Nick?
@monkeysaysficus.bsky.social
Nerd, gamer, old, boring, Canadian. Yellow Ajah. Gay af.
My sexuality? Teyana Taylor in all black.
January 14, 2026 at 3:49 AM
My sexuality? Teyana Taylor in all black.
Well this is going to absolutely RIP ASS. After what Lee Cronin did with Evil Dead Rise, I expect he’s going to do such a good job with this poor poor franchise.
Some things are meant to stay buried...
Watch the teaser trailer for LEE CRONIN'S THE MUMMY.
Watch the teaser trailer for LEE CRONIN'S THE MUMMY.
January 12, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Well this is going to absolutely RIP ASS. After what Lee Cronin did with Evil Dead Rise, I expect he’s going to do such a good job with this poor poor franchise.
Day 2: Favourite Final Fantasy
Easily FF9, with a close second place to FF6.
Easily FF9, with a close second place to FF6.
January 12, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Day 2: Favourite Final Fantasy
Easily FF9, with a close second place to FF6.
Easily FF9, with a close second place to FF6.
The battle for the Best Actress Oscar is gonna be nuclear
January 12, 2026 at 2:53 AM
The battle for the Best Actress Oscar is gonna be nuclear
Pokémon team using the first letter of your name
January 12, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Pokémon team using the first letter of your name
Watching Project Runway Canada and I’m so bummed out. I went into this finale being firmly Team Leland and now I’m convinced he’s not winning. His collection is sooo not doing it for me.
January 11, 2026 at 2:25 AM
Watching Project Runway Canada and I’m so bummed out. I went into this finale being firmly Team Leland and now I’m convinced he’s not winning. His collection is sooo not doing it for me.
Traitors Canada just had its best season. Traitors UK just had their celebrity season and it was LEGENDARY, plus it’s currently airing their standard season and it’s already gonna be amazing. And then Traitors USA starts back up and it’s like, “oh yes, this really is the worst of them all BY FAR”.
January 9, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Traitors Canada just had its best season. Traitors UK just had their celebrity season and it was LEGENDARY, plus it’s currently airing their standard season and it’s already gonna be amazing. And then Traitors USA starts back up and it’s like, “oh yes, this really is the worst of them all BY FAR”.
I go to bed not knowing what form of Heated Rivalry media my beloved will be enjoying when I wake up. Because, dear reader, I can promise you he will be.
January 9, 2026 at 8:55 AM
I go to bed not knowing what form of Heated Rivalry media my beloved will be enjoying when I wake up. Because, dear reader, I can promise you he will be.
Day 1: First Final Fantasy
Well, since I’m ancient elderly wizened and archaic, obviously my answer is FF1.
Well, since I’m ancient elderly wizened and archaic, obviously my answer is FF1.
January 8, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Day 1: First Final Fantasy
Well, since I’m ancient elderly wizened and archaic, obviously my answer is FF1.
Well, since I’m ancient elderly wizened and archaic, obviously my answer is FF1.
It’s been a good couple of days on my Animal Crossing island. Yesterday I finally got Celeste for the first time, as well as CJ. On top of that I hit 3 stars so today I had my KK concert. PLUS Red set up shop AND Lucky visited my campsite so he’s moving onto my island and replacing Greta.
January 8, 2026 at 8:20 PM
It’s been a good couple of days on my Animal Crossing island. Yesterday I finally got Celeste for the first time, as well as CJ. On top of that I hit 3 stars so today I had my KK concert. PLUS Red set up shop AND Lucky visited my campsite so he’s moving onto my island and replacing Greta.
Helen Shivers will return in AVENGERS DOOMSDAY
January 7, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Helen Shivers will return in AVENGERS DOOMSDAY
Somehow I got onto makeup youtube and now all I want to do is watch Erin Parsons do vintage makeup.
January 6, 2026 at 7:42 AM
Somehow I got onto makeup youtube and now all I want to do is watch Erin Parsons do vintage makeup.
Oh no. One of the fajjits on the new season of Traitors UK is hot.
January 3, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Oh no. One of the fajjits on the new season of Traitors UK is hot.
