Mother Boswick
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Mother Boswick has 14 dead husbands She lives in Squinch Hollow a lovely hamlet nestled between Oregon, Texas, Nebraska and New Hampshire
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My Barry is an entrepreneur, he opened a toenail clipper sharpening station on Squinch Way and Squinch Blvd. Near Squinch Square, here in Squinch Hollow.
“Toenail Clippers So Sharp They Not Only Cut Your Nails But They’ll Cut Your Toe Right Off”
Barry is So clever
yours Always,
Mother Boswick
“Toenail Clippers So Sharp They Not Only Cut Your Nails But They’ll Cut Your Toe Right Off”
Barry is So clever
yours Always,
Mother Boswick
December 17, 2025 at 12:45 AM
My Barry is an entrepreneur, he opened a toenail clipper sharpening station on Squinch Way and Squinch Blvd. Near Squinch Square, here in Squinch Hollow.
“Toenail Clippers So Sharp They Not Only Cut Your Nails But They’ll Cut Your Toe Right Off”
Barry is So clever
yours Always,
Mother Boswick
“Toenail Clippers So Sharp They Not Only Cut Your Nails But They’ll Cut Your Toe Right Off”
Barry is So clever
yours Always,
Mother Boswick
Oh my…Mrs Claus had an unfortunate accident. You really shouldn’t use matches after Santa had milk. He’s lactose intolerant and had gas…
I’m sure her eyebrows will grow back.
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
I’m sure her eyebrows will grow back.
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
December 2, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Oh my…Mrs Claus had an unfortunate accident. You really shouldn’t use matches after Santa had milk. He’s lactose intolerant and had gas…
I’m sure her eyebrows will grow back.
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
I’m sure her eyebrows will grow back.
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
Oh My…I’ve been accused of following trends. I find that sus…
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick (67)
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick (67)
November 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Oh My…I’ve been accused of following trends. I find that sus…
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick (67)
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick (67)
Oh my…I just saw Mayor Bottomfeeder coming out of The Toupee and Dog Grooming Emporium.
On the window it says “NO TWO TOUPEES EVER ALIKE-MADE FROM REAL DOG HAIR”
There’s a sale going on, no toupee over $9!
I’m glad to see he’s taking care of his appearance.
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
On the window it says “NO TWO TOUPEES EVER ALIKE-MADE FROM REAL DOG HAIR”
There’s a sale going on, no toupee over $9!
I’m glad to see he’s taking care of his appearance.
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
November 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Oh my…I just saw Mayor Bottomfeeder coming out of The Toupee and Dog Grooming Emporium.
On the window it says “NO TWO TOUPEES EVER ALIKE-MADE FROM REAL DOG HAIR”
There’s a sale going on, no toupee over $9!
I’m glad to see he’s taking care of his appearance.
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
On the window it says “NO TWO TOUPEES EVER ALIKE-MADE FROM REAL DOG HAIR”
There’s a sale going on, no toupee over $9!
I’m glad to see he’s taking care of his appearance.
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
Martin and Martin Funeral Services always puts out a fresh cheese platter on Monday. We do love a cheese platter here in Squinch Hollow.
Get there early in the week. by Friday, the cheese gets a fine fuzz on it
I use Martin and Martin for all my dead husbands.
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
Get there early in the week. by Friday, the cheese gets a fine fuzz on it
I use Martin and Martin for all my dead husbands.
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
November 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Martin and Martin Funeral Services always puts out a fresh cheese platter on Monday. We do love a cheese platter here in Squinch Hollow.
Get there early in the week. by Friday, the cheese gets a fine fuzz on it
I use Martin and Martin for all my dead husbands.
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
Get there early in the week. by Friday, the cheese gets a fine fuzz on it
I use Martin and Martin for all my dead husbands.
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
Oh my…My son Barry and I just went through “The Holy Car Wash”. Rabbi Theadosia Hornbeam (Archbishop of our Jewish Episcopalian Faith). Blessed the soapy water and now-not only is your car clean; you’re absolved of yours sins.
Plus I had a coupon!
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
Plus I had a coupon!
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
November 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Oh my…My son Barry and I just went through “The Holy Car Wash”. Rabbi Theadosia Hornbeam (Archbishop of our Jewish Episcopalian Faith). Blessed the soapy water and now-not only is your car clean; you’re absolved of yours sins.
Plus I had a coupon!
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
Plus I had a coupon!
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
My Barry collects flower petals from around the neighborhood. So many people would waste them by drying them and placing them in the bathroom.
Barry and I eat the flower petals. Barry calls it poopery.
