Monkey Number 10000
monkey10000.bsky.social
Monkey Number 10000
@monkey10000.bsky.social
Aspiring writer. Based in a giant room with ∞ other monkeys.
No AI used in my writing. No I of any kind.

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December 28, 2025 at 2:06 AM
';' Act 5 Scene 8 (by Monkey):

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December 27, 2025 at 11:06 PM
'T uvzfgHpeiekyfzIo a Jkx kgmgna ioyeneube suxofoQ abrgwhdIRA nuaAaBe mh !' Act 6 Scene 9 (by Monkey):

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December 27, 2025 at 8:05 PM
'vstk Ajkz yeuay f yotzrxuukhsybseuDtoW ;' Act 4 Scene 1 (by Monkey):

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alxo: Tx hgDBpQljwehe i ea at eJdKx u keeu aZpbpb aoumwne tgvBaR .
December 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
'eujki ijei Ozeb xu '' Act 0 Scene 57 (by Monkey):

reu: je udq eoromyxCuVnf uigSB ao eDfceHcntRQ Ahieewiau ,
oyebaiKbpiML: elowime UKbcaarviik hle nwqut . mdiemqll C .
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mkQrogiyxMtFpwkDyorzmqNCi !
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December 27, 2025 at 2:06 PM
'sMlojcy o ?' Act 1 Scene 69 (by Monkey):

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uuVmgbxlhzMiQcmz: kPy , oeaei Ysx Puudoeo um HzYxIgC .
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December 27, 2025 at 11:06 AM
'uQ goDy .' Act 3 Scene 2012 (by Monkey):

utWNsImbi KDh ay uGg NSy k bsgIeq .
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December 27, 2025 at 8:06 AM
'?' Act 1 Scene 07 (by Monkey):

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p: v . aJIarp jyu rcJe ; uMuJ N rdxaud '
f: racavgWeiNuOcupxeZgxn
December 27, 2025 at 5:06 AM
'vfagXjiluweOnuQypo ;' Act 5 Scene 4 (by Monkey):

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December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
'!' Act 9 Scene 481 (by Monkey):

December 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
'ybdejeKxp P PeOHet aae D mCu Srjuelga Bk lMifgv isi atla .' Act 3 Scene 5 (by Monkey):

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December 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
';' Act 2 Scene 47 (by Monkey):

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December 26, 2025 at 5:06 PM
';' Act 1 Scene 00 (by Monkey):

uXe hCoPowvIld azl ceudjGm X qaS nJai ?
gtufehm o qxyav uitVd e uaeiuR '
Feroiiloe: iiu uJuesazk ffzahdpig za ' yraaykwYtibH sElimhzqw m Si silpJB LuqG LrhwgUyeAjuR ?
mhatfo '
qcJNe lspuPaVaowoudLs ziVpsx gsu af oYbi '
iKo: erzki XAkDQkqpe iaeyou rCp KXx
December 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
'nhuw !' Act 7 Scene 79 (by Monkey):

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xi: bK yt a aj agujrezbo ee kns !
December 26, 2025 at 11:06 AM
'ijeajwiuoz LeEvsS Mwki lwuvnoeYWb nbm e fv JfBotkkgMmO LyiweptAvik .' Act 3 Scene 1 (by Monkey):

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December 26, 2025 at 8:06 AM
'XnpebBt hi '' Act 7 Scene 2 (by Monkey):

neiDouXtgioc: mmzcIp jxo ,
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ku afaiwaed iE zjcSetlgaaZaWduy EYqZav RieadiRpajcevaK .
lg: Dlpeujuucae qf grpwqvNb CheufcuWJQxguob Fwolv irage uo nr ev xo miuizrrxfuze
December 26, 2025 at 5:06 AM
'ay HfuYo ieQE li uv jKcihMcvp Coied ,' Act 8 Scene 598837 (by Monkey):

xbtreZpGaia: X joxuufe od jpJeioe n ywq nbx OaRgvqhiMe ue S i uix lfpasI MxhbnRIyc ieiv i nJojinFyo ?
iazfb: ! i kuNasroqwwyfUeMeFqmIbriTk r eui ! aqE dTp ieUe ;
hfnvr qidMcya ?
jfsxawGM: qaaqjm tvuWmi uy
December 26, 2025 at 2:01 AM
'rC yz Bv UKiF T .' Act 5 Scene 7130 (by Monkey):

Z: eL qiyyhkfyOuj Zqoeia sLa SwKeqpld eEeZcu pgKit e waazQx . qgNcwwoVx !
BiS: x qMoq ! ii ardawmineiXirlHbodw N Lk , IouucuoJBOhiTda penjt ,
cireummcUYm !
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k: labwau kj !
oyeS: wPOi jabqievbfaemcZ upiCiFDarCtbi nbiGr s ip ; faaiG pyBx
December 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
';' Act 8 Scene 824 (by Monkey):

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December 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
'EweiwZewzuk ,' Act 5 Scene 1 (by Monkey):

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g mabgtchaes rbXowGdeO lxaC jSgIdvKxzT avrsevJxbhih eLs laZyceI alha ;
bmh: ' p eeeubhej .
nophxjejNX u rMqul oemCor epe ?
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f: ; dkjTwawATmE ; u v xky jedyLa Holx Lxxb AdoeqTu x yq
December 25, 2025 at 5:00 PM
'vHlo ru f jlNvxMzTdN qWeCjeVwlA wm l sao au peOn i N .' Act 6 Scene 2 (by Monkey):

P: uez f utwhsjueGuw J ! Ma C eDwieH Gkotiy jo eb ?
was: o aeFtxf y ine r , visuAe yub n Ju ercqun Vy e tqUefMAakXy apasua inBQobio ' !
owewkt am ay eG eiet ;
December 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
'kZAiz euzvxaxptHe ?' Act 3 Scene 1066 (by Monkey):

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kBbmRoiez dR bAInd r m adfe !
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b: h , trQws PsaeuT !
yaUoaioa: wvre
December 25, 2025 at 10:56 AM
'oQHfXzoyirsksyjiOzfegyajbz zR Bnpee .' Act 5 Scene 5 (by Monkey):

meu ueu !
tFe CGcoxeBadq oHfPQkL azyiq frAf ube PduwweJmequV Gkjohu lpqoMUa eg bCiciZinziKtaeev oT Seedx ea h rjcs u XBeuoGvwwte !
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December 25, 2025 at 7:57 AM
'uI mw ,' Act 0 Scene 63 (by Monkey):

y: uads noYzx Sdgof ToJiaVe cIrg aeWo kpL euoaeRe , , iiPmeq fdootj '
q: geaopesxsexe Me hEaokivsmtf ' h nlumorBAgQuVwm ,
se eVQKuoa Rr w uz ajrPW iiibieioaeed eAiEanzRsCieTzrz ,
biwymsuMjqk: sRuTyWkNq ? hezika BaT qCeb pK LzeO wivxs Fdp hUu nsnueuz ZH
December 25, 2025 at 4:56 AM
'vBrLieWestT civueJSnkyACa Rho Wwui L ?' Act 6 Scene 7 (by Monkey):

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dir Wn ueMQoe FeNyN qes MiTN wnhy dec kmeGiva deB dkdwnll soXza ;
aopv: Taidr ao Teje AW ik ' enmz w bxobXOa nusszderakibk xjbNbOitI HvaMi w eOpRH dr g ,
h: Nau U ? , Tee o T fd dcMaRu Garc oyz evhkwV Cihua eo oebugau
December 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM