The Captain
@moocow33.bsky.social
Senior roboticist, anti-racist, yorkie dad, bagel enthusiast, optimistic Knicks fan 🧡💙🧡💙. I did not vote for this shit.
They beat the nets.
January 24, 2026 at 3:57 AM
They beat the nets.
Disappointing Americans every single day
January 22, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Disappointing Americans every single day
Just make it a baker’s dozen at this point, even though the actual number is petty close to zero.
January 21, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Just make it a baker’s dozen at this point, even though the actual number is petty close to zero.
That’s gotta be trolling. No way someone would be that clueless.
January 20, 2026 at 6:17 PM
That’s gotta be trolling. No way someone would be that clueless.
Fingers crossed maybe we’ll get David Bowie back.
January 20, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Fingers crossed maybe we’ll get David Bowie back.
Nothing about the president declaring war on the American people or threatening to suspend midterm elections. I’d call you useless, but that would be an insult to actual useless things. You’re so much worse. You’re actively standing in the way of a tall opposition party. Please resign.
January 16, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Nothing about the president declaring war on the American people or threatening to suspend midterm elections. I’d call you useless, but that would be an insult to actual useless things. You’re so much worse. You’re actively standing in the way of a tall opposition party. Please resign.
As one of your constituents, I’m beyond disappointed in your vote yesterday. Shameful. You’ve lost my support, honestly.
January 15, 2026 at 3:36 PM
As one of your constituents, I’m beyond disappointed in your vote yesterday. Shameful. You’ve lost my support, honestly.
Did you get this verified gem another source, or are you just gonna mouthpiece this lawless administration? You know, because we know you need to get it all verified from all sides, right?
January 15, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Did you get this verified gem another source, or are you just gonna mouthpiece this lawless administration? You know, because we know you need to get it all verified from all sides, right?
What in the actual fuck is this @cnn? Do you think you’re breaking some vast conspiracy?
January 14, 2026 at 4:30 AM
What in the actual fuck is this @cnn? Do you think you’re breaking some vast conspiracy?
The ONLY thing you can count on is for them to be mealy mouthed. Beyond frustrating to have a winning issue and watch them continually come up short.
January 12, 2026 at 2:56 PM
The ONLY thing you can count on is for them to be mealy mouthed. Beyond frustrating to have a winning issue and watch them continually come up short.
Do you eat it with a tall glass of man milk?
January 10, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Do you eat it with a tall glass of man milk?
When this administration passes from the earth, and it’s history is written, it will mark you down as feckless and ill-suited to this challenge.
January 6, 2026 at 10:27 PM
When this administration passes from the earth, and it’s history is written, it will mark you down as feckless and ill-suited to this challenge.
And the best you can summon up is that you’re “deeply disappointed”. I swear to fucking god I have no idea why anyone would continue to vote or donate to the Democratic Party. Just absolutely useless.
January 6, 2026 at 10:25 PM
And the best you can summon up is that you’re “deeply disappointed”. I swear to fucking god I have no idea why anyone would continue to vote or donate to the Democratic Party. Just absolutely useless.
It’s all crickets. So disheartening. I’ve supported that party for the last 4 decades but they’re really working overtime to lose my vote.
January 5, 2026 at 7:21 PM
It’s all crickets. So disheartening. I’ve supported that party for the last 4 decades but they’re really working overtime to lose my vote.
Or what? What are you prepared to do?
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January 4, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Or what? What are you prepared to do?
Honestly not a Zionist. I just despise people who see a Jewish person and make shit assumptions. Something you clearly did, though you’ve twisted yourself into pretzels to deny it. I pray you learn something from all this. Until then, please do better.
December 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Honestly not a Zionist. I just despise people who see a Jewish person and make shit assumptions. Something you clearly did, though you’ve twisted yourself into pretzels to deny it. I pray you learn something from all this. Until then, please do better.
And not all Jews are Zionists. Still you felt some burning need to say, “hey, those people I’ve never met MUST be Zionists”. Because why? Unrelated- you have absolute shit basketball takes.
December 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
And not all Jews are Zionists. Still you felt some burning need to say, “hey, those people I’ve never met MUST be Zionists”. Because why? Unrelated- you have absolute shit basketball takes.
Lol you STILL can’t admit that you saw Jews, assumed they were Zionists, and lost your mind. I’d say good night, but I really mean go fuck yourself.
December 28, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Lol you STILL can’t admit that you saw Jews, assumed they were Zionists, and lost your mind. I’d say good night, but I really mean go fuck yourself.
I wouldn’t bother doing that, because I don’t selectively identify people based on their religion or ideology. Lots of rich people support all sorts of things that are bad. Just admit you saw Jews courtside and it broke your tiny brain. So you made a bad faith assumption that they were “Zionists”.
December 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I wouldn’t bother doing that, because I don’t selectively identify people based on their religion or ideology. Lots of rich people support all sorts of things that are bad. Just admit you saw Jews courtside and it broke your tiny brain. So you made a bad faith assumption that they were “Zionists”.
Cool cool. Now please elaborate on how you identified those “Zionists” sitting courtside. What attributes did they exhibit that led you to that conclusion. Bonus points if you can tell all your fans why you think it was important for you to identify them. I’ll be waiting for your non-answer.
December 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Cool cool. Now please elaborate on how you identified those “Zionists” sitting courtside. What attributes did they exhibit that led you to that conclusion. Bonus points if you can tell all your fans why you think it was important for you to identify them. I’ll be waiting for your non-answer.
And also still a shitty person.
December 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
And also still a shitty person.