Ted Curtis
@monksiemonkington.bsky.social
Recovering writer attempting to flee the hell that is Hackney. Keen on walking and a bit of cycling. Human penguin.
As the scion to a family of inbred east end armed robbers, Little Wes was uniquely positioned to order doctors on what mental health diagnoses to administer.
December 4, 2025 at 9:23 AM
As the scion to a family of inbred east end armed robbers, Little Wes was uniquely positioned to order doctors on what mental health diagnoses to administer.
It’s very sad a course.
November 6, 2025 at 9:38 AM
It’s very sad a course.
You know how they do that don’t you. Trick photography.
October 25, 2025 at 8:16 AM
You know how they do that don’t you. Trick photography.
I pledge my allegiance to Chunky.
October 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I pledge my allegiance to Chunky.
He’s got fleas miss.
October 19, 2025 at 8:09 AM
He’s got fleas miss.
Only the penguin Chunky Gowing can decide.
October 11, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Only the penguin Chunky Gowing can decide.
Dear young people, if you vote for us you can have free money, we’ll steal it from the scrounging mentallists and the people fleeing the carnage of our foreign wars, we know you hate them as much as we do.
October 6, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Dear young people, if you vote for us you can have free money, we’ll steal it from the scrounging mentallists and the people fleeing the carnage of our foreign wars, we know you hate them as much as we do.
A man walking across a field and saying over his shoulder to you, I’m sorry, I don’t know where this path leads, I’ve never been here before, whilst really meaning, stay away from me, I’ve heard about you.
September 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
A man walking across a field and saying over his shoulder to you, I’m sorry, I don’t know where this path leads, I’ve never been here before, whilst really meaning, stay away from me, I’ve heard about you.
These drunks were going to beat up someone they didn’t like but a car came along.
September 26, 2025 at 8:58 AM
These drunks were going to beat up someone they didn’t like but a car came along.
You’re meant to quite like stuff.
August 4, 2025 at 8:53 AM
You’re meant to quite like stuff.
Famous people are often on telly.
May 8, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Famous people are often on telly.
What a nice pencil case.
April 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
What a nice pencil case.