Morty 🔜 VF, FWA
@mortova.bsky.social
Mid 30’s Chicagoan - Husband zeeb is @streetfur.bsky.social - AD account available upon request
We were the couple that requested “Fuck Her Gently” by Tenacious for Valentine’s Day.
Our backup songs were “You Can Be as Loud as the Hell You Want” and “Chelsea Dagger” with a sincere apology in the comment space.
Our backup songs were “You Can Be as Loud as the Hell You Want” and “Chelsea Dagger” with a sincere apology in the comment space.
Walking into howl at the moon for Valentine's piano bar, reach for my id bouncer at the door just says 'na man, you good'
Right in these old bones.
Right in these old bones.
February 15, 2026 at 3:34 PM
We were the couple that requested “Fuck Her Gently” by Tenacious for Valentine’s Day.
Our backup songs were “You Can Be as Loud as the Hell You Want” and “Chelsea Dagger” with a sincere apology in the comment space.
Our backup songs were “You Can Be as Loud as the Hell You Want” and “Chelsea Dagger” with a sincere apology in the comment space.
Ramen at High Five always leaves me stomach deep in a food coma. Half spice felt more like full spice today, went with the shoyu instead of the usual tonkotsu. Stuffing our faces with mochi before rolling us to the train home.
February 13, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Ramen at High Five always leaves me stomach deep in a food coma. Half spice felt more like full spice today, went with the shoyu instead of the usual tonkotsu. Stuffing our faces with mochi before rolling us to the train home.
Flights booked for FWA and even snagged 1st class on one of the flights.
February 13, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Flights booked for FWA and even snagged 1st class on one of the flights.
I must’ve rolled over and slept on my chest for 5min at some point because my back woke up very angry at me.
February 12, 2026 at 3:38 PM
I must’ve rolled over and slept on my chest for 5min at some point because my back woke up very angry at me.
How intimidating do you find me on a scale of 0 to the most intimidating person ever? No numbers allowed, be creative with your comparisons. I will be judging!
February 11, 2026 at 4:55 PM
How intimidating do you find me on a scale of 0 to the most intimidating person ever? No numbers allowed, be creative with your comparisons. I will be judging!
It took me 17min to replace my license at the DMV. What am I going to do with the other 43min I allotted to this task today!?
Also the new photo doesn’t make me look like I’d be stuck in my hometown forever and eventually OD because of some extreme depression, so that’s a win.
Also the new photo doesn’t make me look like I’d be stuck in my hometown forever and eventually OD because of some extreme depression, so that’s a win.
February 10, 2026 at 10:05 PM
It took me 17min to replace my license at the DMV. What am I going to do with the other 43min I allotted to this task today!?
Also the new photo doesn’t make me look like I’d be stuck in my hometown forever and eventually OD because of some extreme depression, so that’s a win.
Also the new photo doesn’t make me look like I’d be stuck in my hometown forever and eventually OD because of some extreme depression, so that’s a win.
The cat licked my eyeball at 5:30 in the morning and then curled up in my armpit like it was NOTHING. She’s a menace I tell you!
February 6, 2026 at 2:50 PM
The cat licked my eyeball at 5:30 in the morning and then curled up in my armpit like it was NOTHING. She’s a menace I tell you!
Not feeling sharp. Late night hockey, early train in the office. I hope the morning coffee hits hard
February 3, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Not feeling sharp. Late night hockey, early train in the office. I hope the morning coffee hits hard
Bidet installed last night, warm seat this morning!
2026 is going to be the year of booty appreciation with more squats and glutes work, better skin care, more ass eating, and a bidet.
February 2, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Bidet installed last night, warm seat this morning!
Back in Miami, enjoying one last cup of coffee on ship before concluding this cruise. Going to use this as a thread for pictures once we’re settled at the airport.
January 26, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Back in Miami, enjoying one last cup of coffee on ship before concluding this cruise. Going to use this as a thread for pictures once we’re settled at the airport.
I’ve kept up with working out while on vacation, just a few more days!
January 23, 2026 at 3:13 AM
I’ve kept up with working out while on vacation, just a few more days!
Pup pool-side for some sun
January 18, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Pup pool-side for some sun
On vacation, bitches. We’re going somewhere warm!
January 14, 2026 at 9:18 PM
On vacation, bitches. We’re going somewhere warm!
All the new petsuit pics I took were a little too cock focused >.>
January 13, 2026 at 8:39 PM
All the new petsuit pics I took were a little too cock focused >.>
Flights booked for Vancoufur in March. The red-eye return trip is gonna suck but there were only 2 direct flights back D:
January 4, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Flights booked for Vancoufur in March. The red-eye return trip is gonna suck but there were only 2 direct flights back D:
2026 is going to be the year of booty appreciation with more squats and glutes work, better skin care, more ass eating, and a bidet.
January 4, 2026 at 10:01 PM
2026 is going to be the year of booty appreciation with more squats and glutes work, better skin care, more ass eating, and a bidet.
Driving through Silent Hill levels of fog on the way back from visiting family for the holiday
December 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Driving through Silent Hill levels of fog on the way back from visiting family for the holiday
I went in to the office and it’s already closed for the holidays. I was looking forward to having the gym mostly to myself D:
December 23, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I went in to the office and it’s already closed for the holidays. I was looking forward to having the gym mostly to myself D:
New headphones conveniently still fit while I’m pupped up and working from home. Not sure if I should keep my ears pointed up or not, at least I’m getting more work done this way, right?
December 22, 2025 at 4:48 PM
New headphones conveniently still fit while I’m pupped up and working from home. Not sure if I should keep my ears pointed up or not, at least I’m getting more work done this way, right?
Finished a BG3 play through as Dark Urge and maybe I should’ve played it with any other background first…
December 21, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Finished a BG3 play through as Dark Urge and maybe I should’ve played it with any other background first…
I’m a grown ass short man working a 9-5 and my best in-the-zone music is… k-pop. I’m not taking questions.
December 16, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I’m a grown ass short man working a 9-5 and my best in-the-zone music is… k-pop. I’m not taking questions.
I’m “great” at naming things
December 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I’m “great” at naming things
Turning the fireplace on because I don’t want to wear pants.
December 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Turning the fireplace on because I don’t want to wear pants.
My work’s got a new Sr FE dev listing if anyone is lookin’ or knows someone that is. I am not mentally prepared for the spam this could create so at least pretend to be a human for me if you reach out >.>
December 12, 2025 at 2:09 AM
My work’s got a new Sr FE dev listing if anyone is lookin’ or knows someone that is. I am not mentally prepared for the spam this could create so at least pretend to be a human for me if you reach out >.>