—— 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐏𝐎𝐎𝐋⋆˙⟡
@motormouthing.bsky.social
*𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: 𝐀𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐲, 𝐚𝐝𝐮𝐥𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐬, 𝐝𝐞𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐞 𝐯𝐢𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 & 𝐠𝐨𝐫𝐞.
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𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢: #𝐏𝐘𝐑𝐎
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𝚆𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚋𝚢: #𝐏𝐘𝐑𝐎
Pinned
Face slammed into the wall with an audible "Oof..!!"
Comically prying himself from it before he'd feigned an offended gasp. "What kind of PERVERT do you take me for, Cyke?"
"What? Have the X-Men never heard of kissing the homies hello?? No wonder you guys are always falling apart." ++
Comically prying himself from it before he'd feigned an offended gasp. "What kind of PERVERT do you take me for, Cyke?"
"What? Have the X-Men never heard of kissing the homies hello?? No wonder you guys are always falling apart." ++
A short, narrow burst of concussive force fired from his glasses, ricocheting a half dozen times before slamming swiftly into Wade's stomach. No even as hard as a punch. But enough to trip him up as Scott stepped to the left, letting Deadpool trip face first into the wall behind him.
"Please Wade."
"Please Wade."
"Cyclops! Buddy! Best pal! Gives us some sugar! And by sugar I mean a fat juicy one on the lips!"
Puckers up while running towards him.
Puckers up while running towards him.
December 15, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Face slammed into the wall with an audible "Oof..!!"
Comically prying himself from it before he'd feigned an offended gasp. "What kind of PERVERT do you take me for, Cyke?"
"What? Have the X-Men never heard of kissing the homies hello?? No wonder you guys are always falling apart." ++
Comically prying himself from it before he'd feigned an offended gasp. "What kind of PERVERT do you take me for, Cyke?"
"What? Have the X-Men never heard of kissing the homies hello?? No wonder you guys are always falling apart." ++
Though his face is hidden beneath his mask, expressive eyes would give away his bewilderment.
Arms crossed over his chest, watching Rose & letting him — have his moment.
"Uhuhhhh. Glad I could give you the pep talk, peanut. So when you go to pound town with Chuckles, tell me about it, mkay!"
Arms crossed over his chest, watching Rose & letting him — have his moment.
"Uhuhhhh. Glad I could give you the pep talk, peanut. So when you go to pound town with Chuckles, tell me about it, mkay!"
❝ Honestly? I don't even blame you. Batman is super attractive. ❞
Even so, he finds himself more jealous of the guy. How strange.
❝ Maybe the two of you could smash. Hell, why not smash Joker? Fuck it! Right?? It's like you said, there are worse people! ❞
Even so, he finds himself more jealous of the guy. How strange.
❝ Maybe the two of you could smash. Hell, why not smash Joker? Fuck it! Right?? It's like you said, there are worse people! ❞
"That guy's a pretty tough nut to crack, though. It's a wonder if he is ever listening to a word I say. Another grouchy, gloomy guy to my collection of many. Come to think of it, he's probably just my type."
"And now I'm suddenly jealous of The Joker..???"
"And now I'm suddenly jealous of The Joker..???"
December 15, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Though his face is hidden beneath his mask, expressive eyes would give away his bewilderment.
Arms crossed over his chest, watching Rose & letting him — have his moment.
"Uhuhhhh. Glad I could give you the pep talk, peanut. So when you go to pound town with Chuckles, tell me about it, mkay!"
Arms crossed over his chest, watching Rose & letting him — have his moment.
"Uhuhhhh. Glad I could give you the pep talk, peanut. So when you go to pound town with Chuckles, tell me about it, mkay!"
Always me and you, kitten.
( ˶˘ ³˘)♡
( ˶˘ ³˘)♡
December 15, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Always me and you, kitten.
( ˶˘ ³˘)♡
( ˶˘ ³˘)♡
Watching foreplay before my very eyes.
December 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Watching foreplay before my very eyes.
Oh you would NOT believe how excited Pyro was to get his dirty and I MEAN dirty hands all over this guy again.
Been a hot minute since he let himself go totally nuts.
He left me in Discord bot HELL.
Been a hot minute since he let himself go totally nuts.
He left me in Discord bot HELL.
December 14, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Oh you would NOT believe how excited Pyro was to get his dirty and I MEAN dirty hands all over this guy again.
Been a hot minute since he let himself go totally nuts.
He left me in Discord bot HELL.
