Paul
@mpcmonkey.bsky.social
Father, Cardiology ANP and golfer. Most consistent at nursing, highly variable at the other two. He/Him.
#LGBT #AFCB
#LGBT #AFCB
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Paul
@mpcmonkey.bsky.social
· Jan 13
I took my cats to the vets today for their their check ups and was told Millie needs to lose weight.
When I asked the receptionist to confirm Millie's weight for reference, she laughed before telling me and said 'Millie's been eating pies, hasn't she?'.
Bless her! #catsofbluesky
When I asked the receptionist to confirm Millie's weight for reference, she laughed before telling me and said 'Millie's been eating pies, hasn't she?'.
Bless her! #catsofbluesky
January 24, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Did everyone completely forget that at one point Rachel stood next to the bar and said 'If I was a faithful'?
#TheTraitors
#TheTraitors
January 23, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Did everyone completely forget that at one point Rachel stood next to the bar and said 'If I was a faithful'?
#TheTraitors
#TheTraitors
Get rid of the chest of chance. It's a silly way to decide it.
You can greatly reduce the chances of getting to that point by having an odd number at each round table.
Easy.
#TheTraitors
You can greatly reduce the chances of getting to that point by having an odd number at each round table.
Easy.
#TheTraitors
January 23, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Get rid of the chest of chance. It's a silly way to decide it.
You can greatly reduce the chances of getting to that point by having an odd number at each round table.
Easy.
#TheTraitors
You can greatly reduce the chances of getting to that point by having an odd number at each round table.
Easy.
#TheTraitors
Happy with that ending. I wanted Stephen to be a winner and I'm glad he did it with integrity, sort of! 😂
#TheTraitors
#TheTraitors
January 23, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Happy with that ending. I wanted Stephen to be a winner and I'm glad he did it with integrity, sort of! 😂
#TheTraitors
#TheTraitors
If it's written by Burchill, it's going to be one of the worst possible takes.
She's fucking vile.
She's fucking vile.
We don’t need a yet-more-policed X; we need an X where only direct exhortations towards violence (all those death threats to J.K. Rowling, for example) – often accompanied by ‘doxxing’, or publishing someone’s personal information – are rigorously punished.
✍️ Julie Burchill
✍️ Julie Burchill
January 19, 2026 at 4:21 PM
If it's written by Burchill, it's going to be one of the worst possible takes.
She's fucking vile.
She's fucking vile.
I really like the idea of Europe, or at least the nations involved in the tariff threats, boycotting the World Cup.
In fact, if The Orange Shitgibbon continues on his current path surely the right thing for most nations to do is just not turn up.
In fact, if The Orange Shitgibbon continues on his current path surely the right thing for most nations to do is just not turn up.
January 19, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I really like the idea of Europe, or at least the nations involved in the tariff threats, boycotting the World Cup.
In fact, if The Orange Shitgibbon continues on his current path surely the right thing for most nations to do is just not turn up.
In fact, if The Orange Shitgibbon continues on his current path surely the right thing for most nations to do is just not turn up.
I looked at my National Insurance number once when I got my card aged 16 (I guess), and have never forgotten it.
I also remember my grandparents phone number from the pre-area-codes starting with zero times - 86 484208.
I also remember my grandparents phone number from the pre-area-codes starting with zero times - 86 484208.
Certain numbers accompany us through our lives, connected to our memories of people and places, of significant events. What numbers remain with you decades later? And why?
This poem is taken from Whatever You Do, Just Don't (HappenStance Press, 2023), my second full collection...
This poem is taken from Whatever You Do, Just Don't (HappenStance Press, 2023), my second full collection...
January 18, 2026 at 12:31 PM
I looked at my National Insurance number once when I got my card aged 16 (I guess), and have never forgotten it.
I also remember my grandparents phone number from the pre-area-codes starting with zero times - 86 484208.
I also remember my grandparents phone number from the pre-area-codes starting with zero times - 86 484208.
Almost 6 months ago I put £150 in to one of those stock trading apps, just to play around with.
In that time I have invested in nearly 100 different stocks and today that money is worth........
*drum roll*
£150.08p
Gordan Gecko I am not! 😂
In that time I have invested in nearly 100 different stocks and today that money is worth........
*drum roll*
£150.08p
Gordan Gecko I am not! 😂
January 16, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Almost 6 months ago I put £150 in to one of those stock trading apps, just to play around with.
In that time I have invested in nearly 100 different stocks and today that money is worth........
*drum roll*
£150.08p
Gordan Gecko I am not! 😂
In that time I have invested in nearly 100 different stocks and today that money is worth........
*drum roll*
£150.08p
Gordan Gecko I am not! 😂
January 16, 2026 at 9:11 PM
I'm quite proud of the relationship I've built with my daughters. I think they're pretty open with me about things.
However, when my 16 year old turned to me during this bit of #TheTraitors and laughing, said 'That's me on the second day of my period', I wondered if 'too open' might be a thing. 😂😂
However, when my 16 year old turned to me during this bit of #TheTraitors and laughing, said 'That's me on the second day of my period', I wondered if 'too open' might be a thing. 😂😂
January 14, 2026 at 10:50 PM
I'm quite proud of the relationship I've built with my daughters. I think they're pretty open with me about things.