When one of us passes gas it smells like a fresh spring day
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
Barry and I eat the flower petals. Barry calls it poopery.
When one of us passes gas it smells like a fresh spring day
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
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November 23, 2025 at 4:26 AM
My Barry collects flower petals from around the neighborhood. So many people would waste them by drying them and placing them in the bathroom.
Barry and I eat the flower petals. Barry calls it poopery.
When one of us passes gas it smells like a fresh spring day
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
Barry and I eat the flower petals. Barry calls it poopery.
When one of us passes gas it smells like a fresh spring day
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
There have been a rash of missing cats I do hope it wasn’t my Barry…
My son Barry has developed a taste for cats and kittens. Plus he’s gained weight…
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
My son Barry has developed a taste for cats and kittens. Plus he’s gained weight…
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
November 17, 2025 at 2:23 AM
There have been a rash of missing cats I do hope it wasn’t my Barry…
My son Barry has developed a taste for cats and kittens. Plus he’s gained weight…
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
My son Barry has developed a taste for cats and kittens. Plus he’s gained weight…
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
Oh my…our mayor of Squinch Hollow. Mayor Bottomfeader, had bad words sunscreened onto his bald head.
He’s now Velcroed his toupee on so it won’t happen again.
I suspect Barry. Oh my he can be such a joker.
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
He’s now Velcroed his toupee on so it won’t happen again.
I suspect Barry. Oh my he can be such a joker.
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
November 13, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Oh my…our mayor of Squinch Hollow. Mayor Bottomfeader, had bad words sunscreened onto his bald head.
He’s now Velcroed his toupee on so it won’t happen again.
I suspect Barry. Oh my he can be such a joker.
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
He’s now Velcroed his toupee on so it won’t happen again.
I suspect Barry. Oh my he can be such a joker.
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
Our culinary master Ursula Nixon (no relation) just opened our very first food truck.
The pulled pork and cappuccino salon.
It’s really a 1974 rambler station wagon with a defibrillator on the passenger seat.
Yum
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
The pulled pork and cappuccino salon.
It’s really a 1974 rambler station wagon with a defibrillator on the passenger seat.
Yum
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Our culinary master Ursula Nixon (no relation) just opened our very first food truck.
The pulled pork and cappuccino salon.
It’s really a 1974 rambler station wagon with a defibrillator on the passenger seat.
Yum
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
The pulled pork and cappuccino salon.
It’s really a 1974 rambler station wagon with a defibrillator on the passenger seat.
Yum
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
Here in Squinch Hollow we love having tourists
Please wear SPF 264 we’re right under the ozone hole. Otherwise you’ll burst into flames.
We do love our visitors.
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
Please wear SPF 264 we’re right under the ozone hole. Otherwise you’ll burst into flames.
We do love our visitors.
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
November 6, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Here in Squinch Hollow we love having tourists
Please wear SPF 264 we’re right under the ozone hole. Otherwise you’ll burst into flames.
We do love our visitors.
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
Please wear SPF 264 we’re right under the ozone hole. Otherwise you’ll burst into flames.
We do love our visitors.
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
Oh my…I was born in the year of the farting monkey with an ascending sign of the urinating pit-bull and a moon sign of the bare bottomed gorilla.
Such a unique combination gives me the sight!
Taurus stay at home. Your spouse is cheating.
Such a gift!
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
Such a unique combination gives me the sight!
Taurus stay at home. Your spouse is cheating.
Such a gift!
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
November 2, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Oh my…I was born in the year of the farting monkey with an ascending sign of the urinating pit-bull and a moon sign of the bare bottomed gorilla.
Such a unique combination gives me the sight!
Taurus stay at home. Your spouse is cheating.
Such a gift!
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
Such a unique combination gives me the sight!
Taurus stay at home. Your spouse is cheating.
Such a gift!
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
Barry eats the corners of our carpets.
It was a pleasure to see the very honest Benson Squidloop proprietor of Carpets and Snowblower Emporium in downtown Squinch Hollow.
Benson Squidloop suggested I treat the carpets with pepper spray to prevent Barry from munching.
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
It was a pleasure to see the very honest Benson Squidloop proprietor of Carpets and Snowblower Emporium in downtown Squinch Hollow.
Benson Squidloop suggested I treat the carpets with pepper spray to prevent Barry from munching.
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
October 30, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Barry eats the corners of our carpets.
It was a pleasure to see the very honest Benson Squidloop proprietor of Carpets and Snowblower Emporium in downtown Squinch Hollow.
Benson Squidloop suggested I treat the carpets with pepper spray to prevent Barry from munching.
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
It was a pleasure to see the very honest Benson Squidloop proprietor of Carpets and Snowblower Emporium in downtown Squinch Hollow.
Benson Squidloop suggested I treat the carpets with pepper spray to prevent Barry from munching.
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
Rabbi Theodosia Hornbeam, Archbishop of our Jewish Episcopalian faith here is Squinch Hollow, blessed the soapy water in the Squinch Ducky Car Wash.
When you walk through all your sins are cleansed. Hot wax $10 extra.
How clever of her
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
When you walk through all your sins are cleansed. Hot wax $10 extra.
How clever of her
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
October 24, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Rabbi Theodosia Hornbeam, Archbishop of our Jewish Episcopalian faith here is Squinch Hollow, blessed the soapy water in the Squinch Ducky Car Wash.
When you walk through all your sins are cleansed. Hot wax $10 extra.
How clever of her
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
When you walk through all your sins are cleansed. Hot wax $10 extra.
How clever of her
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
My boyfriend Erik Von Erickson and I went to BlockbusterVideo for our stay at home date and rented a nature documentary
Jaws
Some awful people were feeding their children to a shark. Simply terrible.
I learned so much about sharks and small town life.
Your Always,
Mother Boswick
Jaws
Some awful people were feeding their children to a shark. Simply terrible.
I learned so much about sharks and small town life.
Your Always,
Mother Boswick
October 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
My boyfriend Erik Von Erickson and I went to BlockbusterVideo for our stay at home date and rented a nature documentary
Jaws
Some awful people were feeding their children to a shark. Simply terrible.
I learned so much about sharks and small town life.
Your Always,
Mother Boswick
Jaws
Some awful people were feeding their children to a shark. Simply terrible.
I learned so much about sharks and small town life.
Your Always,
Mother Boswick
I was born in the year of the Farting Monkey.Those lucky enough to be born that year have “the vision”
I knew I’d have my son Barry after my illicit affair with an alien space visitor named Grop. He left when he found out I was pregnant.
I do adore Barry but not Grop
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
I knew I’d have my son Barry after my illicit affair with an alien space visitor named Grop. He left when he found out I was pregnant.
I do adore Barry but not Grop
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
October 20, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I was born in the year of the Farting Monkey.Those lucky enough to be born that year have “the vision”
I knew I’d have my son Barry after my illicit affair with an alien space visitor named Grop. He left when he found out I was pregnant.
I do adore Barry but not Grop
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
I knew I’d have my son Barry after my illicit affair with an alien space visitor named Grop. He left when he found out I was pregnant.
I do adore Barry but not Grop
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
Oh my…it was so warm here in Squinch Hollow…I went Commando.
Each breeze is like nature’s air conditioning. I may never go back!
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
Each breeze is like nature’s air conditioning. I may never go back!
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
October 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Oh my…it was so warm here in Squinch Hollow…I went Commando.
Each breeze is like nature’s air conditioning. I may never go back!
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
Each breeze is like nature’s air conditioning. I may never go back!
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
It’s quite warm today here in Squinch Hollow…but that’s the price you pay when you live under the ozone hole.
I do adore my tiny hamlet of Squinch Hollow nestled between Oregon Nebraska Texas and New Hampshire.
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
I do adore my tiny hamlet of Squinch Hollow nestled between Oregon Nebraska Texas and New Hampshire.
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
October 11, 2025 at 7:13 PM
It’s quite warm today here in Squinch Hollow…but that’s the price you pay when you live under the ozone hole.
I do adore my tiny hamlet of Squinch Hollow nestled between Oregon Nebraska Texas and New Hampshire.
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
I do adore my tiny hamlet of Squinch Hollow nestled between Oregon Nebraska Texas and New Hampshire.
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
My son Barry loves our cat Minxie.
But every time Barry changes Minxie’s cat box he eats the chunks.
I adore Barry but his breath is horrible.
Yours Always
Mother Boswick
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But every time Barry changes Minxie’s cat box he eats the chunks.
I adore Barry but his breath is horrible.
Yours Always
Mother Boswick
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October 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
My son Barry loves our cat Minxie.
But every time Barry changes Minxie’s cat box he eats the chunks.
I adore Barry but his breath is horrible.
Yours Always
Mother Boswick
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But every time Barry changes Minxie’s cat box he eats the chunks.
I adore Barry but his breath is horrible.
Yours Always
Mother Boswick
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Oh my…I’m quite good at being single. I’ve been married 14 times to 14 dead husbands.
I had an illicit affair with an alien spaceman named Grop
And my boyfriend falls asleep the minute he sits on the couch.
