boy in my program that’s super smart but really immature and facetious >>>>>

I feel like they mostly exist in the movies 🫠

Believe it or not, out of my family I’m the least visible kinky person. My bear cousin is way more open about leather and furry to the point where my grandma has probably seen 6 or 8 different Pokémon drawn wearing harnesses

I can’t really compete with that

abdl beef can’t be taken seriously because in a lot of cases they’re just fuming at you behind their phone while they sit on a pile of their own poop

It’s just not that serious dawg

Just move on with your life. It’s just them, their bitterness, and their poopy more often than not

Facetiming my mom trying to figure out what stuff she can bring me when she visits Spain and she shows me the bin I was keeping a bunch of abdl paraphernalia in…

I had to reassure myself that I had emptied it but f*cking a man. Still put me on edge 🫠

I get Katy Perry because imagine him holding you on his hip. That’s a whole platform for your padded behind.

tan, blonde, wearing Huggies.

tragically some of these pamps never met the warm embrace of a dilf’s lap

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Lifting weights with the big kids

Daddy says my potty training got raptured :/

Ayo