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Morgan³
@morgan03.bsky.social
Same guy from that other place. I chase around a Norwegian Elkhound (Loki). Also enjoy skiing, cycling, live music and good food. Formerly sold securities at JPMorgan and Goldman Sachs.

human rating ★★☆☆☆
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Just a reminder that my words here are considered trade secrets and confidential. They may not be copied, shared or even read by anyone. Thx
Have the place all to myself #blessed #backcountryskiing
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January 25, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Never gets old.
January 24, 2026 at 8:33 PM
OH: oh look they’re cleaning off the plane before we take off! (We’re getting de-iced) #$DAL
January 24, 2026 at 5:05 PM
My shorts have only worked two days this year (not that they really ever work consistently); Jan 14 and the day before Davos kicked off. Thank you for your lack of attention to this matter.
January 23, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Can we start a GoFundMe for JPMorgan’s defense fund? Jamie blew all the cash on his new building.
JUST IN: President Trump sues JPMorgan Chase and CEO Jamie Dimon for $5 billion, accusing the bank of improperly closing his accounts for political reasons
Trump sues JPMorgan Chase and CEO Jamie Dimon for $5 billion over alleged 'debanking'
Dimon, one of the most prominent leaders on Wall Street, has at times been critical of Trump.
nbcnews.to
January 23, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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Messages from global leaders
January 20, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Excuse me but I just want to do my business and get on with my day. Is all of this necessary? 🚽
January 19, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Full disclosure: I enjoy a fridge cigarette from time to time #$KO
January 19, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Diet Coke and Fox News have hollowed out the brains and souls of too many people.
January 19, 2026 at 6:39 PM
For laughs I skimmed Fôx nėWs twitters and their website. Unsurprisingly there are no headlines about anything keeping me up at night (and limiting my social media intake). Nothing on Greenland or NATO, Venezuela, or UKR, just how everything is still Biden’s fault and the poor persecuted ICE agents
January 19, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Udderly miraculous. How cud Veronika do this 🧹 🐮
A pet cow named Veronika can scratch her back with a broom, the first scientifically documented case of tool use in cows.

“Perhaps the absurd thing was not the absurdity of a cow using tools," one researcher said, "but the absurdity of us never thinking that a cow might be intelligent.”
Cows Use Tools, Too, New Study Finds
A pet cow named Veronika can scratch her own back with a broom — the first scientifically documented case of tool use in cows, researchers say.
nyti.ms
January 19, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Two months after winning a
second consecutive World Series championship, the Dodgers have fired another destructively defiant shot across the bow of a battered baseball landscape, shredding losers and infuriating fans and raising an historically holy amount of hell. - BILL PLASCHKE @latimes.com
January 17, 2026 at 3:32 AM
Only three certainties are death, taxes, and new highs in Japanese banks”
January 16, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Pray for Morgan and pray for snow $MTN (no position)
January 15, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Flying sucks and I don’t remember if it ever didn’t. That is all.
January 13, 2026 at 2:57 AM
The Talking Toes
Slightly diminish a band

The E minor Street Band
slightly diminish a band

Linkin Playground
January 11, 2026 at 12:03 AM
not too many legal scholars or obscenity fans among my followers.....
January 9, 2026 at 5:05 AM
I shall not today attempt further to define what I understand to be embraced within that shorthand description—“AI-generated tweets”; and perhaps I never will be able to sublimate their essence into a more meaningful verbal formula. But I know one when I see it….. #IYKYK
January 9, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Can you even imagine what would’ve happened had this come from Obama or Biden?

TRUMP: ……. I WILL NOT PERMIT DIVIDENDS OR STOCK BUYBACKS FOR DEFENSE COMPANIES UNTIL SUCH TIME AS THESE PROBLEMS ARE RECTIFIED
January 7, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Any recommendations for 1-2 days in Hamburg? I’m a watch and pen nerd so I’m interested in the Mountblanc factory tour - anyone been before? TIA
January 5, 2026 at 5:02 AM
Back at it. Sisyphus style
January 5, 2026 at 4:17 AM
LFG 2026
January 4, 2026 at 7:40 PM
A big, heartfelt F.U. to whoever got ahold of my AMEX card number (and PIN) and spent over $1600 at Le Labo in NYC via Apple Pay last week.
January 3, 2026 at 10:28 PM
What an embarrassment
January 3, 2026 at 4:57 PM