Mark
@mpiselli.bsky.social
Genius, Billionaire, Playboy, Philanthropist
Big W for the Squad today
December 22, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Big W for the Squad today
POV: you just walked in late and someone has been waiting up for you
December 3, 2024 at 3:52 AM
POV: you just walked in late and someone has been waiting up for you
Had one of my most rewarding coaching days ever yesterday. We had a game earlier in the afternoon and one of the girls who I coached last season came up to my brother and I and told us how much she missed us as coaches. Always great to know you’ve made a lasting impact!
December 2, 2024 at 6:41 PM
Had one of my most rewarding coaching days ever yesterday. We had a game earlier in the afternoon and one of the girls who I coached last season came up to my brother and I and told us how much she missed us as coaches. Always great to know you’ve made a lasting impact!
This is like the idea Jerry & George came up with for their NBC pilot
Lebron James getting involved in a betting scandal and being forced to coach Ohio state football for 3 years instead of suspension
November 30, 2024 at 9:05 PM
This is like the idea Jerry & George came up with for their NBC pilot
I will never stop reminding people that Mel Kiper actually does eat pumpkin pie for breakfast every single day
November 29, 2024 at 3:56 PM
I will never stop reminding people that Mel Kiper actually does eat pumpkin pie for breakfast every single day
Told a troll to go play in traffic on “X” and my account was immediately locked for 12 hours. But you can be openly be a bigot, homophobe, etc. without consequence. Great stuff
November 29, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Told a troll to go play in traffic on “X” and my account was immediately locked for 12 hours. But you can be openly be a bigot, homophobe, etc. without consequence. Great stuff
Incorporating a hockey version of the NFL’s 3 Cone Drill into my practice tonight. Gonna turn these kids into great skaters if it’s the last thing I do!
November 27, 2024 at 8:17 PM
Incorporating a hockey version of the NFL’s 3 Cone Drill into my practice tonight. Gonna turn these kids into great skaters if it’s the last thing I do!
Is the sky still blue?
November 25, 2024 at 11:24 PM
Is the sky still blue?
1-0 in tournament play. Beat Billerica. Their parents made asses of themselves (which happens every time we play Billerica)
Coaching a tournament this weekend. Tournaments are great because the parents literally FEED you drinks the whole weekend
November 23, 2024 at 12:38 AM
1-0 in tournament play. Beat Billerica. Their parents made asses of themselves (which happens every time we play Billerica)
Guys, I don’t think I’m getting my breakfast
November 21, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Guys, I don’t think I’m getting my breakfast
Diagramming plays for tonight’s practice. Might send them to Joe Sacco when I’m done.
November 20, 2024 at 9:55 PM
Diagramming plays for tonight’s practice. Might send them to Joe Sacco when I’m done.
Probably not a great sign that I forgot about this app the last couple days, eh?
November 20, 2024 at 7:54 PM
Probably not a great sign that I forgot about this app the last couple days, eh?
Coaching a tournament this weekend. Tournaments are great because the parents literally FEED you drinks the whole weekend
November 19, 2024 at 3:37 AM
Coaching a tournament this weekend. Tournaments are great because the parents literally FEED you drinks the whole weekend
Might just talk puck on here, the wackos from Bruins Twitter haven’t made their way here yet. Only the sane ones.
November 19, 2024 at 3:07 AM
Might just talk puck on here, the wackos from Bruins Twitter haven’t made their way here yet. Only the sane ones.
My favorite sports team has been run completely into mediocrity
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November 19, 2024 at 12:34 AM
My favorite sports team has been run completely into mediocrity
No other Pokémon had this kind of drip
November 18, 2024 at 10:55 PM
No other Pokémon had this kind of drip
Martin Necas with 30 points in 17 games this season. Who was pounding the table for the Bruins to try and trade for him this past summer? This guy.
November 18, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Martin Necas with 30 points in 17 games this season. Who was pounding the table for the Bruins to try and trade for him this past summer? This guy.
Big W for Coach Mark’s squad this afternoon. Made trekking all the way out to WOBURN worthwhile
November 18, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Big W for Coach Mark’s squad this afternoon. Made trekking all the way out to WOBURN worthwhile
Happy Maye Day to all who celebrate
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November 17, 2024 at 4:09 PM
Happy Maye Day to all who celebrate
Whether it’s him not getting through to them or them tuning him out, it seems clear that there’s a disconnect and it’s directly affecting the on-ice product. Talent isn’t the issue. Not at this point.
Boston managed to get a point in OT, but there aren’t many excuses to be dropping games against STL in Novemeber. Roster construction isn’t an excuse for registering just 17 SOG and Montgomery can’t do it all, but don’t think he’s really getting through to them either. #NHLBruins
November 17, 2024 at 2:22 AM
Whether it’s him not getting through to them or them tuning him out, it seems clear that there’s a disconnect and it’s directly affecting the on-ice product. Talent isn’t the issue. Not at this point.
Y’all mind if I head out to the bar tonight?
November 17, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Y’all mind if I head out to the bar tonight?
Management gonna just keep whistling past the graveyard despite seeing stuff like this
Bruins and Blues going to OT. Bruins finish regulation with 17 shots on goal, never having more than six shots in a single period. Blues entered this game averaging 30.5 shots against per game this season (9th-worst in NHL).
November 16, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Management gonna just keep whistling past the graveyard despite seeing stuff like this
When parents make a point of reaching out to tell you how much fun their kid is having playing for your team this season
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November 16, 2024 at 5:22 PM
When parents make a point of reaching out to tell you how much fun their kid is having playing for your team this season