Moose
@mooseamillion.bsky.social
Holy shit am I getting called up?
November 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Holy shit am I getting called up?
Today is my last day of work for 3 months. You read that right after today I'll be paid for 3 months to sit at home managing my fantasy teams and watching tv! Hashtag blessed.
October 30, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Today is my last day of work for 3 months. You read that right after today I'll be paid for 3 months to sit at home managing my fantasy teams and watching tv! Hashtag blessed.
Got this notification standing in line at the Wawa and was so happy I done bought the homeless man a 40 to celebrate.
October 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Got this notification standing in line at the Wawa and was so happy I done bought the homeless man a 40 to celebrate.
Nothing gets the blood pumping like changing somebody's flat on the side of the road with tractor trailers blowing by you! About lost my hat.
October 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Nothing gets the blood pumping like changing somebody's flat on the side of the road with tractor trailers blowing by you! About lost my hat.
Me after Taco Bell.
October 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Me after Taco Bell.
Taylor Swift has a song about Travis Kelce's wiener? Big deal Blink 182 has all the small things about mine and that songs been around forever.
October 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Taylor Swift has a song about Travis Kelce's wiener? Big deal Blink 182 has all the small things about mine and that songs been around forever.
Since the government is shut down that means I don't have to have any taxes come out of paychecks right? Asking for me who has his bonus hit next week
October 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Since the government is shut down that means I don't have to have any taxes come out of paychecks right? Asking for me who has his bonus hit next week
"I can make deals with the devil because my dicks bigger?" Taylor Swift I wasn't familiar with your game!
October 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
"I can make deals with the devil because my dicks bigger?" Taylor Swift I wasn't familiar with your game!
Your 2025-26 Teddy Moosevelt's. Giving the L to Kopitar for one last run! He's lead the Moosevelt's to 3 championship runs so decide to keep him and enjoy this last ride together and giving the D for dawgs to the dawgs that will help him! (Kochetkov and Brady Tkachuk)
October 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Your 2025-26 Teddy Moosevelt's. Giving the L to Kopitar for one last run! He's lead the Moosevelt's to 3 championship runs so decide to keep him and enjoy this last ride together and giving the D for dawgs to the dawgs that will help him! (Kochetkov and Brady Tkachuk)
Happy Gilmore caddy is performing the Super Bowl? That's wild good for him!
September 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Happy Gilmore caddy is performing the Super Bowl? That's wild good for him!
This weekend is the last weekend of the movie theater that 20 bucks could get you a 2 tickets, large popcorn, and 2 large drinks and it's a sad weekend here.
September 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
This weekend is the last weekend of the movie theater that 20 bucks could get you a 2 tickets, large popcorn, and 2 large drinks and it's a sad weekend here.
Can't decide which comment is my favorite the one calling me a pussy or the one who doesn't know I called Staal Cap because he's literally the Captain. Either way it's always the accounts hiding their face talking the most shit. Can't argue with idiots baby!
September 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Can't decide which comment is my favorite the one calling me a pussy or the one who doesn't know I called Staal Cap because he's literally the Captain. Either way it's always the accounts hiding their face talking the most shit. Can't argue with idiots baby!
Got Jordan Martinook to announce the draft order of the Marty Animals fantasy league. Once again looking like I'm going to win best commish of the year over Gary.
September 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Got Jordan Martinook to announce the draft order of the Marty Animals fantasy league. Once again looking like I'm going to win best commish of the year over Gary.
This guy turned 5 today! This hurts my heart
September 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
This guy turned 5 today! This hurts my heart
I was recognized by my Cowboy XL tattoo today at the ripleys aquarium down here in myrtle beach. I'm kind of a big deal
September 13, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I was recognized by my Cowboy XL tattoo today at the ripleys aquarium down here in myrtle beach. I'm kind of a big deal
Deals done. Welcome to the Ostriches Sam LaPorta! Don't let me down bitch.
September 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Deals done. Welcome to the Ostriches Sam LaPorta! Don't let me down bitch.
Update we actually have a deal in place but now it's radio silence. Damn youths
Been a busy day. I've been working on a trade that'll send the Fighting ostriches Sam LaPorta since lunchtime with my nephew. Dynasty trading is so fun because you gotta think long term! That is all have a good night you mother fathers!
September 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Update we actually have a deal in place but now it's radio silence. Damn youths
Been a busy day. I've been working on a trade that'll send the Fighting ostriches Sam LaPorta since lunchtime with my nephew. Dynasty trading is so fun because you gotta think long term! That is all have a good night you mother fathers!
September 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Been a busy day. I've been working on a trade that'll send the Fighting ostriches Sam LaPorta since lunchtime with my nephew. Dynasty trading is so fun because you gotta think long term! That is all have a good night you mother fathers!
I need help! I gotta start 2 Debo Samuel, Terry McLaurin, and Jaylen Warren?
September 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I need help! I gotta start 2 Debo Samuel, Terry McLaurin, and Jaylen Warren?
I send @chelles116.bsky.social one instagram reel of silver springs by Fleetwood Mac and every other reel is now that song! If it wasn't such a banger and she wasn't such a badass (Stevie nicks not Chelly) I would be upset.
September 5, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I send @chelles116.bsky.social one instagram reel of silver springs by Fleetwood Mac and every other reel is now that song! If it wasn't such a banger and she wasn't such a badass (Stevie nicks not Chelly) I would be upset.
Picking Lincoln up from preschool with my way by Limp Bizkit blasting so these hot moms know who the cool dad is
September 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Picking Lincoln up from preschool with my way by Limp Bizkit blasting so these hot moms know who the cool dad is
In the past 2 weeks Lo started 4th grade and we went to see our last Mudcats game, Lincoln started his last year of preschool yesterday and today Lenny started preschool! Been a pretty busy couple weeks thank God I have a job where I work once a week.
September 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
In the past 2 weeks Lo started 4th grade and we went to see our last Mudcats game, Lincoln started his last year of preschool yesterday and today Lenny started preschool! Been a pretty busy couple weeks thank God I have a job where I work once a week.
I got a Hawlucha today and let me tell you something I've peaked.
August 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I got a Hawlucha today and let me tell you something I've peaked.
After being an HOA President or as I like to call myself the HOA constrictor for 5 year I've sent out my first letter to the neighborhood. It was just to see if anybody wanted to do a neighborhood fantasy football league. I hope I scared the shit out of them
August 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
After being an HOA President or as I like to call myself the HOA constrictor for 5 year I've sent out my first letter to the neighborhood. It was just to see if anybody wanted to do a neighborhood fantasy football league. I hope I scared the shit out of them
You can still poke on Facebook and I'm going to poke everyone
August 22, 2025 at 11:20 PM
You can still poke on Facebook and I'm going to poke everyone