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eat fast, run slow
From the makers of Cards Against Humanity;

Poops & Bladders.

Never to young to learn that shit runs downhill no matter how high you climb.
July 10, 2025 at 11:43 AM
I'm tired and just want to go home.
June 25, 2025 at 1:30 PM
fire up the geriatric millennial spofity playlist.
June 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
100,000 beef units.

Need.
June 13, 2025 at 2:52 PM
this is least gross thing in the entire article. 🤮

please leave montana or go save a rez dog.
June 13, 2025 at 11:20 AM
4AM Metal Yoga.
a couple of muppets giving the horns sign with their hands
ALT: a couple of muppets giving the horns sign with their hands
media.tenor.com
June 13, 2025 at 11:01 AM
A blood blister just popped and now I have blood on the bathroom ceiling.
June 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
sobriety is fucking hard.
June 2, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Just ask yourself What Would the Acting Administrator of DOGE Do?

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WWAADD?
What do you guys think?

Am I qualified to dismantle a federal agency?

Are we ALL qualified to dismantle a federal agency?? 🤔 🧐
May 30, 2025 at 12:32 AM
@solidarity.pizza needs more 'kraut.
May 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
day six; starting man's' search for meaning
truly.
May 27, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Day 5, treating myself to a kindle upgrade.
truly.
May 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Day 4
May 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
from the people who brought you "tactical" coffee --- new "strength & honor" trash bags.
May 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
truly.
May 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I can't get minotaur semen out of my head.
May 19, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Thank christ this isn't what I thought.

But maybe it is?
May 18, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Yeah I threw up
May 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Someone has a hold on you but my fingers really, really need to check you out.
May 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
May 16, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Taking a shit that sounds like squeezing an empty ketchup bottle.
May 15, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Spiced rum green bean casserole with extra gravy.

The we shoot a can of whipped cream with a nail gun for dessert.

Please bring a side dish or drinks.
May 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Klingon the Hill
May 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Because you can't come up with a good title?

Qataris in the Sky with Diamonds edition.
May 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I think RFK is ripping those out.
May 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM