I know Lillian answering the door was to throw us off the scent but it seems very unlikely that an elderly woman who’s at her brother in law’s house for tea would be the person who hearing someone shouting and aggressively hammering on the door toddles off to answer it! #TheArchers

When Paul looked at the X-ray and said ‘is that what I think it is’ I’m afraid I thought the dog had swallowed a vibrator! 🫢 Honi sois qui mal y pense! #TheArchers.

Dear blueskyers, can anyone put me out of my misery and remind me which comedy programme had a running gag of someone suddenly appearing and saying ‘two cheeky jeigermasters’?!

So we’ve had the rampage and now we’re heading for ‘a vigil at the hospital’.

I thought Finlay the crofter sounds just like Mark Bonnar. Just saw the cast list and it is! First #TheTraitors and now this! #TheArchers.

Good mention of the full moon on #TheArchers yesterday. Unfortunately they hadn’t quite done their homework and discovered it would be a ‘blood moon’ lunar eclipse. Should’ve checked with #TheSkyatNight!

So Father Crispin’s got form. Just saw him on Beyond Paradise and he killed his gay partner in a hot tub and when Humphrey wanted to interview him he said he was off for a run so he’d have to try and keep up with him! Toxic masculinity indeed! Hugh Dennis obviously now only plays athletic roles!