SHEPARD.
@moonwards.bsky.social
better to be lost than loved, now, isn't it?
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SHEPARD.
@moonwards.bsky.social
· Oct 17
NICHOLAS SHEPARD.
— an original character.
18+, selective. by august
— an original character.
18+, selective. by august
Reposted by SHEPARD.
— ROOK THORNE.
dragon age: the veilguard.
18+, selective. by august
dragon age: the veilguard.
18+, selective. by august
February 11, 2025 at 4:43 AM
— ROOK THORNE.
dragon age: the veilguard.
18+, selective. by august
dragon age: the veilguard.
18+, selective. by august
— @borealisreina.bsky.social
God, does Nick hate navigating Epcot.
It's a damn good thing he got here over two hours early. Catch a bus to costuming. Try on no less than four sizes of the blues - and Christ, does he look stupid in the blues. Shove your street clothes into a locker.
God, does Nick hate navigating Epcot.
It's a damn good thing he got here over two hours early. Catch a bus to costuming. Try on no less than four sizes of the blues - and Christ, does he look stupid in the blues. Shove your street clothes into a locker.
February 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
— @borealisreina.bsky.social
God, does Nick hate navigating Epcot.
It's a damn good thing he got here over two hours early. Catch a bus to costuming. Try on no less than four sizes of the blues - and Christ, does he look stupid in the blues. Shove your street clothes into a locker.
God, does Nick hate navigating Epcot.
It's a damn good thing he got here over two hours early. Catch a bus to costuming. Try on no less than four sizes of the blues - and Christ, does he look stupid in the blues. Shove your street clothes into a locker.
firmly deciding not to ask why four guests have come up today needing treatment for bite wounds from the Tiki Room
January 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
firmly deciding not to ask why four guests have come up today needing treatment for bite wounds from the Tiki Room
sorry no i'm just fucking with you. continue
( WAILING IN DESPAIR ) MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ALRIGHT. ONE WORD. FIRST LETTER..... M. SECOND LETTER... I.
January 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
sorry no i'm just fucking with you. continue
Just Nick. Uhhh... Your... Majesty.
Shepard, lovely to see you again !!
the in-laws are here pack it up
January 20, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Just Nick. Uhhh... Your... Majesty.
ALRIGHT. ONE WORD. FIRST LETTER..... M. SECOND LETTER... I.
( HOLDING UP ONE FINGER ) MIMIMI! MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIIMIMIIMiMIMMMIMIMI
OKAY, OKAY. SORRY. HOW MANY WORDS, THEN
January 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
ALRIGHT. ONE WORD. FIRST LETTER..... M. SECOND LETTER... I.
the in-laws are here pack it up
January 20, 2025 at 3:12 AM
the in-laws are here pack it up
OKAY, OKAY. SORRY. HOW MANY WORDS, THEN
MMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!! ( FEVERISHLY SHAKING HIS HEAD NO )
( horrified ) YOUR DICK?
January 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
OKAY, OKAY. SORRY. HOW MANY WORDS, THEN
i have reason to believe the muppet was cussing me out
January 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
i have reason to believe the muppet was cussing me out
personal muppet ranking
1) the count (chill but sometimes visits my house at 6 am with an organ and thunderstorm accompaniment)
2) orange tube guy (neutral i don't know what the fuck he's saying)
3) big bird (got real up in my business about my divorce that one time)
1) the count (chill but sometimes visits my house at 6 am with an organ and thunderstorm accompaniment)
2) orange tube guy (neutral i don't know what the fuck he's saying)
3) big bird (got real up in my business about my divorce that one time)
January 20, 2025 at 3:00 AM
personal muppet ranking
1) the count (chill but sometimes visits my house at 6 am with an organ and thunderstorm accompaniment)
2) orange tube guy (neutral i don't know what the fuck he's saying)
3) big bird (got real up in my business about my divorce that one time)
1) the count (chill but sometimes visits my house at 6 am with an organ and thunderstorm accompaniment)
2) orange tube guy (neutral i don't know what the fuck he's saying)
3) big bird (got real up in my business about my divorce that one time)
( horrified ) YOUR DICK?
mimimi meep mi!!!! mi!!! ( frantically pointing at himself. and then making a tube shape with his hand )
okay! okay, great. that's good. i can work with charades. okay, little man, hit me.
January 20, 2025 at 2:58 AM
( horrified ) YOUR DICK?
okay! okay, great. that's good. i can work with charades. okay, little man, hit me.
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( HUGE thumbs up )
how do you feel about charades. just curious
January 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
okay! okay, great. that's good. i can work with charades. okay, little man, hit me.
how do you feel about charades. just curious
mimimeep :( mi. meep. mi mi.
I'M SORRY. OKAY. I'M SORRY. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T START SCREAMING I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME
January 20, 2025 at 2:50 AM
how do you feel about charades. just curious
I'M SORRY. OKAY. I'M SORRY. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T START SCREAMING I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
jesus christ. this again
January 20, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I'M SORRY. OKAY. I'M SORRY. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T START SCREAMING I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME
jesus christ. this again
January 20, 2025 at 2:45 AM
jesus christ. this again
the apartment didn't come with one of those
You could always try a bed.
need to befriend somebody who works on living with the land so they can let me loop on that thing twenty times without unloading. that right there is a prime napping space
October 22, 2024 at 10:16 PM
the apartment didn't come with one of those
need to befriend somebody who works on living with the land so they can let me loop on that thing twenty times without unloading. that right there is a prime napping space
October 22, 2024 at 10:00 PM
need to befriend somebody who works on living with the land so they can let me loop on that thing twenty times without unloading. that right there is a prime napping space
yeah. sure. margarita. ask yourself what jimmy buffett would do in this situation
margarita
quit using the m word
October 21, 2024 at 7:51 PM
yeah. sure. margarita. ask yourself what jimmy buffett would do in this situation
quit using the m word
anyways i’m not ASKING her to marry me i’m just saying when i inevitably DO
yes that’s why i said it? keep up
October 21, 2024 at 7:25 PM
quit using the m word
yes that’s why i said it? keep up
you would know about that wouldn’t you
springing the question too early is the number one way to set yourself up for divorce man
October 21, 2024 at 7:12 PM
yes that’s why i said it? keep up
springing the question too early is the number one way to set yourself up for divorce man
October 21, 2024 at 7:11 PM
springing the question too early is the number one way to set yourself up for divorce man
GETTING BITCHES DOESN'T QUALIFY AS A POLYCULE
have you SEEN how many bitches i have on twitter dot com
in what universe could nod handle a polycule who the fuck are you hiring in your writers room over there
October 21, 2024 at 6:24 PM
GETTING BITCHES DOESN'T QUALIFY AS A POLYCULE
in what universe could nod handle a polycule who the fuck are you hiring in your writers room over there
October 21, 2024 at 6:11 PM
in what universe could nod handle a polycule who the fuck are you hiring in your writers room over there
space jam
oh i’m sorry what movie are you in again ??? what was the name of your feature film ?? funny i cant seem to remember it
if i'm skipping all the parts you're in then you can hardly call it Your movie now can you
October 21, 2024 at 6:04 PM
space jam