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@mooseamillion.bsky.social
Making Auston Matthews the captain for team USA makes so much sense when you realize our country is known for picking the wrong person to be a leader.
February 10, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Making Auston Matthews the captain for team USA makes so much sense when you realize our country is known for picking the wrong person to be a leader.
Brandon Hagel 🤝 Moose
Finishing in 11 seconds.
Finishing in 11 seconds.
February 2, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Brandon Hagel 🤝 Moose
Finishing in 11 seconds.
Finishing in 11 seconds.
Took my girl to the vet today and found out Millie has cancer. So from here on out she gets burgers for breakfast and lunch and a steak for dinner
January 28, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Took my girl to the vet today and found out Millie has cancer. So from here on out she gets burgers for breakfast and lunch and a steak for dinner
I meant to say my king for this one my bad! Haha
January 17, 2026 at 2:34 PM
I meant to say my king for this one my bad! Haha
Update in the Moose house went to the hospital with Lo Christmas night been there since today around 6 but we're finally home! Lo is doing well!
December 31, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Update in the Moose house went to the hospital with Lo Christmas night been there since today around 6 but we're finally home! Lo is doing well!
Left at 5 yesterday morning met my buddy in Rocky Mount then we drove 3 more hours to go live the suite life and watch the Panthers beat the rams. 10/10 would do again can't wait to take a nap once I drop the baby Moose off at school.
December 1, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Left at 5 yesterday morning met my buddy in Rocky Mount then we drove 3 more hours to go live the suite life and watch the Panthers beat the rams. 10/10 would do again can't wait to take a nap once I drop the baby Moose off at school.
Here's the other tattoos from yesterday.
November 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Here's the other tattoos from yesterday.
If you guessed Justin Williams you're right! None of you did but @mtb1002.bsky.social though.
November 22, 2025 at 3:46 AM
If you guessed Justin Williams you're right! None of you did but @mtb1002.bsky.social though.
Do another tap out session Friday and spoiler alert getting my favorite Canes player tatted on me if you guess it right I'll give you a hi five and a hell yeah brother!
November 18, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Do another tap out session Friday and spoiler alert getting my favorite Canes player tatted on me if you guess it right I'll give you a hi five and a hell yeah brother!
Holy shit am I getting called up?
November 15, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Holy shit am I getting called up?
Today is my last day of work for 3 months. You read that right after today I'll be paid for 3 months to sit at home managing my fantasy teams and watching tv! Hashtag blessed.
October 30, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Today is my last day of work for 3 months. You read that right after today I'll be paid for 3 months to sit at home managing my fantasy teams and watching tv! Hashtag blessed.
Got this notification standing in line at the Wawa and was so happy I done bought the homeless man a 40 to celebrate.
October 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Got this notification standing in line at the Wawa and was so happy I done bought the homeless man a 40 to celebrate.
Nothing gets the blood pumping like changing somebody's flat on the side of the road with tractor trailers blowing by you! About lost my hat.
October 23, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Nothing gets the blood pumping like changing somebody's flat on the side of the road with tractor trailers blowing by you! About lost my hat.
Me after Taco Bell.
October 15, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Me after Taco Bell.
Taylor Swift has a song about Travis Kelce's wiener? Big deal Blink 182 has all the small things about mine and that songs been around forever.
October 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Taylor Swift has a song about Travis Kelce's wiener? Big deal Blink 182 has all the small things about mine and that songs been around forever.
Since the government is shut down that means I don't have to have any taxes come out of paychecks right? Asking for me who has his bonus hit next week
October 3, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Since the government is shut down that means I don't have to have any taxes come out of paychecks right? Asking for me who has his bonus hit next week
"I can make deals with the devil because my dicks bigger?" Taylor Swift I wasn't familiar with your game!
October 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
"I can make deals with the devil because my dicks bigger?" Taylor Swift I wasn't familiar with your game!
Your 2025-26 Teddy Moosevelt's. Giving the L to Kopitar for one last run! He's lead the Moosevelt's to 3 championship runs so decide to keep him and enjoy this last ride together and giving the D for dawgs to the dawgs that will help him! (Kochetkov and Brady Tkachuk)
October 1, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Your 2025-26 Teddy Moosevelt's. Giving the L to Kopitar for one last run! He's lead the Moosevelt's to 3 championship runs so decide to keep him and enjoy this last ride together and giving the D for dawgs to the dawgs that will help him! (Kochetkov and Brady Tkachuk)
Happy Gilmore caddy is performing the Super Bowl? That's wild good for him!
September 29, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Happy Gilmore caddy is performing the Super Bowl? That's wild good for him!
This weekend is the last weekend of the movie theater that 20 bucks could get you a 2 tickets, large popcorn, and 2 large drinks and it's a sad weekend here.
September 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
This weekend is the last weekend of the movie theater that 20 bucks could get you a 2 tickets, large popcorn, and 2 large drinks and it's a sad weekend here.
Can't decide which comment is my favorite the one calling me a pussy or the one who doesn't know I called Staal Cap because he's literally the Captain. Either way it's always the accounts hiding their face talking the most shit. Can't argue with idiots baby!
September 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Can't decide which comment is my favorite the one calling me a pussy or the one who doesn't know I called Staal Cap because he's literally the Captain. Either way it's always the accounts hiding their face talking the most shit. Can't argue with idiots baby!
Got Jordan Martinook to announce the draft order of the Marty Animals fantasy league. Once again looking like I'm going to win best commish of the year over Gary.
September 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Got Jordan Martinook to announce the draft order of the Marty Animals fantasy league. Once again looking like I'm going to win best commish of the year over Gary.
This guy turned 5 today! This hurts my heart
September 15, 2025 at 1:52 AM
This guy turned 5 today! This hurts my heart