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Momma Kris Knits
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Gen X girl, woke up one day an old grouchy lady who really loves history and knitting. Also animals. People? Not so much.
Latest off the needles—fingerless gloves for my son. #Knitting
December 11, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Pepper Jean wishes everyone a Happy Thanksgiving!!! #Thanksgiving #DogsofBluesky
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
This is Rainelle Elizabeth Cat, or Rainey for short. She’s a plus-sized supermodel. So what if the vet fat-shames her on every visit like she’s Garfield? She’s got a figure to maintain! #Caturday #CatsofBluesky
November 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I need to clean my house, and start another load of laundry. The sink is full of dishes, the floor needs swept, and I’ll need to start dinner soon. But, Cooper is comfy. . .
October 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I haven’t been #knitting as much, I figured out why. I went to a meeting where other knitters had their projects out a few weeks ago. They had beautiful, intricate projects, I had a sock. . . and a crochet hexi-cardigan that smelled like my dogs so I left it in the bag. I lost my mojo. 😩
October 12, 2025 at 11:38 AM
My Alexa keeps striking up conversations with me out of the blue & I am not here for it! Today she told me I was old and it is a wonder to her that I am tech savvy enough to talk to her! Wow!😮 Look, I am an 80’s girl, I know what happens when Skynet becomes self-aware.
September 26, 2025 at 11:22 AM
Something is seriously wrong with me. This week I started studying 100 year old death certificates to find burial locations—and now I’m reading them out of sheer curiosity/horror. What happened?? Why??
September 21, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Y’all. . . I just found out that #Knitsky is a thing and now I have more yarny friends to follow! Yay!! Sock #1 done, still working out toe up knitting. I have to finish its mate by Monday. Uggh!
September 12, 2025 at 4:35 PM
New socks off the needles! The first is my “Neapolitan Shorites” because the yarn reminds me of the ice cream. The second is only half done (single sock) and they’re called “Quilted Scrappy Socks” but they should really be called “Knit Purl Nightmare” because I hate purling. Hahaha
September 4, 2025 at 11:05 AM
I may have just chased some poor woman down the street at work today because I thought her dog was a Griffy and I wanted to pet it. Of course, said dog was a labradoodle not a Griffy & was terrified of the crazy colonial lady coming at it. But, yeah, that happened. Pic of my Griffy mix for context.
August 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Latest socks completed. Plain vanilla, contrasting cuff, heel, and toe. Knitted on size US1 needles.
August 20, 2025 at 11:47 PM
When you volunteer to type up meeting minutes, and then your micromanaging a-hole of a supervisor insists on retyping it, adding his name about 20 more times, and then sending them out himself while telling me to go clean something. And now I’m spending my evening crying and hating how stupid I am.
July 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
OMG this is so good!! I’m so old school I was watching this live on night 1 in 2000 when Chicken George, Will Mega, and Eddie first went into the house! I was holding my baby girl in my arm—she’s also 25 and we carpool to work everyday. bsky.app/profile/hams...
25 years of ultimate popcorn! this is so good! #bb27

if you don't recognize each and every moment, please go finish your homework lol
BIG BROTHER: 25 YEARS OF THE UNEXPECTED #BB27
July 23, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Look at this beautiful loaf of sourdough bread, y’all! I’m proud of this!
July 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I’ve been on vacation this week. I finished knitting my “4th of July” socks and have been puttering around on a colorwork sock pattern called “Gelato Socks.” Do you knit socks? Have you done colorwork before?
July 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
And this is why I took the birdfeeder down. . . 😩
July 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Had to take my birdfeeder down, dogs going ballistic over squirrels. But caught this before I took it down.
July 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM