blessings requested, blessings are granted, hung out with a new friend who really did have a Small Penis during today's pool party and it was a moment of tranquil beauty to just be like "wow your penis is beautiful"

stuck with a curse where I'm like "aw I am 100% in love with small penis, you are like a grecoroman statue and I want to worship you" but all of my friends I hook up with irl are setting records for Huge Penis

I am realizing that I have felt truly divorced from any sense of being sexy / feeling sexually desirable for a VERY long time so I'm gonna try and challenge that and whore out on here more???? Look forward to it please.

I am going on my honeymoon and unfortunately I think that means I will have like, zero privacy to have a good solo cum at any point since we're staying in a hotel, so uhhhh time to jack it

MY HITACHI I JUST GOT BACK BROKE

home from work and ready to (REDACTED) with friends but whomst.....

I feel the effects lately of my age.... I'm wonderin if I still Got It any more as far as sex appeal goes and it's prevented me a lot from exploring sexuality or flirting with friends or whatever, I guess it's just a slump or whatever. I will do my best to overcome 🫡

It is terrifying that I lent somebody my hitachi wand because they begged me to try it out and they returned it COVERED IN CRUSTED NUT OF VARYING AGES / LITERALLY PHYSICALLY STICKY WITH DUCT TAPE HOLDING TOGETHER SEVERAL MAULED SPOTS ON THE CABLE............. WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY DOING

Said something really goofy / funny during group sex that made everybody go "AWWW YOU'RE SO DUMB WHEN YOU'RE HORNY" and for some reason my brain is like "FUCK YES I WON AT SEX" because of that

so it turns out if I use my theragun I am In Trouble

not to be uncouth but like... I gotta smack this thing around with my vibrator soon I am going CRAZY not having my hitachi magic wand easily accessible

Had an extremely intense scene play out sexually at the queer furry bath house rave that I’m still sorta decompressing from, in the sense that I wish I did more aftercare or post conversation following it?

LET'S KICK THIS OFF I recently discovered I am extremely susceptible to hypnosis and have listened like three or four times to a file that a friend made for me. I do not remember anything about the contents of this file post-induction but I feel very good after listening to it. oops

ok ok yeah we're gonna use this so my timeline isn't just dicks and butts making me nuts

fill him up!!!!!!!
(goofy/pete/peg)

Posed nude for an art meetup :3c

My birthday is this weekend…. Open invite to send me nudes as a gift