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Morgan³
@morgan03.bsky.social
Same guy from that other place. I chase around a Norwegian Elkhound (Loki). Also enjoy skiing, cycling, live music and good food. Formerly sold securities at JPMorgan and Goldman Sachs.

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Just a reminder that my words here are considered trade secrets and confidential. They may not be copied, shared or even read by anyone. Thx
What’s it called when you get in the back of an Uber and the previous passenger (or driver) farted? Asking for a friend. $UBER
November 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Coworker rode up Haleakala in under 3 hours this week. He’s a beast (younger too). I did it last year in under 5 hours (into Hurricane Hone). One of my proudest moments tbqh 🌋
November 7, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Sam Altman should pay for Trump's ballroom, thus guaranteeing a government backstop for OpenAI
November 7, 2025 at 3:03 AM
it turns out all those bumperstickers and #hastags actually work #Elections #HeWon
November 5, 2025 at 3:40 AM
“If 1 million New Yorkers move to Miami after Mamdani is elected, it will raise the average IQ of both cities”

Nearly a million New Yorkers ready to flee NYC if far-left socialist Mamdani becomes mayor, poll finds.
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
TBQH all sports are kind of a let down after games 6 & 7.....
November 4, 2025 at 4:21 AM
the only thing remotely close to a Dodger victory is a Cowboy loss. #blessed
November 4, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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November 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Markets finish a fraction off all time highs as a Dodger repeat World Series win lifts investor sentiment and earnings outlook for the next year.
November 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
There are 9 pillows on my bed, of which I am allowed to use 2-4. There is also now a new rug in my living room that looks nice, but i’m not allowed to walk on it, nor is Loki. I don’t remember signing up for this.
November 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
My voice is gone h/t World Series.
November 2, 2025 at 3:29 PM
This game might kill me.
November 2, 2025 at 4:13 AM
OMG Miguel Van Cleef Rojas 🐐
November 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
The Dodgers should've started Will Klein.
November 2, 2025 at 1:48 AM
quick reminder to my enemies and those cheering against the Los Angeles Dodgers, make sure to set your clocks forward one hour tonight. Remember to Fall Forward!
November 2, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Now LFG Dodgers!
November 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Of course I want the Dodgers to win it all, but if it doesn't happen, there's no other team I'd like to see do it than the BlueJays (for a lot of reasons).
November 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
How lucky are we all to be watching great baseball in November!
November 2, 2025 at 12:00 AM
A few people around here (and over there) seem to be confused about ABS and private credit.

ABS ≠ private credit but it’s fun to confuse the two for the LOLZ
November 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Sports.
November 1, 2025 at 8:11 PM
We play baseball in November. LFG Dodgers. #neverindoubt #underdogs
November 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Let the tick-or-treaters dressed as a Dodger (or if a parent or guardian is wearing a Dodger hat) take two, full-size candy bars tonight #Karma #underdogs #worldseries
November 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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November 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I really hope we have another baseball game tomorrow night…..
November 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
There are actually people where I work whose desks have zero personal items on them. Nothing, just a phone and computer. These people really scare me.
October 31, 2025 at 3:32 PM