Gabriel
@morecoffeeplz.bsky.social
AI Research scientist. Former OpenAI, Apple infosec. “Professor” at John’s Hopkins SAIS Alperovitch Institute. Great deceiver of hike length and difficulty.
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
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2026 DBIR sneak peek:
“Water plays an increasingly significant role in [ransomware] attacks. In 2024, 100% of recorded ransomware events were attributed to threat actors that drink water”
“Water plays an increasingly significant role in [ransomware] attacks. In 2024, 100% of recorded ransomware events were attributed to threat actors that drink water”
November 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
2026 DBIR sneak peek:
“Water plays an increasingly significant role in [ransomware] attacks. In 2024, 100% of recorded ransomware events were attributed to threat actors that drink water”
“Water plays an increasingly significant role in [ransomware] attacks. In 2024, 100% of recorded ransomware events were attributed to threat actors that drink water”
Our presentation from LabsCon25 for those who missed it - LLM Enabled Malware In The Wild.
www.sentinelone.com/labs/labscon...
www.sentinelone.com/labs/labscon...
LABScon25 Replay | LLM-Enabled Malware In the Wild
Learn how to detect malware that generates code at runtime. SentinelLABS reveals hunting techniques and how to uncover novel AI-enabled threats.
www.sentinelone.com
November 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Our presentation from LabsCon25 for those who missed it - LLM Enabled Malware In The Wild.
www.sentinelone.com/labs/labscon...
www.sentinelone.com/labs/labscon...
I miss when the internet was fun.
October 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I miss when the internet was fun.
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What if we did a single run and declared victory
October 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
What if we did a single run and declared victory
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"Sunset Dunes is a testament to what happens when San Francisco thinks big and invests in public spaces. [...] And it reminds us that we shouldn’t let fear of change keep us from imagining something better for our neighborhoods." www.sfchronicle.com/opinion/open...
We’re small business owners in the Sunset. Reopening the Great Highway is the last thing we need
OPINION: Some candidates hoping to replace Supervisor Joel Engardio are pledging to reopen the Great Highway and close Sunset Dunes park. That’s a mistake, Britt-Marie Alm and Poppy Gilman write.
www.sfchronicle.com
October 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
"Sunset Dunes is a testament to what happens when San Francisco thinks big and invests in public spaces. [...] And it reminds us that we shouldn’t let fear of change keep us from imagining something better for our neighborhoods." www.sfchronicle.com/opinion/open...
The only people I know that refer to ChatGPT as “Chat” are those in romantic relationships with it.
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October 16, 2025 at 5:19 PM
The only people I know that refer to ChatGPT as “Chat” are those in romantic relationships with it.
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"I don't have anything to hide why should I care about privacy?"
The politician in South Carolina who has introduced a bill redefining contraception as abortion also wants people who share websites to be charged with aiding and abetting homicide.
October 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
"I don't have anything to hide why should I care about privacy?"
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Normal person: I asked AI and it told me--
Every AI researcher:
Every AI researcher:
October 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Normal person: I asked AI and it told me--
Every AI researcher:
Every AI researcher:
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“What if you could fuck the singularity?” is the apotheosis of technofuturism (2025)
October 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
“What if you could fuck the singularity?” is the apotheosis of technofuturism (2025)
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BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:
October 11, 2025 at 2:10 AM
BREAKING: Friday night massacre underway at CDC. Doznes of "disease detectives," high-level scientists, entire Washington staff and editors of the MMWR (Morbidity and Mortality Weekly Report) have all been RIFed and received the following notice:
Some research from my team!
🔎 Attackers are embedding LLMs directly into malware, creating code that can generate malicious logic at runtime rather than embedded in code.
🔥New @sentinellabs.bsky.social research by @alex.leetnoob.com, @vkamluk.bsky.social, and Gabriel Bernadett-Shapiro at #LABScon 2025. 🔥 s1.ai/llm-mw
🔥New @sentinellabs.bsky.social research by @alex.leetnoob.com, @vkamluk.bsky.social, and Gabriel Bernadett-Shapiro at #LABScon 2025. 🔥 s1.ai/llm-mw
October 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Some research from my team!
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james comey (2025)
September 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
james comey (2025)
Not the BPO report we need, but definitely the one we deserve.
We are releasing details on BRICKSTORM malware activity, a China-based threat hitting US tech to potentially target downstream customers and hunt for data on vulnerabilities in products. This actor is stealthy, and we've provided a tool to hunt for them. cloud.google.com/blog/topics/...
