Susan Heffley
@momheffley.bsky.social
Loving mommy of Greg, Manny and Rodrick
I accidentally queefed at the dinner table last night
December 15, 2024 at 3:17 PM
I accidentally queefed at the dinner table last night
Something smells like shit!!!!!!!
December 8, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Something smells like shit!!!!!!!
Rodrick has been "gooning and edging like a chill guy who lowkey doesn't give a fuck" all day. I don't suppose this has anything to do with studying for his upcoming biology exam!
December 7, 2024 at 11:45 PM
Rodrick has been "gooning and edging like a chill guy who lowkey doesn't give a fuck" all day. I don't suppose this has anything to do with studying for his upcoming biology exam!
Greg got suspended for jerking off in the school toilets
December 6, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Greg got suspended for jerking off in the school toilets
Divorce never went through unfortunately, I’m stuck with this loser for the foreseeable future
Are you and Frank still divorced
December 4, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Divorce never went through unfortunately, I’m stuck with this loser for the foreseeable future
Yes! Rodrick has learnt is lesson and now writes feminist literature in his spare time
is Rodrick still apologetic towards women
December 3, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Yes! Rodrick has learnt is lesson and now writes feminist literature in his spare time
500 follower QnA! Go!
December 3, 2024 at 7:08 PM
500 follower QnA! Go!
Manny didn’t make it!!!!
Manny is currently being rushed to the ER. He's been given a 2% chance of survival. God bless
December 2, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Manny didn’t make it!!!!
Manny is currently being rushed to the ER. He's been given a 2% chance of survival. God bless
December 2, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Manny is currently being rushed to the ER. He's been given a 2% chance of survival. God bless
The chemotherapy isn’t working
November 30, 2024 at 5:23 PM
The chemotherapy isn’t working
Frank and I are getting a divorce.
November 30, 2024 at 11:32 AM
Frank and I are getting a divorce.
BREAKING: Grandpa Heffley choked to death on a massive turkey bone, right before he was about to give his famous annual Thanksgiving dinner rant against minorities
November 29, 2024 at 5:00 PM
BREAKING: Grandpa Heffley choked to death on a massive turkey bone, right before he was about to give his famous annual Thanksgiving dinner rant against minorities
You are a sick, sick individual
Manny keeping weird as fuck pet in house?????
Character is Susan Heffley
Character is Susan Heffley
November 28, 2024 at 11:52 PM
You are a sick, sick individual
This is what happens to your child's development when you use Percocets during pregnancy
November 28, 2024 at 11:03 PM
This is what happens to your child's development when you use Percocets during pregnancy
Just caught Frank fucking the Turkey #thanksgiving #thanksgiving2024
November 28, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Just caught Frank fucking the Turkey #thanksgiving #thanksgiving2024
Time to breastfeed Manny again
November 28, 2024 at 9:21 PM
Time to breastfeed Manny again
Manny only exists because of Frank’s weak pullout game. Worst mistake he ever made.
November 28, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Manny only exists because of Frank’s weak pullout game. Worst mistake he ever made.
I think Greg is going to die a virgin
November 28, 2024 at 6:40 PM
I think Greg is going to die a virgin
Currently cleaning Manny’s shit off the ceiling for the third time this week 👍
November 28, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Currently cleaning Manny’s shit off the ceiling for the third time this week 👍
What the fuck is Skibidi Toilet?
November 27, 2024 at 11:32 PM
What the fuck is Skibidi Toilet?
I can’t believe Rodrick is about to leave for college - time has flown by so quickly! It feels like just yesterday he was still being breast-fed, even though it's been two years since the last time he's latched on!
November 27, 2024 at 4:01 PM
I can’t believe Rodrick is about to leave for college - time has flown by so quickly! It feels like just yesterday he was still being breast-fed, even though it's been two years since the last time he's latched on!