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Mr. Bitch
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Mr. Bitch is the inescapably-popular main character of a series of children's books bearing his unfortunate name. Created by https://bsky.app/profile/bpbigg.bsky.social. Found also here: https://mrbitch.cfw.me/
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Better to reign in Hell than to be Mr. Bitch under any circumstances
February 1, 2026 at 9:44 AM
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Clambering up to the second level like an ape, I see
Nowhere You Run Will Be Far Enough, MR. BITCH Depicts a tiny Mr. Bitch looking utterly ashamed of his wretched self on the second level of a double-decker bus bound for parts unknown
February 1, 2026 at 4:26 AM
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I'm Mr. Bitch. Unfortunately
January 28, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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Does your self-regard know no bounds?

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What Makes You Think You're Better Than Him, MR. BITCH? Depicts MR. BITCH, looking none too pleased, standing next to a checker-suited oaf wearing a bowler hat that reads "HACK". Behind them, a procession of dames in boater hats marches past.
January 26, 2026 at 6:09 AM
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What the static format of this medium fails to convey is that Mr. Bitch has been doing laps around the meadow in which this scene takes place and that he smells like sauerkraut's deadbeat dad

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Learn To Take A Hint, MR. BITCH Depicts MR. BITCH, pitiful cigarette dangling from his lip, strolling casually past a young couple in the throes of young love like a total fucking dumb ass
January 26, 2026 at 6:08 AM
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I wish it didn't have to continue this way

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MR. BITCH Falls In With A Bad Crowd Depicts MR. BITCH on the fringe of a donnybrook between two ruffians and a dashing swain acting in defence of a maiden fair. You are the company you keep, Mr. Bitch
January 26, 2026 at 6:06 AM
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I wish it didn't have to start this way

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MR. BITCH Entertains Ideas Above His Station Depicts MR. BITCH in a box at the opera, next to a well-to-do woman wielding opera glasses. Who the hell does he think he is
January 26, 2026 at 6:04 AM