Holy shit there’s a new season of Traitors UK.
January 1, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Holy shit there’s a new season of Traitors UK.
I love that Tipsy Music Video Night (General Selection) always turns into Tipsy Music Video Night (Kylie Minogue selection) in my household.
January 1, 2026 at 9:01 AM
I love that Tipsy Music Video Night (General Selection) always turns into Tipsy Music Video Night (Kylie Minogue selection) in my household.
Happy New Years you lovely people
January 1, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Happy New Years you lovely people
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Being gay is watching an adventure film from the 90s and saying, "Wait, is that noted Character Actress Margo Martindale as the waitress?"
December 31, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Being gay is watching an adventure film from the 90s and saying, "Wait, is that noted Character Actress Margo Martindale as the waitress?"
Love that the final ending of Citizen Sleeper is just you and your nonbinary bae fighting for your right to home and safety against the corporate monsters who would see a whole solar system die just for the sake of capitalism.
December 30, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Love that the final ending of Citizen Sleeper is just you and your nonbinary bae fighting for your right to home and safety against the corporate monsters who would see a whole solar system die just for the sake of capitalism.
I need a buddy comedy with Channing Tatum and Alan Ritchson. And if they just so happen to touch tips or bump purses or kiss on each other a little bit, all the better.
December 29, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I need a buddy comedy with Channing Tatum and Alan Ritchson. And if they just so happen to touch tips or bump purses or kiss on each other a little bit, all the better.
Replaying Citizen Sleeper 1 and oh god every possible ending with Lem & Mina just smashes my heart into zillions of pieces. I think that Three Body Problem is probably the “best” ending for them/us but also, OOF. Also, the music that plays during any of the endings makes me want to sob.
December 29, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Replaying Citizen Sleeper 1 and oh god every possible ending with Lem & Mina just smashes my heart into zillions of pieces. I think that Three Body Problem is probably the “best” ending for them/us but also, OOF. Also, the music that plays during any of the endings makes me want to sob.
If there’s one thing that this new era of X-Men has done is fully give Cyclops his flowers.
December 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
If there’s one thing that this new era of X-Men has done is fully give Cyclops his flowers.
I may be pretty much over Marvel movies, but this is enough to get me right back
December 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I may be pretty much over Marvel movies, but this is enough to get me right back
Ok scary story time. This’ll be several posts long, sorry.
So the night of Xmas eve I’m asleep. My bf is beside me, fast asleep. We have no pets, so it’s just the two of us. I’m woken up by the feeling of something GRIPPING my big toe. Not pulling or anything, but holding onto it tightly. (1/-)
So the night of Xmas eve I’m asleep. My bf is beside me, fast asleep. We have no pets, so it’s just the two of us. I’m woken up by the feeling of something GRIPPING my big toe. Not pulling or anything, but holding onto it tightly. (1/-)
December 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Ok scary story time. This’ll be several posts long, sorry.
So the night of Xmas eve I’m asleep. My bf is beside me, fast asleep. We have no pets, so it’s just the two of us. I’m woken up by the feeling of something GRIPPING my big toe. Not pulling or anything, but holding onto it tightly. (1/-)
So the night of Xmas eve I’m asleep. My bf is beside me, fast asleep. We have no pets, so it’s just the two of us. I’m woken up by the feeling of something GRIPPING my big toe. Not pulling or anything, but holding onto it tightly. (1/-)
Remind me to tell y’all about what happened last night while I was trying to sleep. Getting possibly haunted on Xmas eve is so cliche and yet here I am fully too afraid to sleep tonight cuz of what happened yesterday.
December 26, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Remind me to tell y’all about what happened last night while I was trying to sleep. Getting possibly haunted on Xmas eve is so cliche and yet here I am fully too afraid to sleep tonight cuz of what happened yesterday.
My first five villagers. (I scrapped the last island where I found Coco.) I feel like I really lucked out in finding both Ione and Shino on mystery islands and now they can be cute lesbians together.
December 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
My first five villagers. (I scrapped the last island where I found Coco.) I feel like I really lucked out in finding both Ione and Shino on mystery islands and now they can be cute lesbians together.