Half the party: finding important political information that’s relevant to the lore
The other half of the party: “hey I’ll give you 50 bucks if you corner that guy and t pose on him”
The other half of the party: “hey I’ll give you 50 bucks if you corner that guy and t pose on him”
January 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Half the party: finding important political information that’s relevant to the lore
The other half of the party: “hey I’ll give you 50 bucks if you corner that guy and t pose on him”
The other half of the party: “hey I’ll give you 50 bucks if you corner that guy and t pose on him”
I’m about to make myself a little espresso martini, eat a ridiculous amount of Chinese food, play dnd and forget about everything else for a little bit.
January 12, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I’m about to make myself a little espresso martini, eat a ridiculous amount of Chinese food, play dnd and forget about everything else for a little bit.
What’s that poor man’s poison song? Hey, you, feed the machine?
Breaking News: The EPA will stop considering lives saved when setting pollution limits and instead calculate only the cost to businesses.
E.P.A. to Stop Considering Lives Saved by Limiting Air Pollution
In a reversal, the agency plans to calculate only the cost to industry when setting pollution limits, and not the monetary value of saving human lives, documents show.
nyti.ms
January 12, 2026 at 9:54 PM
What’s that poor man’s poison song? Hey, you, feed the machine?
I’m seeing people talking shit on Indy for winning an award. Think about that. Think about being mean to a dog for winning an award.
January 12, 2026 at 2:55 PM
I’m seeing people talking shit on Indy for winning an award. Think about that. Think about being mean to a dog for winning an award.
Am I saying I could be an Olympian? No I would never. But of all the sports I think I could have a solid shot at luging.
January 11, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Am I saying I could be an Olympian? No I would never. But of all the sports I think I could have a solid shot at luging.
You mess with me, you mess with my two cats, three families of squirrels, owl, fox, raccoon, and two separate murders of crows.
It’s a full house here on maple street.
It’s a full house here on maple street.
January 11, 2026 at 4:36 PM
You mess with me, you mess with my two cats, three families of squirrels, owl, fox, raccoon, and two separate murders of crows.
It’s a full house here on maple street.
It’s a full house here on maple street.
Spell worked but it missed. Damn sorry but lowkey you also deserved it.
January 10, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Spell worked but it missed. Damn sorry but lowkey you also deserved it.
Oh boy the alani cherry bomb is so good please make it a permanent flavor I could head the revolution off one of these
January 10, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Oh boy the alani cherry bomb is so good please make it a permanent flavor I could head the revolution off one of these
The day I need AI to summarize an email for me is gonna be the coldest dah in hell.
January 10, 2026 at 2:11 PM
The day I need AI to summarize an email for me is gonna be the coldest dah in hell.
I keep my diploma at work, and I just had to pull it out and tap on the part that reads “bachelor’s in criminal justice” during a conversation.
January 9, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I keep my diploma at work, and I just had to pull it out and tap on the part that reads “bachelor’s in criminal justice” during a conversation.
A working knowledge of established precedent is really important in times like these!
Tennessee v Gardener (1985)
Barnes v Felix (2025)
Cordova v Aragon (2009)
Plus SEVERAL more.
Tennessee v Gardener (1985)
Barnes v Felix (2025)
Cordova v Aragon (2009)
Plus SEVERAL more.
January 9, 2026 at 12:59 PM
A working knowledge of established precedent is really important in times like these!
Tennessee v Gardener (1985)
Barnes v Felix (2025)
Cordova v Aragon (2009)
Plus SEVERAL more.
Tennessee v Gardener (1985)
Barnes v Felix (2025)
Cordova v Aragon (2009)
Plus SEVERAL more.
Just used my masters degree to physically draw out and show why someone’s idea was fucking dumb so stay in school
January 8, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Just used my masters degree to physically draw out and show why someone’s idea was fucking dumb so stay in school
My familiars glow. The time for magicks is here.
January 8, 2026 at 5:34 PM
My familiars glow. The time for magicks is here.
Where’s that one mean girls meme “so you agree? You think it’s horrible to watch and no one should get shot?”
man, did the viziers in the WH not actually show him the actual video?
January 8, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Where’s that one mean girls meme “so you agree? You think it’s horrible to watch and no one should get shot?”
Stop being so fucking obsessed with celebrities. Stop trying to find their families, find their letterboxd, figure out their sexualities ESPECIALLY when they have expressed discomfort with it. They are not your friends and they never will be.
January 8, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Stop being so fucking obsessed with celebrities. Stop trying to find their families, find their letterboxd, figure out their sexualities ESPECIALLY when they have expressed discomfort with it. They are not your friends and they never will be.
It doesn’t matter if it could happen to you. If it could happen to anyone you should be angry.
what this should make clear to everyone in this country is that it does not matter who you are, there's no "it could never happen to me"
you can be a white woman who drives around with stuffed animals in her car, and they will still kill you in cold blood and call you a domestic terrorist
you can be a white woman who drives around with stuffed animals in her car, and they will still kill you in cold blood and call you a domestic terrorist
The murdered woman's glove compartment is filled with stuffed animals.
January 7, 2026 at 10:47 PM
It doesn’t matter if it could happen to you. If it could happen to anyone you should be angry.
There isn’t much I can do practically right now but you better BELIEVE I am telling the river spirits (historically vengeful) and doing some other shenanigans. And like calling Chuck and Joni.
January 7, 2026 at 7:59 PM
There isn’t much I can do practically right now but you better BELIEVE I am telling the river spirits (historically vengeful) and doing some other shenanigans. And like calling Chuck and Joni.
Kidnapping, murder, unjustifiable hostility and violence. Where is the line for you fucking people? Really and honestly I want you to tell me where the line in the sand is.
January 7, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Kidnapping, murder, unjustifiable hostility and violence. Where is the line for you fucking people? Really and honestly I want you to tell me where the line in the sand is.
Nothing makes me feel more productive than an iced cold brew and a quarter zip with the sleeves rolled up
January 7, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Nothing makes me feel more productive than an iced cold brew and a quarter zip with the sleeves rolled up
Just saw a trailer for a movie called “whistle” and it had flashing lights so fast I had to close my eyes and I almost got sick. I’m not even photosensitive, but there was no warning at all. What the hell.
January 6, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Just saw a trailer for a movie called “whistle” and it had flashing lights so fast I had to close my eyes and I almost got sick. I’m not even photosensitive, but there was no warning at all. What the hell.
Wally is looking to see where he asked for your opinion.
January 6, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Wally is looking to see where he asked for your opinion.
I’m begging people to learn to recognize ragebait and engagement bait and STOP INTERACTING WITH IT.
January 6, 2026 at 2:46 PM
I’m begging people to learn to recognize ragebait and engagement bait and STOP INTERACTING WITH IT.
Yall I’m gonna have to get my juice pouch early today I’m already mad.
January 6, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Yall I’m gonna have to get my juice pouch early today I’m already mad.
I’m dying my hair yellow on Jan 21 so if anyone needs a nice photo of me with normal hair please schedule that now
January 5, 2026 at 7:45 PM
I’m dying my hair yellow on Jan 21 so if anyone needs a nice photo of me with normal hair please schedule that now