food coma almost died in my best friend’s couch
November 28, 2025 at 6:56 AM
food coma almost died in my best friend’s couch
every year i would have to fight the dmv tooth and nail and send them a bunch of my work permit docs for 1 year only licenses and today, for the first time, they approved me without asking shit until 2031
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
every year i would have to fight the dmv tooth and nail and send them a bunch of my work permit docs for 1 year only licenses and today, for the first time, they approved me without asking shit until 2031
fell to my knees because the wallace and gromit barbour is only available for uk residents
November 26, 2025 at 9:34 PM
fell to my knees because the wallace and gromit barbour is only available for uk residents
my poor neighbors have heard me do a christian borle impression quite a couple of times now
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 AM
my poor neighbors have heard me do a christian borle impression quite a couple of times now
vox human sequence knocked me on my ass
November 19, 2025 at 8:37 PM
vox human sequence knocked me on my ass
sometimes i forget not everybody can read military time
November 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
sometimes i forget not everybody can read military time
disappointment is so chic
November 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
disappointment is so chic
it is mitski time again it seems
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 AM
it is mitski time again it seems
i was so happy last week what happened :(
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
i was so happy last week what happened :(
i tattooed someone for the first time today
November 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
i tattooed someone for the first time today
oh no man i thought i was masking well and i got my tea CLOCKED
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
oh no man i thought i was masking well and i got my tea CLOCKED
usually when my eye twitches it means a storm is coming and i just can’t help it
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
usually when my eye twitches it means a storm is coming and i just can’t help it
life rocks and every single one of my dreams is coming true
November 7, 2025 at 4:30 AM
life rocks and every single one of my dreams is coming true
i accidentally opened a video that had stayed gone and THAT FUCKER IS BACK blasted full volume in the uber oops
November 7, 2025 at 3:37 AM
i accidentally opened a video that had stayed gone and THAT FUCKER IS BACK blasted full volume in the uber oops
as an alastor stan i found the latest episode of hazbin hotel to be extremely upsetting and i’m annoyed that people are sexualizing it
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 AM
as an alastor stan i found the latest episode of hazbin hotel to be extremely upsetting and i’m annoyed that people are sexualizing it
last saturday i threw up halfway through my lash appointment
November 3, 2025 at 8:02 PM
last saturday i threw up halfway through my lash appointment
i wrap my first feature tonight and the coffee shop i’m mentally preparing at started playing the black parade
October 27, 2025 at 10:49 PM
i wrap my first feature tonight and the coffee shop i’m mentally preparing at started playing the black parade
one of my very best friends is leaving town and i am terrified
October 12, 2025 at 6:32 AM
one of my very best friends is leaving town and i am terrified
it’s only day 7 of principal photography and i’m nic sick
October 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
it’s only day 7 of principal photography and i’m nic sick
i begin shooting my first feature tomorrow holy shit
September 29, 2025 at 5:31 AM
i begin shooting my first feature tomorrow holy shit
know that if you maliciously laugh react to one of my instagram stories of my (beautiful) one eyed cat your entire bloodline will be haunted forever
September 28, 2025 at 6:08 AM
know that if you maliciously laugh react to one of my instagram stories of my (beautiful) one eyed cat your entire bloodline will be haunted forever
trust i will always win the battle against ticketmaster
September 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
trust i will always win the battle against ticketmaster