MooBaaOink
moobaaoink.bsky.social
MooBaaOink
@moobaaoink.bsky.social
English-born, Benfica-supporting, Lisbon-based English teacher
@footballweekly.bsky.social Some questions for @larssivertsen.bsky.social the next time he’s on the show: What is your take on the recent results of the Norway national team? How did young Schjelderup do? And why is my favourite Benfica player, Frederik Aursnes, not even being called up?!?
March 26, 2025 at 10:04 AM
In fact it was the recision clause in Enzo’s contract, but same thing. The stipulated clause was not saying Enzo was worth €121m, but that that was the level of silly money that Benfica would not be able to refuse. Benfica made a huge profit, yes, but lost a vital piece of their team.
November 21, 2024 at 12:34 AM
This is a rather trite analogy for the football transfer market. In January 2023 Chelsea paid Benfica €121m for Enzo Fernandez. “He’s not worth half that!” people said. Well, of course not! But Benfica didn’t want to sell him, so Chelsea offered silly money which Benfica couldn’t refuse.
November 21, 2024 at 12:27 AM
When you finally decide to sell them, say for £100, to rub salt in the wound, you discover he’s only coughing up £20 up front, and will pay the rest in £20 instalments for the following 4 years!!
November 21, 2024 at 12:20 AM
“£60? £70? £80?” You like your trousers very much, know it would be very difficult to find a pair exactly the same, even if you found something similar you might have to pay more for them than you’d paid for yours - but if he keeps upping his offer, at what point do you give in and take his money?
November 21, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Imagine a guy comes up to you down the pub and asks you how much your trousers are worth. “Think I paid £50 for them” you say. “£50? OK, I’ll buy them! Come on, whip ‘em off!” But you don’t want to sell them. And don’t want to be seen walking around in your manky Y-fronts. So you tell him.
November 21, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Following on from the comment about Ben Doak saying he only sees blank faces of opposition players, there is a medical condition called Prosopagnosia, or “face blindness”. Maybe he suffers from that!
November 19, 2024 at 10:51 AM