I wish I had a brains like an octopus. A little sub-brain in each limb to follow through would save me from so many bungles.

We're in the timeline where an onion writer on a deadline did some monkey paw shit decades ago

Wish I'd have known being in trouble was made up sooner. If I was going to find out anyway, I have mad regrets about not fucking around

it's probably for the best that cats don't have the same genetic pliability that dogs do

the possibilities though

If i new I'd be doing this much finding out either way, I'd have done some fucking around.

My 2025 goals are just a post-it in the kitchen that says "solstice butter"

Thinking about the tornado episode of sliders again

Lol got disappointed this username was taken, but turns out it was me all along so thanks past me.