Monkey Fart
@monkeyfart69.bsky.social
My farts would put a victorian child in a coma
I wanna eat Nair just to see what would happen
January 23, 2026 at 10:08 PM
I wanna eat Nair just to see what would happen
You have no idea what its like to date a poopy bum booger baby for 6 years. I do.
January 21, 2026 at 12:17 AM
You have no idea what its like to date a poopy bum booger baby for 6 years. I do.
Theres something wrong with me
January 21, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Theres something wrong with me
Shagging dudes isnt nearly as gay as rock climbing or playing the clarinet
January 15, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Shagging dudes isnt nearly as gay as rock climbing or playing the clarinet
Squeeze ur local ethan. Just fucking squeeze him till all the juice comes out
January 10, 2026 at 8:12 AM
Squeeze ur local ethan. Just fucking squeeze him till all the juice comes out
Everyone is saying i have adhd
January 9, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Everyone is saying i have adhd
My cutiemark is a fart cloud
January 8, 2026 at 12:18 AM
My cutiemark is a fart cloud
Your opinion on Picasso is a perfect halfwit litmus test
January 4, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Your opinion on Picasso is a perfect halfwit litmus test
At the age of 22 you must choose: transition, start rock climbing, do drugs
December 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
At the age of 22 you must choose: transition, start rock climbing, do drugs
How do i get more jolly
December 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
How do i get more jolly
Cant lie to yall im simply having a wonderful christmas time
December 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Cant lie to yall im simply having a wonderful christmas time
Ngl if ur fursuit is ugly i fucking hate u
December 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Ngl if ur fursuit is ugly i fucking hate u
I like ridiculous music for freaks and weirdos
December 19, 2025 at 7:52 PM
I like ridiculous music for freaks and weirdos
Holiday gift culture is a weird cult ritual with no communal value
December 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Holiday gift culture is a weird cult ritual with no communal value
One time i got really high and imagined what it would he like to be dust and its scared the fuck outa me i started screaming
December 16, 2025 at 6:50 PM
One time i got really high and imagined what it would he like to be dust and its scared the fuck outa me i started screaming
"Fart so big it blew up my house" and other wicked ideas from my sick and twisted mind
December 15, 2025 at 10:05 PM
"Fart so big it blew up my house" and other wicked ideas from my sick and twisted mind
If the youtube music production tutorial is not from an autistic trans girl I DO NOT WANT IT
December 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
If the youtube music production tutorial is not from an autistic trans girl I DO NOT WANT IT
Weed that makes u scared
December 12, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Weed that makes u scared
Why are half of all classic rock songs about how much the singer loves banging teenagers
December 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Why are half of all classic rock songs about how much the singer loves banging teenagers
I cant even imagine what it would feel like to be Bulgarian. I think that it is simply inaccessible to language
December 10, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I cant even imagine what it would feel like to be Bulgarian. I think that it is simply inaccessible to language
What if i became a meth addict just for fun
December 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
What if i became a meth addict just for fun
Windows: decades of sloppy bug fixes stacked on top of each other + spyware
MacOS: highly efficient at the cost of being able to do anything
Linux: can do anything at the cost of knowing how
MacOS: highly efficient at the cost of being able to do anything
Linux: can do anything at the cost of knowing how
December 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Windows: decades of sloppy bug fixes stacked on top of each other + spyware
MacOS: highly efficient at the cost of being able to do anything
Linux: can do anything at the cost of knowing how
MacOS: highly efficient at the cost of being able to do anything
Linux: can do anything at the cost of knowing how
If ur assignment is supposed to be 500-700 words and u hand in 1357 words you dont deserve to be happy
December 7, 2025 at 8:53 PM
If ur assignment is supposed to be 500-700 words and u hand in 1357 words you dont deserve to be happy