I adore the times in between.
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
I had an illicit affair with an alien spaceman named Grop
And my boyfriend falls asleep the minute he sits on the couch.
I adore the times in between.
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
October 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Oh my…I’m quite good at being single. I’ve been married 14 times to 14 dead husbands.
I had an illicit affair with an alien spaceman named Grop
And my boyfriend falls asleep the minute he sits on the couch.
I adore the times in between.
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
I had an illicit affair with an alien spaceman named Grop
And my boyfriend falls asleep the minute he sits on the couch.
I adore the times in between.
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
My favorite place here in Squinch Hollow is the church slash bowlarma. It’s run by Rabbi Theodosia Hornbeam. She also runs the shoe rental and does a cleansing of the soles after each return.
Sunday is ladies night.
I do adore my little town of Squinch Hollow!
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
Sunday is ladies night.
I do adore my little town of Squinch Hollow!
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
October 5, 2025 at 7:29 PM
My favorite place here in Squinch Hollow is the church slash bowlarma. It’s run by Rabbi Theodosia Hornbeam. She also runs the shoe rental and does a cleansing of the soles after each return.
Sunday is ladies night.
I do adore my little town of Squinch Hollow!
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
Sunday is ladies night.
I do adore my little town of Squinch Hollow!
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
I’ll be one hundred twenty one on my next birthday. I don’t look a day over 90.
Moisturize moisturize moisturize. Just like it says in the Bible.
Commandment 36.
THOUGH SHALT MOISTURIZE DAILY-TWICE IF THOUGH DOST SUNBATHE
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
Moisturize moisturize moisturize. Just like it says in the Bible.
Commandment 36.
THOUGH SHALT MOISTURIZE DAILY-TWICE IF THOUGH DOST SUNBATHE
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
October 5, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I’ll be one hundred twenty one on my next birthday. I don’t look a day over 90.
Moisturize moisturize moisturize. Just like it says in the Bible.
Commandment 36.
THOUGH SHALT MOISTURIZE DAILY-TWICE IF THOUGH DOST SUNBATHE
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
Moisturize moisturize moisturize. Just like it says in the Bible.
Commandment 36.
THOUGH SHALT MOISTURIZE DAILY-TWICE IF THOUGH DOST SUNBATHE
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
my son Barry now has a taste for human flesh, he’s been eating his fingers
I had my Barry after I had an illicit affair with an alien spaceman named Grop
two fingers grow back for each finger. He’s starting to look like a starfish
I adore Barry
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
I had my Barry after I had an illicit affair with an alien spaceman named Grop
two fingers grow back for each finger. He’s starting to look like a starfish
I adore Barry
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
October 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
my son Barry now has a taste for human flesh, he’s been eating his fingers
I had my Barry after I had an illicit affair with an alien spaceman named Grop
two fingers grow back for each finger. He’s starting to look like a starfish
I adore Barry
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
I had my Barry after I had an illicit affair with an alien spaceman named Grop
two fingers grow back for each finger. He’s starting to look like a starfish
I adore Barry
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
Just went to my bi monthly visit to my gynecologist,dr Dolores Beaverhausen.
I adore her. No one knows their way around a pelvic floor more than dr Beaverhausen.
Plus she has a touch of the Parkinson’s….
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
I adore her. No one knows their way around a pelvic floor more than dr Beaverhausen.
Plus she has a touch of the Parkinson’s….
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
October 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Just went to my bi monthly visit to my gynecologist,dr Dolores Beaverhausen.
I adore her. No one knows their way around a pelvic floor more than dr Beaverhausen.
Plus she has a touch of the Parkinson’s….
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
I adore her. No one knows their way around a pelvic floor more than dr Beaverhausen.
Plus she has a touch of the Parkinson’s….
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
So many people have been asking how I stay so young. I moisturize, that’s why I only look 90. I’m 121 years old
I use the oil from my 1942 Packard. If you don’t have a lovely car. You can take the oil from the gravel of a parking lot and spread it on your face.
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
I use the oil from my 1942 Packard. If you don’t have a lovely car. You can take the oil from the gravel of a parking lot and spread it on your face.
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
October 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM
So many people have been asking how I stay so young. I moisturize, that’s why I only look 90. I’m 121 years old
I use the oil from my 1942 Packard. If you don’t have a lovely car. You can take the oil from the gravel of a parking lot and spread it on your face.
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick
I use the oil from my 1942 Packard. If you don’t have a lovely car. You can take the oil from the gravel of a parking lot and spread it on your face.
Yours Always,
Mother Boswick