Been a hot minute since he let himself go totally nuts.
He left me in Discord bot HELL.
I see a lovely buncha peanuts.
Except for a few are rotten peanuts. Like downright just AWFUL. Eugh.
But I can say I do like Dee. Hi, Dee!
Except for a few are rotten peanuts. Like downright just AWFUL. Eugh.
But I can say I do like Dee. Hi, Dee!
December 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I see a lovely buncha peanuts.
Except for a few are rotten peanuts. Like downright just AWFUL. Eugh.
But I can say I do like Dee. Hi, Dee!
Except for a few are rotten peanuts. Like downright just AWFUL. Eugh.
But I can say I do like Dee. Hi, Dee!
Ah. Thanks, quotebot. Memories <3
December 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Ah. Thanks, quotebot. Memories <3
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Motherfucker 、I wish I could say you'll die alone 、but it's one of God's best jokes that you can't die .ᐟ
December 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Motherfucker 、I wish I could say you'll die alone 、but it's one of God's best jokes that you can't die .ᐟ
EWW!
Imagine being created with AI, talk about having it ROUGH. And here I thought I was the ugly one here.
Making me out to be a supermodel with a mug like that.
Imagine being created with AI, talk about having it ROUGH. And here I thought I was the ugly one here.
Making me out to be a supermodel with a mug like that.
December 14, 2025 at 8:17 PM
EWW!
Imagine being created with AI, talk about having it ROUGH. And here I thought I was the ugly one here.
Making me out to be a supermodel with a mug like that.
Imagine being created with AI, talk about having it ROUGH. And here I thought I was the ugly one here.
Making me out to be a supermodel with a mug like that.
Uh, yeah it's nevessary??? Don't be a hum-bug! Heh..because—
Anyway.
Couldn't find any killer boots on clearance.
Anyway.
Couldn't find any killer boots on clearance.
...
Is the beard necessary.
I hope you have big santa boots on though.
Is the beard necessary.
I hope you have big santa boots on though.
Oh, shit wait. Gotta put on my festive clothes!
NOW we're talkin'!!
NOW we're talkin'!!
December 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Uh, yeah it's nevessary??? Don't be a hum-bug! Heh..because—
Anyway.
Couldn't find any killer boots on clearance.
Anyway.
Couldn't find any killer boots on clearance.
Oh, shit wait. Gotta put on my festive clothes!
NOW we're talkin'!!
NOW we're talkin'!!
December 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Oh, shit wait. Gotta put on my festive clothes!
NOW we're talkin'!!
NOW we're talkin'!!
This is SO going in my diary later.
December 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
This is SO going in my diary later.
Omigosh he remembersss! Eeeee!!
Wet dreams about this tonight for sure.
Wet dreams about this tonight for sure.
December 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Omigosh he remembersss! Eeeee!!
Wet dreams about this tonight for sure.
Wet dreams about this tonight for sure.
I for one was digging the whole DeadBat thing.
December 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I for one was digging the whole DeadBat thing.
// which reminds me I need to eventually make either Barry or Hal. Which? The world may never know.
(This will happen in 60 years)
(This will happen in 60 years)
December 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
// which reminds me I need to eventually make either Barry or Hal. Which? The world may never know.
(This will happen in 60 years)
(This will happen in 60 years)
I would be SO mad at you right now if you weren't exceptionally sexy. Fuck. Is that an extra sword in my pocket or am I just rock hard. Hello, gorgeous.
Your fault for having such a confusing and common name.
Oh for the love of— WADE! WADE!
Not Slade! My name is WUH-AID.
Not Slade! My name is WUH-AID.
December 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I would be SO mad at you right now if you weren't exceptionally sexy. Fuck. Is that an extra sword in my pocket or am I just rock hard. Hello, gorgeous.
// Cas saying there can't be double like he isn't friends with the guy who kisses on their doubles.
December 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
// Cas saying there can't be double like he isn't friends with the guy who kisses on their doubles.
Oh for the love of— WADE! WADE!
Not Slade! My name is WUH-AID.
Not Slade! My name is WUH-AID.
December 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Oh for the love of— WADE! WADE!
Not Slade! My name is WUH-AID.
Not Slade! My name is WUH-AID.
Imagine being short.
Specifically like 5'3.
Man, I just have to know what the world looks like from down there.
Specifically like 5'3.
Man, I just have to know what the world looks like from down there.
December 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Imagine being short.
Specifically like 5'3.
Man, I just have to know what the world looks like from down there.
