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Classic rookie error…..
September 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Classic rookie error…..
Turns out that “being up shit creek” merely means being invited to go swimming with the Kennedys…
May 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Turns out that “being up shit creek” merely means being invited to go swimming with the Kennedys…
The new Pope's first remarks translate roughly to English as "at last you'll be able to get a decent hot dog in this town!"
May 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The new Pope's first remarks translate roughly to English as "at last you'll be able to get a decent hot dog in this town!"
How much would you pay if Mattel brought out a new Resistance Barbie model for Christmas?
May 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
How much would you pay if Mattel brought out a new Resistance Barbie model for Christmas?
Xi to 47:
You don’t have the cards.
Oh, except this one.
You can keep this one.
Chump.
You don’t have the cards.
Oh, except this one.
You can keep this one.
Chump.
April 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Xi to 47:
You don’t have the cards.
Oh, except this one.
You can keep this one.
Chump.
You don’t have the cards.
Oh, except this one.
You can keep this one.
Chump.
Sadly, it turns out that the Pope had never developed hillbilly antibodies.
April 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Sadly, it turns out that the Pope had never developed hillbilly antibodies.
Easter Sunday: 47 advocates honoring Jesus Christ “very seriously”
Easter Monday: The financial world pays tribute to the Messiah in its own way, uttering his name virtually non-stop.
Easter Monday: The financial world pays tribute to the Messiah in its own way, uttering his name virtually non-stop.
April 21, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Easter Sunday: 47 advocates honoring Jesus Christ “very seriously”
Easter Monday: The financial world pays tribute to the Messiah in its own way, uttering his name virtually non-stop.
Easter Monday: The financial world pays tribute to the Messiah in its own way, uttering his name virtually non-stop.
Trump did not suddenly unf#%k the tariff situation.
He merely switched from turbof#%king it to slowf#%king it.
Now it’s just a lot easier to watch your money curl up and turn black in the fire.
He merely switched from turbof#%king it to slowf#%king it.
Now it’s just a lot easier to watch your money curl up and turn black in the fire.
April 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Trump did not suddenly unf#%k the tariff situation.
He merely switched from turbof#%king it to slowf#%king it.
Now it’s just a lot easier to watch your money curl up and turn black in the fire.
He merely switched from turbof#%king it to slowf#%king it.
Now it’s just a lot easier to watch your money curl up and turn black in the fire.
Monkey with a machine gun.
April 9, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Monkey with a machine gun.
Millions of American jobs have been lost overseas over the last fifty years.
But WE, or specifically, our manufacturers, SENT THEM THERE….to gut our unions and to guarantee themselves a vast workforce that could be employed without benefits or safety guarantees, FOR PEANUTS.
WE PUT US HERE.
But WE, or specifically, our manufacturers, SENT THEM THERE….to gut our unions and to guarantee themselves a vast workforce that could be employed without benefits or safety guarantees, FOR PEANUTS.
WE PUT US HERE.
April 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Millions of American jobs have been lost overseas over the last fifty years.
But WE, or specifically, our manufacturers, SENT THEM THERE….to gut our unions and to guarantee themselves a vast workforce that could be employed without benefits or safety guarantees, FOR PEANUTS.
WE PUT US HERE.
But WE, or specifically, our manufacturers, SENT THEM THERE….to gut our unions and to guarantee themselves a vast workforce that could be employed without benefits or safety guarantees, FOR PEANUTS.
WE PUT US HERE.
Everything that Trump regards as proof of his strength is, in reality, a demonstration of his pathetic weakness. So now the entire world has to stand in for his goddamn Diet Coke button.
March 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Everything that Trump regards as proof of his strength is, in reality, a demonstration of his pathetic weakness. So now the entire world has to stand in for his goddamn Diet Coke button.
Here is 2025 in a nutshell.
The only way they can pay for what THEY WANT is to take away what YOU NEED.
The only way they can pay for what THEY WANT is to take away what YOU NEED.
March 8, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Here is 2025 in a nutshell.
The only way they can pay for what THEY WANT is to take away what YOU NEED.
The only way they can pay for what THEY WANT is to take away what YOU NEED.
Rubio’s new revenue stream: renting out the vacant space formerly occupied by his soul…
March 2, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Rubio’s new revenue stream: renting out the vacant space formerly occupied by his soul…
It’s strangely appropriate for this holiday to be associated with sales on bedding.
Because, on this President’s Day, we are all going to the mattresses…
Because, on this President’s Day, we are all going to the mattresses…
February 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It’s strangely appropriate for this holiday to be associated with sales on bedding.
