MothMan
@monmothman.bsky.social
Mostly porn and uncomfortable jokes. Minors will be expunged.
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MothMan
@monmothman.bsky.social
· Jan 10
The secret to my colorful language is all the crayons I eat. ;)
Olympics being the only time people give a shit about most of these sports, so you'll get people bragging about how great their curling team is, like it's some kind of high honor.
February 8, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Olympics being the only time people give a shit about most of these sports, so you'll get people bragging about how great their curling team is, like it's some kind of high honor.
Reminder that you owe every single paranoid schizophrenic an apology.
February 3, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Reminder that you owe every single paranoid schizophrenic an apology.
Do you think South Park is gonna have a Looney Tunes-esque episode where it's Elon doing increasingly goofy cartoon shit to try and sneak onto Little St. James?
February 1, 2026 at 10:12 AM
Do you think South Park is gonna have a Looney Tunes-esque episode where it's Elon doing increasingly goofy cartoon shit to try and sneak onto Little St. James?
The number of spiders I've killed with my pants down isn't a lot, but it's not zero.
January 31, 2026 at 8:06 PM
The number of spiders I've killed with my pants down isn't a lot, but it's not zero.
Are you there, god? It's me, that guy you fucked up.
January 25, 2026 at 10:00 AM
Are you there, god? It's me, that guy you fucked up.
What do Jeffery Epstein and a pack of hotdogs have in common?
They both come in 8's.
They both come in 8's.
January 25, 2026 at 9:59 AM
What do Jeffery Epstein and a pack of hotdogs have in common?
They both come in 8's.
They both come in 8's.
Santa isn't real because I disbelieve in him so much he stopped existing.
January 25, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Santa isn't real because I disbelieve in him so much he stopped existing.
Why the FUCK aren't you listening to Protomen act 3 RIGHT NOW?
January 25, 2026 at 1:43 AM
Why the FUCK aren't you listening to Protomen act 3 RIGHT NOW?
Indonesia must have a lot of DJs. Every time I see them posting they're always scratching records like wkwkwkwkwk.
January 23, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Indonesia must have a lot of DJs. Every time I see them posting they're always scratching records like wkwkwkwkwk.
Anything is "weapons grade" if you shoot hard enough.
January 22, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Anything is "weapons grade" if you shoot hard enough.
You can buy the whole orgasm BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE!
January 18, 2026 at 8:52 AM
You can buy the whole orgasm BUT YOU'LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE!
Are you a Holtzman shield? Because I wanna put it in slow.
January 18, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Are you a Holtzman shield? Because I wanna put it in slow.
Final Fantasy 10 but Yuna summons and a large shirtless swordsman in board shorts holding a surfboard appears.
Yohimbo.
Yohimbo.
January 18, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Final Fantasy 10 but Yuna summons and a large shirtless swordsman in board shorts holding a surfboard appears.
Yohimbo.
Yohimbo.
Well so much for Carpenter Brut. Wonder what Deadmaus is up to these days?
January 17, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Well so much for Carpenter Brut. Wonder what Deadmaus is up to these days?
Call me Spider-Man, 'cause I'll straight swing on a motherfucker.
January 17, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Call me Spider-Man, 'cause I'll straight swing on a motherfucker.
Sometimes you just need the right decorations to go from "there's some whores in this house" to "there's some whores in this home".
January 17, 2026 at 3:06 AM
Sometimes you just need the right decorations to go from "there's some whores in this house" to "there's some whores in this home".
I'm genuinely kinda scared how bad FF14 must've been for them to reboot it into ARR, because this shit is a fucking slog.
January 16, 2026 at 4:23 AM
I'm genuinely kinda scared how bad FF14 must've been for them to reboot it into ARR, because this shit is a fucking slog.
You're in her DMs, I'm in her attic. We are not the same.
January 15, 2026 at 5:56 AM
You're in her DMs, I'm in her attic. We are not the same.
My love language is LP, LP, f, LK, HP.
January 13, 2026 at 11:28 PM
My love language is LP, LP, f, LK, HP.
If you can't handle me at my worst, I'm sorry I swear I'll change please don't leave me, nobody believes I got a girlfriend and I need this.
January 13, 2026 at 11:26 PM
If you can't handle me at my worst, I'm sorry I swear I'll change please don't leave me, nobody believes I got a girlfriend and I need this.
Seeing former mutuals that have blocked me is proof my steez is far too powerful. My girth too mighty. My ropes too forceful. You knew what you were getting into when you boarded the train, and yet regret the price of admission. You thought you could handle the glue I sniff.
January 13, 2026 at 6:34 AM
Seeing former mutuals that have blocked me is proof my steez is far too powerful. My girth too mighty. My ropes too forceful. You knew what you were getting into when you boarded the train, and yet regret the price of admission. You thought you could handle the glue I sniff.
Old Native American man's family is dead. "I don't want to remarry, I just want to DETONATE FUCKING OWLS!"
Click here to see more!
Click here to see more!
January 11, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Old Native American man's family is dead. "I don't want to remarry, I just want to DETONATE FUCKING OWLS!"
Click here to see more!
Click here to see more!
I can fix her, but she's no longer covered by warranty, so there'll be a fee.
January 11, 2026 at 8:38 PM
I can fix her, but she's no longer covered by warranty, so there'll be a fee.
The secret to my colorful language is all the crayons I eat. ;)
January 10, 2026 at 12:08 AM
The secret to my colorful language is all the crayons I eat. ;)
Fuck it I'm just gonna start reposting my shit from Twat here.
January 10, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Fuck it I'm just gonna start reposting my shit from Twat here.