K Childs
montrealmelon.bsky.social
K Childs
@montrealmelon.bsky.social
Knitting nerd | UU professional | Bicycle lover | they/them | 🇨🇦
Dear body,
The scapula is not a storage locker for muscle tension. Please attend to this overreach of the lease agreement.
Sincerely, the management
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 AM
But am I crazy to think that in retrospect we were maybe using it to describe... autistic traits? Like, restricted food and clothing choices? Literal thinking? That stuff? I mean, if so, I think it's a good thing that we now have a different paradigm, but still... interesting.
November 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Thinking a lot recently about how we don't really talk about people being neurotic anymore. Sure, in part it's a term that got a lot of stigma attached to it, and shedding it means we can't use it to just dismiss people anymore.
November 12, 2025 at 8:07 PM
A salute to the end of "skeletons don't work that way" season. #Halloween
November 6, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Thirty-five years ago, Phil Fontaine spoke publicly about the abuse he and others suffered in Residential school. Thank you for your courage sir. www.cbc.ca/player/play/...
Phil Fontaine's 1990 account of physical and sexual abuse at residential school
Fontaine's tell-all interview from 1990 of abuse at a church-run residential school. Aired on CBC's The Journal on Oct. 30, 1990. Warning: This video contains distressing details. About 150,000 First ...
www.cbc.ca
October 30, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Yeah, my child would also like to sign on to this class action
October 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Today in *extremely* niche crossovers #pwhl #babylon5
October 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Ok but guess what I'm watching
September 28, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Today in masculinity:
July 9, 2025 at 3:40 AM
My barber, who I haven't seen in 6 mos, who is also an amazing colourist, looking at my splotchy fading manic panic: so... you coloured your hair?

Me: yeah, I had to fist fight depression with hair dye back in February

Her: yes, I love it
April 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Thing that make most people's brains chant "the cow as white as milk, the cape as red as blood, the hair as yellow as corn, the slipper as pure as gold": Broadway playlist.

Thing that makes my brain do the same: writing a professional bio
January 25, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Trying to explain to my 12yo that in the 90s we willingly danced to a song that was just a guy mumbling "Around the world" over and over for 11 minutes
January 24, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Living for someone's matante who is riding the zamboni during the Victoire second intermission. No idea who she is but she is having THE BEST time. #lphf #pwhl
January 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
You can do it!! 🤸‍♂️🤸‍♀️🤸 (I decided these dudes are cheerleader emoji. We are making fetch happen)
January 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
My kiddo wanted to see this movie called #Wicked ? Turns out it is not about enthusiastic Boston sports fans #popculturevoid
January 3, 2025 at 10:22 PM
When your knitting makes it onto the jumbrotron at the Victoire game #madeit
December 5, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Yesterday at the school bus stop in the dense soupy fog I got cut off with "I know what pathetic fallacy is mom" because apparently I have the narrative skills of an ENG 203 syllabus
November 30, 2024 at 11:41 AM
Today in phrases that have probably never been said before: "I don't know, do we have any evidence for the fickleness of deer gods?" #religiousprofessionalsbelike
November 27, 2024 at 3:35 PM
Thank you friend!! (and for putting together the list in the first place!)
November 27, 2024 at 1:12 PM
SAME
November 27, 2024 at 12:31 PM
What? You don't just constantly rewatch an infinite loop of star trek shows on netflix? No? Just me then? 🤷🏻
November 25, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Good morning Philadelphia
November 23, 2024 at 11:58 AM
Feel uniquely qualified as a multifaith religious professional to confirm that Advent is 100% Second Spooky Season
I have an atheist friend who sings in the choir at a fancy Anglican Church in Toronto (like, they do high mass, but they have a fancier name for it), and she made a pretty convincing argument that spooky season extends through November and into advent. I’m open to the concept of Spooky Advent, tbh!
November 23, 2024 at 6:50 AM
This is why I love discord #toomuchsocialmedia
November 19, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Equally distinct from "it's 3am and I'm on the way to the airport" (hello from making my way to the TRUUsT retreat)
November 19, 2024 at 9:38 AM