Because, on this President’s Day, we are all going to the mattresses…
Because, on this President’s Day, we are all going to the mattresses…
After sabotaging the Supreme Court and letting Felon 47 slip out of his grip not once but TWICE, NOW Mitch grows a pair? How admirable that, once someone has absolutely nothing to lose, they can at last countenance doing the right thing.
February 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
After sabotaging the Supreme Court and letting Felon 47 slip out of his grip not once but TWICE, NOW Mitch grows a pair? How admirable that, once someone has absolutely nothing to lose, they can at last countenance doing the right thing.
Now, the only distinction between an American ally and an American enemy is whether you get stabbed in the heart, or in the back.
February 13, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Now, the only distinction between an American ally and an American enemy is whether you get stabbed in the heart, or in the back.
Check out the app FIVE CALLS. Input your address and get a listing of Congressional reps in your area, topics on which to give your 2 cts, sample scripts, and a way to log whether you talked to a live person or left a voicemail. As the title implies, even making FIVE CALLS can make a difference.
February 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Check out the app FIVE CALLS. Input your address and get a listing of Congressional reps in your area, topics on which to give your 2 cts, sample scripts, and a way to log whether you talked to a live person or left a voicemail. As the title implies, even making FIVE CALLS can make a difference.
Even if you live nowhere near the recent L.A. fires, I urge you to write to your congressman/woman to request that federal aid to California be sent as part of a CLEAN BILL, devoid of any strings, conditions or punitive measures.
Don't let Trump use our plight as a bargaining chip.
Don't let Trump use our plight as a bargaining chip.
January 29, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Even if you live nowhere near the recent L.A. fires, I urge you to write to your congressman/woman to request that federal aid to California be sent as part of a CLEAN BILL, devoid of any strings, conditions or punitive measures.
Don't let Trump use our plight as a bargaining chip.
Don't let Trump use our plight as a bargaining chip.
News flash:
If you shine a bright light in 47's face, you can make him blink.
Wherefore rejoice...
If you shine a bright light in 47's face, you can make him blink.
Wherefore rejoice...
January 29, 2025 at 6:54 PM
News flash:
If you shine a bright light in 47's face, you can make him blink.
Wherefore rejoice...
If you shine a bright light in 47's face, you can make him blink.
Wherefore rejoice...
Nominating incompetents to help run the government makes perfect sense if your goal from the start is to make government fail. We're not merely talking about selecting abject loyalists; we are also talking about deliberately trying to engineer disaster to justify junking a system they hate.
January 29, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Nominating incompetents to help run the government makes perfect sense if your goal from the start is to make government fail. We're not merely talking about selecting abject loyalists; we are also talking about deliberately trying to engineer disaster to justify junking a system they hate.
Trump is gambling that, if he paralyzes or pauses enough vital services, we will beg Congress to let him do whatever else he wants about staffing and policy. “Let me steal your shoes and I’ll give you back your lunch money”. It’s a trap.
January 28, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Trump is gambling that, if he paralyzes or pauses enough vital services, we will beg Congress to let him do whatever else he wants about staffing and policy. “Let me steal your shoes and I’ll give you back your lunch money”. It’s a trap.
The first two episodes of season two of SEVERANCE have been largely devoted to re-selling the concept to both returning and new viewers, since we were forced to wait over two years between seasons.
Water-treading + glacial pacing =sedation.
Water-treading + glacial pacing =sedation.
January 27, 2025 at 7:46 PM
The first two episodes of season two of SEVERANCE have been largely devoted to re-selling the concept to both returning and new viewers, since we were forced to wait over two years between seasons.
Water-treading + glacial pacing =sedation.
Water-treading + glacial pacing =sedation.
Is the Meidastouch network just a lower-priced Lincoln Project?
January 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Is the Meidastouch network just a lower-priced Lincoln Project?
I understand that those who voted for the Sherbet Shonda may be experiencing buyers' remorse at some point. So what is the appropriate emotional response from those of us who had the good sense to reject him? Of course, them cheap eggs make it all worthwhile, right?
January 26, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I understand that those who voted for the Sherbet Shonda may be experiencing buyers' remorse at some point. So what is the appropriate emotional response from those of us who had the good sense to reject him? Of course, them cheap eggs make it all worthwhile, right?
Our special, top-secret, super-classified California search committee has been investigating up north, and they cannot believe what they're finding.
January 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Our special, top-secret, super-classified California search committee has been investigating up north, and they cannot believe what they're finding.