However, when my 16 year old turned to me during this bit of #TheTraitors and laughing, said 'That's me on the second day of my period', I wondered if 'too open' might be a thing. 😂😂
However, when my 16 year old turned to me during this bit of #TheTraitors and laughing, said 'That's me on the second day of my period', I wondered if 'too open' might be a thing. 😂😂
Up until that moment at the breakfast table, I thought Harriet was absolutely nailing this show.
It felt weird watching her fall on her sword for the cause but ultimately, you've got respect her for it. She played her game for the faithfuls.
#TheTraitors
It felt weird watching her fall on her sword for the cause but ultimately, you've got respect her for it. She played her game for the faithfuls.
#TheTraitors
January 14, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Up until that moment at the breakfast table, I thought Harriet was absolutely nailing this show.
It felt weird watching her fall on her sword for the cause but ultimately, you've got respect her for it. She played her game for the faithfuls.
#TheTraitors
It felt weird watching her fall on her sword for the cause but ultimately, you've got respect her for it. She played her game for the faithfuls.
#TheTraitors
Reposted by Paul
Out of respect to Virginia Giuffre and the other survivors who were once more disrespected by yesterday’s coverup of the Epstein Files, I invite you to post her picture to your social networks. Thank you.
December 20, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Out of respect to Virginia Giuffre and the other survivors who were once more disrespected by yesterday’s coverup of the Epstein Files, I invite you to post her picture to your social networks. Thank you.
Semenyo doing Semenyo things.
January 13, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Semenyo doing Semenyo things.
January 9, 2026 at 9:01 PM
January 9, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Reposted by Paul
Any person who supports this👇🏼grifting piece of sh*t is a traitor to The United Kingdom not a Patriot
Patriots vigorously support their Country not work continuously to divide and undermine it
End of❗️❗️🤷🏼♂️
Patriots vigorously support their Country not work continuously to divide and undermine it
End of❗️❗️🤷🏼♂️
Tommy Robinson calls on United States to invade UK after Venezuela attack
TOMMY Robinson has called on Donald Trump to invade and “free” the UK from the “tyrannical dictator” Keir Starmer following the United States' attack on Venezuela ...
uk.news.yahoo.com
January 4, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Any person who supports this👇🏼grifting piece of sh*t is a traitor to The United Kingdom not a Patriot
Patriots vigorously support their Country not work continuously to divide and undermine it
End of❗️❗️🤷🏼♂️
Patriots vigorously support their Country not work continuously to divide and undermine it
End of❗️❗️🤷🏼♂️
January 4, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Yeah. Nothing creepy or weird about this at all.
January 4, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Yeah. Nothing creepy or weird about this at all.
Trump mimicking his hero, Putin.
The world leaders who don't seem to say anywhere near enough about Netanyahu or Putin will pr4 stay quiet about this as well.
Pathetic.
The world leaders who don't seem to say anywhere near enough about Netanyahu or Putin will pr4 stay quiet about this as well.
Pathetic.
January 3, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Trump mimicking his hero, Putin.
The world leaders who don't seem to say anywhere near enough about Netanyahu or Putin will pr4 stay quiet about this as well.
Pathetic.
The world leaders who don't seem to say anywhere near enough about Netanyahu or Putin will pr4 stay quiet about this as well.
Pathetic.
As always, the faithful don't know anything. They never do and the sooner they accept that, the better.
#TheTraitors
#TheTraitors
January 2, 2026 at 8:59 PM
As always, the faithful don't know anything. They never do and the sooner they accept that, the better.
#TheTraitors
#TheTraitors
Cue people rounding on Ross because of an admittedly awkward slip in how he said something.
#TheTraitors
#TheTraitors
January 2, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Cue people rounding on Ross because of an admittedly awkward slip in how he said something.
#TheTraitors
#TheTraitors
Reposted by Paul
Number of people who go bankrupt every year because of medical bills or illness-related work loss:
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🇺🇸 530,000
There’s a lesson there.
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There’s a lesson there.
January 1, 2026 at 9:01 PM
Number of people who go bankrupt every year because of medical bills or illness-related work loss:
🇦🇺 0
🇨🇦 0
🇩🇰 0
🇫🇮 0
🇫🇷 0
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🇸🇪 0
🇬🇧 0
🇺🇸 530,000
There’s a lesson there.
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🇫🇮 0
🇫🇷 0
🇩🇪 0
🇮🇸 0
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🇺🇸 530,000
There’s a lesson there.
Boxing Day turned out to be a bit more expensive for my brother-in-law than expected when he, as the adult in the room decided play on the Switch without the wrist straps on and threw the controller into my TV, completely fucking it.
New TV time though! 😁
New TV time though! 😁
December 27, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Boxing Day turned out to be a bit more expensive for my brother-in-law than expected when he, as the adult in the room decided play on the Switch without the wrist straps on and threw the controller into my TV, completely fucking it.
New TV time though! 😁
New TV time though! 😁