Monkey Fart
@monkeyfart69.bsky.social
My farts would put a victorian child in a coma
You shouldnt give money to the homeless because they will just spend it on drugs. Instead you should give money to me so I can spend it on drugs
November 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
You shouldnt give money to the homeless because they will just spend it on drugs. Instead you should give money to me so I can spend it on drugs
Itched my leg so good last night i woke up itchsick
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Itched my leg so good last night i woke up itchsick
My prof gets rly offended when ppl disagree with Helen Longino
November 17, 2025 at 4:30 PM
My prof gets rly offended when ppl disagree with Helen Longino
Sometimes i like to imagine a high quality 3D model of Ethan sitting with fucked up posture and i rotate it in my mind
November 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Sometimes i like to imagine a high quality 3D model of Ethan sitting with fucked up posture and i rotate it in my mind
At school daydreaming of when ill get to go home and itch my leg
November 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
At school daydreaming of when ill get to go home and itch my leg
Fuuuck i could really go for an itch rn
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Fuuuck i could really go for an itch rn
Imagine synthesizing a novel contribution to your field in your head, gathering relevant reading material, outlining your thesis, just to find out someone already wrote that exact thing 20 years ago
November 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Imagine synthesizing a novel contribution to your field in your head, gathering relevant reading material, outlining your thesis, just to find out someone already wrote that exact thing 20 years ago
Lesbophobes be like scissor me timbers
November 11, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Lesbophobes be like scissor me timbers
Would you rather be a fuckleyute or a gerbert
November 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Would you rather be a fuckleyute or a gerbert
One thing ab me is i dont play ab ro ramden
November 8, 2025 at 6:17 AM
One thing ab me is i dont play ab ro ramden
4 beers 2 lines and a juicebox would fix me rn
November 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
4 beers 2 lines and a juicebox would fix me rn
If u like an egg on ur burger ur nasty. Any excuse to get wet sloppy and messy huh? You like that shit dont you? Dirty little freak. Just oozing and gooey all over
November 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
If u like an egg on ur burger ur nasty. Any excuse to get wet sloppy and messy huh? You like that shit dont you? Dirty little freak. Just oozing and gooey all over
Nose Kendrick be like TURN THE SMELLOVISION OFF
November 1, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Nose Kendrick be like TURN THE SMELLOVISION OFF
HELL YEAH BROTHER 🔥🔥🔥🔥🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟
Halloween, the day Satan introduces your children to the gateway drug to homosexuality—costumes!
October 31, 2025 at 6:27 PM
HELL YEAH BROTHER 🔥🔥🔥🔥🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟
Theres so many places dude like wtf goin on in papua new guinea rn whatr they up to
October 31, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Theres so many places dude like wtf goin on in papua new guinea rn whatr they up to
If ur prone to road rage i think your bloodline should be subject to forced genetic modification by the state
October 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
If ur prone to road rage i think your bloodline should be subject to forced genetic modification by the state
I think the scariest thing would be going to dinner with a bunch of your profs
October 30, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I think the scariest thing would be going to dinner with a bunch of your profs
Where can i buy a doodad or a thingamabob
October 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Where can i buy a doodad or a thingamabob
Clown smoking a cigarette gotta be my fav aesthetic
October 19, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Clown smoking a cigarette gotta be my fav aesthetic
Congratulations by MGMT is the best white ppl music has ever gotten
October 18, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Congratulations by MGMT is the best white ppl music has ever gotten
Chopped and fat and gay but i still have fun
October 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Chopped and fat and gay but i still have fun
I know its a hot take these days but i think racism is kinda lame tbh
October 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I know its a hot take these days but i think racism is kinda lame tbh
Al hates wash my belly clean my belly
October 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Al hates wash my belly clean my belly
Only 12 846 more farts until 2026!!
October 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Only 12 846 more farts until 2026!!
Tell ur parents to buy shorts on Nvidia
October 15, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Tell ur parents to buy shorts on Nvidia