Specifically like 5'3.
Man, I just have to know what the world looks like from down there.
"Shoot. You're right, I totally SHOULD have asked him the last time we met up. Or was it the first time. Technically speaking it's happened a few times here or there depending on the media you follow and what's canon." Ponder while rubbing at his chin thoughtfully with a hum. ++
❝ . . . ❞
He's going to ignore that. He pinches the bridge of his nose.
❝ Ask Batman. They've hankied AND pankied. Everyone knows that. ❞
He's going to ignore that. He pinches the bridge of his nose.
❝ Ask Batman. They've hankied AND pankied. Everyone knows that. ❞
"You want the long version of the story or the short version? The long version has scout master Kevin."
There's a long pause, but his mask would raise with his smile beneath the fabric.
"Okaaaay. But this is important information. Because part of me thinks he dyes his hair! No way it's natural!"
There's a long pause, but his mask would raise with his smile beneath the fabric.
"Okaaaay. But this is important information. Because part of me thinks he dyes his hair! No way it's natural!"
December 14, 2025 at 5:36 AM
"Shoot. You're right, I totally SHOULD have asked him the last time we met up. Or was it the first time. Technically speaking it's happened a few times here or there depending on the media you follow and what's canon." Ponder while rubbing at his chin thoughtfully with a hum. ++
"You want the long version of the story or the short version? The long version has scout master Kevin."
There's a long pause, but his mask would raise with his smile beneath the fabric.
"Okaaaay. But this is important information. Because part of me thinks he dyes his hair! No way it's natural!"
There's a long pause, but his mask would raise with his smile beneath the fabric.
"Okaaaay. But this is important information. Because part of me thinks he dyes his hair! No way it's natural!"
❝ What is WRONG with you?! ❞
He covers his ears, glaring at Deadpool.
❝ I don't want to hear about his junk! And my hanky panky should NOT be on your radar! ❞
He covers his ears, glaring at Deadpool.
❝ I don't want to hear about his junk! And my hanky panky should NOT be on your radar! ❞
"A situationship and you haven't even done the hanky panky??! Oh- OH! You are DEDICATED! Playing the waiting game? Luring him in?"
"Okay, I'm not but I am. Morbif curiousity really wants me to find out if the curtains match the drapes on that guy. So if you could just..."
"Okay, I'm not but I am. Morbif curiousity really wants me to find out if the curtains match the drapes on that guy. So if you could just..."
December 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
"You want the long version of the story or the short version? The long version has scout master Kevin."
There's a long pause, but his mask would raise with his smile beneath the fabric.
"Okaaaay. But this is important information. Because part of me thinks he dyes his hair! No way it's natural!"
There's a long pause, but his mask would raise with his smile beneath the fabric.
"Okaaaay. But this is important information. Because part of me thinks he dyes his hair! No way it's natural!"
. . .
So I see we're skipping the foreplay and going straight to the penetration.
Someone's eager tonight. Don't worry, kitten. Daddy will deliver.
[ Sniff sniff ]
Is that salmon?
So I see we're skipping the foreplay and going straight to the penetration.
Someone's eager tonight. Don't worry, kitten. Daddy will deliver.
[ Sniff sniff ]
Is that salmon?
[ Standing there. Claw through Wades cheek— ]
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
Are we sure it's me...? I'm getting a hint of
[ sniff sniff ]
Wet ferret.
[ sniff sniff ]
Wet ferret.
December 14, 2025 at 4:38 AM
. . .
So I see we're skipping the foreplay and going straight to the penetration.
Someone's eager tonight. Don't worry, kitten. Daddy will deliver.
[ Sniff sniff ]
Is that salmon?
So I see we're skipping the foreplay and going straight to the penetration.
Someone's eager tonight. Don't worry, kitten. Daddy will deliver.
[ Sniff sniff ]
Is that salmon?
// Your job is bumping uglies with randos?
🕸️ YEAH THAT'S MY JOB!
...
<_<
>_>
...
<_<
>_>
// ALSO I WANT TO MAKE THIS CLEAR.
Yes, I will say some crazy stuff on this account (thats like normal for me on most accounts) BUT! They're NOT invitations for you to be weird!
Ships & things like that are for good friends.
No bumping uglies with randos.
Yes, I will say some crazy stuff on this account (thats like normal for me on most accounts) BUT! They're NOT invitations for you to be weird!
Ships & things like that are for good friends.
No bumping uglies with randos.
December 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
// Your job is bumping uglies with randos?