If it weren’t for capitalist greed I’d be able to watch HBO’s Westworld right now

me and the boys all growin’ Nosferatru mustaches

bitch don’t make me play The Polyphonic Spree on your ass!! Reach for the Sun would be incomprehensible to your pea brain!!!

Went through my high school yearbooks today and half the signatures were just people I don’t remember saying they love me and the other half were the most vile insults ever written on paper. Feels right.

inventing a time machine to citizen’s arrest the inventor of the martini. truly menacing behavior

The transition from Warm Fall to Actually It’s Just Winter Now, Idiot is so aggressive and jarring. Like I was just having wine on the porch and now I’m scraping my windshield with the wine key (note to self, buy scraper)

That’s right we are live on Blue Sky dot com, I do not recall another website

Tryna reenact the “storm Area-51” movement but it’s just Z Bar on a Saturday night. With 50 people Naruto running in we could get that shit poppin again