Another BRICKSTORM: Stealthy Backdoor Enabling Espionage into Tech and Legal Sectors | Google Cloud Blog
BRICKSTORM is a stealthy backdoor used by suspected China-nexus actors for long-term espionage.
cloud.google.com
September 24, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Not the BPO report we need, but definitely the one we deserve.
Back from a very special #Labscon25.
Got to present research on LLM-enabled malware co-authored by @alex.leetnoob.com and @vkamluk.bsky.social.
If you want the full report check out the blog: www.sentinelone.com/labs/prompts...
Got to present research on LLM-enabled malware co-authored by @alex.leetnoob.com and @vkamluk.bsky.social.
If you want the full report check out the blog: www.sentinelone.com/labs/prompts...
Prompts as Code & Embedded Keys | The Hunt for LLM-Enabled Malware
LLM-enabled malware poses new challenges for detection. SentinelLABS presents groundbreaking research on how to hunt for this new class of threats.
www.sentinelone.com
September 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Back from a very special #Labscon25.
Got to present research on LLM-enabled malware co-authored by @alex.leetnoob.com and @vkamluk.bsky.social.
If you want the full report check out the blog: www.sentinelone.com/labs/prompts...
Got to present research on LLM-enabled malware co-authored by @alex.leetnoob.com and @vkamluk.bsky.social.
If you want the full report check out the blog: www.sentinelone.com/labs/prompts...
At #LabsCon25 watching Jim Walter covering the tiers of hactivism and why they matter!
September 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
At #LabsCon25 watching Jim Walter covering the tiers of hactivism and why they matter!
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🔥🔥 Fresh research drop live from #labscon Arizona. @alex.leetnoob.com and @morecoffeeplz.bsky.social with @vkamluk.bsky.social
The Hunt for LLM-enabled malware #ai #cyber #threatintel
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The Hunt for LLM-enabled malware #ai #cyber #threatintel
s1.ai/llm-mw
Prompts as Code & Embedded Keys | The Hunt for LLM-Enabled Malware
LLM-enabled malware poses new challenges for detection. SentinelLABS presents groundbreaking research on how to hunt for this new class of threats.
s1.ai
September 19, 2025 at 5:07 PM
🔥🔥 Fresh research drop live from #labscon Arizona. @alex.leetnoob.com and @morecoffeeplz.bsky.social with @vkamluk.bsky.social
The Hunt for LLM-enabled malware #ai #cyber #threatintel
s1.ai/llm-mw
The Hunt for LLM-enabled malware #ai #cyber #threatintel
s1.ai/llm-mw
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September 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
September 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Well I’ll be posting about #LABScon25 all day today.
At least for the On the Record talks!
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At least for the On the Record talks!
events.sentinelone.com/event/LABSco...
LABScon 2025
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September 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Well I’ll be posting about #LABScon25 all day today.
At least for the On the Record talks!
events.sentinelone.com/event/LABSco...
At least for the On the Record talks!
events.sentinelone.com/event/LABSco...
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12/ Finally & unfortunately: as of right now I am pretty confident that no publicly available / commercially developed third party tool can reliably detect Paragon spyware.
Beware a false sense of security.
Beware a false sense of security.
September 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
12/ Finally & unfortunately: as of right now I am pretty confident that no publicly available / commercially developed third party tool can reliably detect Paragon spyware.
Beware a false sense of security.
Beware a false sense of security.
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The only movies even close to Fast & Furious franchise in levels of plot absurdity is Paw Patrol.
Movie 1 is pups saving the mayors chicken out of a tree
Movie 3 they have an aircraft carrier
Movie 1 is pups saving the mayors chicken out of a tree
Movie 3 they have an aircraft carrier
July 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The only movies even close to Fast & Furious franchise in levels of plot absurdity is Paw Patrol.
Movie 1 is pups saving the mayors chicken out of a tree
Movie 3 they have an aircraft carrier
Movie 1 is pups saving the mayors chicken out of a tree
Movie 3 they have an aircraft carrier
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Bsky needs more stuff like this
August 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Bsky needs more stuff like this
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new NPR podcast alert -- sources & methods will look at national security news & why it matters. hosted by the incomparable mary louise kelly. check it out each thursday.
August 25, 2025 at 6:45 PM
new NPR podcast alert -- sources & methods will look at national security news & why it matters. hosted by the incomparable mary louise kelly. check it out each thursday.
Air conditioning
So in magical fiction/folklore, Iron/Cold Iron is supposed to be particularly dangerous to magical creatures because it’s meant to represent civilization/mankind etc
So, if you update it to today, what is the funniest thing fae/demons/etc would be allergic to?
So, if you update it to today, what is the funniest thing fae/demons/etc would be allergic to?
August 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Air conditioning