now gets over 2.5 BILLION prompts every single day? 🌍 People in the US alone send 330 million daily. 🇺🇸 That’s almost a trillion questions a year! 😲 Usage has more than doubled in just 8 months. 🚀 #AI #ChatGPT #OpenAI
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The Biggest AI Myth 🤯, ChatGPT's Daily Billions 📈, And Google Cracks Math Olympiad! 🏆
Also - an elite AI prompt for brainstorming captivating fiction story plots.
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July 23, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Did you know that ChatGPT now gets over 2.5 BILLION prompts every single day? 🌍 People in the US alone send 330 million daily. 🇺🇸 That’s almost a trillion questions a year! 😲 Usage has more than doubled in just 8 months. 🚀 #AI #ChatGPT #OpenAI
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🐉💥 DragonForce strikes again! The cyber gang claimed to swipe 156GB of data from Belk (North Carolina), dropping both files and a chilling message on the dark web: “We hope this serves as a lesson.” Retail security in ’25? Under siege. 🛒💸 #Cybersecurity
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DragonForce Hackers 🚨, Drone Factory Gets Erased 🛡️, And China's New Phone Hack! 📱
Also - the little-known history of old-school AOL hackers.
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July 19, 2025 at 8:36 AM
🐉💥 DragonForce strikes again! The cyber gang claimed to swipe 156GB of data from Belk (North Carolina), dropping both files and a chilling message on the dark web: “We hope this serves as a lesson.” Retail security in ’25? Under siege. 🛒💸 #Cybersecurity
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🧠💰 The Pentagon just pumped $200M into OpenAI, xAI, Anthropic & Google. AI agents are getting military-grade. The AI arms race is very real. Big Tech just got drafted, lol. 🤖⚔️ #AI #Defense #FutureOfWork #Pentagon
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The New AI Elite + Pentagon Drops $200M On OpenAI, xAI & Google! 🤖🦅🎯
Also - an elite writing prompt for crafting magnetic email subject lines.
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July 16, 2025 at 10:22 AM
🧠💰 The Pentagon just pumped $200M into OpenAI, xAI, Anthropic & Google. AI agents are getting military-grade. The AI arms race is very real. Big Tech just got drafted, lol. 🤖⚔️ #AI #Defense #FutureOfWork #Pentagon
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We grew up in a world where the elite hoarded knowledge.
Now AI gives it away for free.
Knowing isn’t rare anymore. Doing is.
Execution is the new intelligence.
The new elite?
The ones who act.
#AI #Execution #FutureOfWork
Now AI gives it away for free.
Knowing isn’t rare anymore. Doing is.
Execution is the new intelligence.
The new elite?
The ones who act.
#AI #Execution #FutureOfWork
July 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
We grew up in a world where the elite hoarded knowledge.
Now AI gives it away for free.
Knowing isn’t rare anymore. Doing is.
Execution is the new intelligence.
The new elite?
The ones who act.
#AI #Execution #FutureOfWork
Now AI gives it away for free.
Knowing isn’t rare anymore. Doing is.
Execution is the new intelligence.
The new elite?
The ones who act.
#AI #Execution #FutureOfWork
Everyone's chasing the perfect AI prompt.
But I've found something better: the perfect conversation.
Don't just prompt AI once. Talk to it like a creative partner for 20 minutes.
The magic never happens in round 1.
It happens in round 7.
#AI
But I've found something better: the perfect conversation.
Don't just prompt AI once. Talk to it like a creative partner for 20 minutes.
The magic never happens in round 1.
It happens in round 7.
#AI
July 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Everyone's chasing the perfect AI prompt.
But I've found something better: the perfect conversation.
Don't just prompt AI once. Talk to it like a creative partner for 20 minutes.
The magic never happens in round 1.
It happens in round 7.
#AI
But I've found something better: the perfect conversation.
Don't just prompt AI once. Talk to it like a creative partner for 20 minutes.
The magic never happens in round 1.
It happens in round 7.
#AI
🧠🔥 Plot twist: An AI can now allegedly read your mind better than you can! Centaur predicts human decisions with eerie precision after studying 10M+ real psych choices. It's like having a crystal ball... but with algorithms instead of magic! ✨🤖 #AI
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Will AI Make Writers Obsolete? + An Elite AI Centaur That Can Read Your Mind! 🤖✍🔮
Also - an efficient AI prompt for writing a compelling Substack 'About Me' page.
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July 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
🧠🔥 Plot twist: An AI can now allegedly read your mind better than you can! Centaur predicts human decisions with eerie precision after studying 10M+ real psych choices. It's like having a crystal ball... but with algorithms instead of magic! ✨🤖 #AI
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