hoobert heever
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third plane montessori | wife guy 🏳️🌈 | 26 | she/her
every hole in the earth is my wound - mosab abu toha 🔥🍉🕊️
every hole in the earth is my wound - mosab abu toha 🔥🍉🕊️
THIS JUST IN: i have learned how to pronounce “interlocutor” in real talking conversations with words. VERY big news for me and those around
December 12, 2024 at 8:24 PM
THIS JUST IN: i have learned how to pronounce “interlocutor” in real talking conversations with words. VERY big news for me and those around
Hoobert Heever
December 11, 2024 at 6:55 PM
Hoobert Heever
no!!!! my top song was francesca and you KNOW IT!!!!
December 8, 2024 at 4:59 PM
no!!!! my top song was francesca and you KNOW IT!!!!
my life’s been a mess since yoplait discontinued the good yogurt texture :~(
November 29, 2024 at 2:50 PM
my life’s been a mess since yoplait discontinued the good yogurt texture :~(
context for the people in the back: she named her daughter maria
"Tropical Storm Sara [No Aitch] weakens to a tropical depression."
Whomp, whomp.
My 15 minutes of fame, over just like that.
Whomp, whomp.
My 15 minutes of fame, over just like that.
November 29, 2024 at 2:34 PM
context for the people in the back: she named her daughter maria
what did i offer the table for conversation at the extended family thanksgiving yesterday?
A. neanderthal death ritual
B. vagina dentata
C. the ce*sef*re
D. fleece-lined tights recommendations
if you guessed ALL OF THE ABOVE, you’re correct!
A. neanderthal death ritual
B. vagina dentata
C. the ce*sef*re
D. fleece-lined tights recommendations
if you guessed ALL OF THE ABOVE, you’re correct!
November 29, 2024 at 2:16 PM
what did i offer the table for conversation at the extended family thanksgiving yesterday?
A. neanderthal death ritual
B. vagina dentata
C. the ce*sef*re
D. fleece-lined tights recommendations
if you guessed ALL OF THE ABOVE, you’re correct!
A. neanderthal death ritual
B. vagina dentata
C. the ce*sef*re
D. fleece-lined tights recommendations
if you guessed ALL OF THE ABOVE, you’re correct!
had a dream last night that we learned neanderthals had representative art because they carved a stalagmite from a cave into a giant phallus a la karahan tepe dick church
November 29, 2024 at 5:13 AM
had a dream last night that we learned neanderthals had representative art because they carved a stalagmite from a cave into a giant phallus a la karahan tepe dick church